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Midwest Region, Lower Bracket

Today’s games are from the bottom half of the West Regional. These games will all be played at the Fried Onion Burger Festival in El Reno. Here are the match-ups:

  • (6) Tyler Suiters vs. (11) Charles Hill
  • (3) Ashlynn Brooke vs (14) Tyler Nelson
  • (7) Clay Bennett vs. (10) Bob Barry Jr.
  • (2) Mayor Mick vs. (15) Clark Matthews

You can check out the details of each match-up and cast your votes after the jump. Voting is allowed until midnight tonight. Check us out Monday to vote for the the upper half of the South Regional bracket.

To view the complete bracket, click here (.pdf).

(6) Tyler Suiters vs. (11) Charles Hill

About Tyler Suiters:

Conference: AOOKCAC (Anchormen of OKC Athletic Conference)

Who he is: KOCO News Anchor

Biggest Strength: Tyler Suiters played college football. This actually makes him the most qualified person at KOCO to host SportsXtra. It’s a shame he’s pigeonholed as a news anchor.

Biggest Weakness: Stuck in the 80s technology wise. Check out that awesome pager!

Fun Fact: Tyler is married to fellow KOCO newsperson Kimberly Lohman.

About Charles Hill:

Conference: Real Oklahoma Bloggers

Who he is: The founder and sole author at Dustbury.com

Biggest Strength: Has updated his blog virtually everyday since 1996 without any help

Biggest Weakness: He actually updates his blog everyday without any help, which means he probably needs to get out more

Fun Fact: Was voted best overall blog in 2006 by the Okie Blog Awards. If you scroll on his homepage for about thirty minutes you can see the graphic.


(6) Tyler Suiters vs. (11) Charles Hill

  • Tyler Suiters (65%, 171 Votes)
  • Charles Hill (35%, 92 Votes)

Total Voters: 263

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(3) Ashlynn Brooke vs (14) Tyler Nelson

About Ashlynn Brooke:

Conference: Flesh

Who she is: Porn Star

Biggest Strength: She Likes It Big #2, Double Play #5, Busty College Co-Eds P.O.V. #3

Biggest Weakness: Table manners

Fun Fact: Suffered humiliating defeat at 2002 hot dog eating contest when a confused Ashlynn spent 15 minutes on the first one.

About Tyler Nelson:

Conference: Performing Arts

Who he is: Ballerino who caught a big break by landing a role in the new Indiana Jones movie

Biggest Strength: Dancing, Self promotion

Biggest Weakness: Keeping his mouth shut

Fun Fact: Mr. Nelson is currently hiding from Steven Spielberg.


(3) Ashlynn Brooke vs (14) Tyler Nelson

  • Ashlynn Brooke (80%, 200 Votes)
  • Tyler Nelson (20%, 50 Votes)

Total Voters: 250

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(7) Clay Bennett vs. (10) Bob Barry Jr.

About Clay Bennett:

Conference: Billionaire’s Boys Club

Who he is: Owner of the Sonics

Biggest Strength: Marrying money

Biggest Weakness: Ingratiating himself to liberals of the Northwest

Fun Fact: Bennett has become such a pariah in Seattle that he no longer dines while there. At least the experience has toughened him up.

About Bob Barry Jr.:

Conference: Sports Talkers

Who he is: I don’t know buddy, you tell me.

Biggest Strength: Associating numbers with golfers. Attracting female bloggers.

Biggest Weakness: Insecurity at not having an extended Sunday night sports broadcast like Dean Blevins or Mark Rodgers

Fun Fact:
Seems to have resolved his previous, um, “disputes” with Mike Steely.


(7) Clay Bennett vs. (10) Bob Barry Jr.

  • Bob Barry Jr. (55%, 138 Votes)
  • Clay Bennett (45%, 115 Votes)

Total Voters: 253

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(2) Mayor Mick vs. (15) Clark Matthews

About Mayor Mick:

Conference: Local Government

Who he is: Former Sportscaster, Current Mayor, General Renaissance Man

Biggest Strength: Listed in the Guiness Book of World Records under the category “Most Adept At Properly Enunciating The Phrase ‘Major League City.'”

Biggest Weakness: His dedication to losing weight could come crashing down when he remembers how much he loves eating Buffalo Wild Wings.

Fun Fact: Years ago, at a junior golf tournament at Earlywine, then-sportscaster Mick bought Tony a Coke.

About Clark Matthews:

Conference: The Lost Ogle

Who he is: The smartest, and quite possibly, most attractive man on the planet

Biggest Strength: Ability to remain humble

Biggest Weakness: That there is only one of him

Fun Fact: Clark Matthews wrote this bio


(2) Mayor Mick vs. (15) Clark Matthews

  • Mayor Mick (62%, 156 Votes)
  • Clark Matthews (38%, 96 Votes)

Total Voters: 252

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  1. If you don’t vote for Ashlynn Brooke, then you are probably worse than a terrorist or are to busy infiltrating the media…

  2. Missed a great opportunity to use the bulging foreskin line again with Tyler Suiters. Not certain if that’s a strength or a weakness. Maybe that’s why it was left out?

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