Well, Ogle Madness kind of sort officially kicks off today with the play-in game between The Diffee Kids and the Richardson Homes Girl. The winner of this battle will face Governor Brad Henry, the Number 1 seed in the West Region, later in the tournament. This battle will be open until the end of tomorrow. Once the results are in, I’ll update the bracket and fix all my glorious typos. I’ll even try to make it (gasp) easier to print.
After the jump, you can review bios of the competitors and cast your vote. May the best young annoying pitch person(s) win!
The Diffee Kids vs The Richardson Homes Girl
About The Diffee Kids:
Conference: Annoying Rich Pitchkids Conference
Who they are: If you’re having a bad day, you can check out some of the Diffee Kids Commercials to make your day even worse. That should help.
Biggest Strength: Helping convince borderline suicidal people that their life really isn’t worth living.
Biggest Weakness: Proper communication while in the huddle.
Fun Fact: Tony has crudely assembled collages of each Diffee kid hanging in his basement. Creepy.
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About The Richardson Homes Girl:
Conference: Mumbling Pitchkid Conference
Who she is: At the end of the Richardson Homes TV commercial, she mumbles in one breath: Letmwyfamweebldurfamleesnuehum
Biggest Strength: Inspiring a new generation of speech pathologists to pursue the craft.
Biggest Weakness: Like most child stars, she’ll probably go crazy.
Fun Fact: If you can’t get this girl’s voice out of your head, you can always watch this flash presentation from the Richardson Homes website. It will put you to sleep pretty fast.
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Are we to vote for who we think is the best or the worst?
Vote for who you like the most.
I’d heard that on some Richardson Homes builder’s contracts that there is an addendum clause concerning old Indian burial grounds and that it’s pretty concrete (probably 8 inches or so).
That like choosing between SADDAM HUSSEIN or Osama bin Laden. Or USC vs Texas. No matter what you lose.
Wow, it’s a dead heat!
I’m pretty dissapointed the Del Rancho Kid wasn’t in here…I still to this day wake up in a cold sweat at 3:42am on the nickle. “steeeeak Saaaandwhich suupreeeeme”
The Diffee kid in the yellow looks like he has mild down syndrome there. No way they’re pulling this one off…remember these are the kids that are going to be nailing every girl in their high school. Dont let them run away with this victory too.
Is that the girl from Poltergeist?
Possibly.
Can people check out the % of who is winning before they vote? No way this is exactly a 50/50 vote without people wanting it to be close. The diffee kids? Are you serious? Those are the most annoying commercials out there, except for the Mackie commercials. LETS GO!!!
I think I saw those Diffee boys on Paranormal State earlier this year.
The only way to see the results is to vote. And you can only vote once.
This is awesome. A buzzer beater for the play-in game? It’s the Diffee fam-wee diffence.
Good its slipping away from those little bastards.
hahaha Bosley always makes me laugh.
What time does voting for this thing end, anyway?
If we had this play-in game 10 years ago, the kid from the Broadway Ford commercials would be winning by a landslide.
And that’s no Bull!
It’s a damn shame….I voted for the most annoying and had to flip a coin. Maybe the next vote you should be able to split your vote into quarters
Gentlemen,
I will unfortunately not be able to cast my vote for the winner between these two yardbirds as I have decided to take a last-minute trip, and will be conspicuously absent after last night’s Bedlam loss, as I usually am the day after a big OSU loss.
Can we get another poll going? The mom of The Richardson Homes Girl…
Are those babies real or enhanced?
They look like double D’s to me…
the children are our future, guys. which is why i just bought 2 backup Flux Capacitors. those will work in an Accord, right? RIGHT!?
Only if your Accord can can do 88 mph while at the same time generate 1.21 jiggawatts of power.
Is it too late to throw in the Vintage Stock kid and make it a play-in battle royale?
A tie!!! This is absolutely insane! I swear it’s not rigged.
I must be blind because I can’t find anywhere to actually cast my vote.
I’ll bet those diffee kids get all kinds of…
OMG! You are dead on about the Richardson home girl!! I am a Speech Pathologist and this commercial kills me everytime!!! Why do parents encourage poor articulation! GRRRRR
LMAO