Today’s games are from the top half of the West Regional. These games will all be played at the Thomas P. Stafford Air and Space Museum in Weatherford. Here are the match-ups:
- (1) Brad Henry vs. (16) Diffee Kids (Play In Winner)
- (8) Eddie Sutton vs (9) Jamie Ceretta
- (4) Jessica Schambach vs. (13) Andrew Gilman
- (5) Mark Rodgers vs. (12) Toby Keith
You can check out the details of each match-up and cast your votes after the jump. Voting is allowed until midnight tonight. Check us out tomorrow for to vote for the the bottom half of the West Regional bracket.
(1) Brad Henry vs. (16)???? (Play In Winner)
About Brad Henry:
Conference: Potential Coburn Replacements
Who he is: Governor, Oklahoma
Biggest Strength: Ability to convince Republicans to nominate incompetent, uninspiring candidates to run against him
Biggest Weakness: Punctuality, giving stirring speeches
Fun Fact: Some strange person wanted him to run for president in ‘08. This effort was about as effective as all of EZ Million’s campaign’s combined.
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About The Diffee Kids:
Conference: Annoying Rich Pitchkids Conference
Who they are: If you’re having a bad day, you can check out some of the Diffee Kids Commercials to make your day even worse. That should help.
Biggest Strength: Helping convince borderline suicidal people that their life really isn’t worth living.
Biggest Weakness: Proper communication while in the huddle.
Fun Fact: Tony has crudely assembled collages of each Diffee kid hanging in his basement. Creepy.
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Eddie Sutton vs (9) Jamie Ceretta
About Eddie Sutton:
Conference: Clark Matthews’ Heroes
Who he is: Clark Matthews’ Hero
Biggest Strength: At the point of resigning as Oklahoma State’s head men’s basketball coach, he had amassed 798 career victories using the philosophy of “Defense, Discipline, and Determination.” Led Oklahoma State to two Final Four appearances.
Biggest Weakness: Avoiding alcohol
Fun Fact: Supposedly, he tended to scowl.
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About Jamie Ceretta:
Conference: Hot TV Chicks
Who she is: Evening anchor for the Fox News at 9
Biggest Strength: Lunges
Biggest Weakness: Accepting green St. Patrick’s Day shots from total strangers
Fun Fact: Those shots are expensive!
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(4) Jessica Schambach vs. (13) Andrew Gilman
About Jessica Schambach:
Conference: Hot TV Chicks
Who she is: 5pm and 10pm anchor for Channel 5
Biggest Strength: The ability to improve.
Biggest Weakness: Jessica is married. She is also a native Texan.
Fun Fact: Jessica volunteers at the Northside YMCA, raising money for the Strong Kids Campaign. She also enjoys taking boot camp, body sculpting and cycling classes there, too. To get a membership at the Northside YMCA, do what my perverted roommate just did and register online.
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About Andrew Gilman:
Conference: Sports Media of OklahomaWho he is: Former KREF host and Oklahoman writer. Current editor of the Central Oklahoma High School Sports the Magazine.
Biggest Strength: Becoming the first person in the local radio media who was desperate enough to have one of us appear on his radio show.
Biggest Weakness: Quitting that radio show (which forced us to rewrite his bio).
Fun Fact: Mr. Monday still thinks Andrew is Darnell Mayberry.
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(5) Mark Rodgers vs. (12) Toby Keith
About Mark Rodgers:
Conference: Sports Media of Oklahoma
Who he is: Sports Animal Host and sports director for Channel 5.
Biggest Strength: Ranked number three on our countdown of the 12 hottest men in the OKC media.
Biggest Weakness: Dribbling.
Fun Fact: Mark’s first gig in the Sports Animal was hosting a show called “Strictly Recruiting.”
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About Toby Keith:
Conference: Conservative Nutbags
Who he is: The Big Dog Daddy
Biggest Strength: Let us get back to you.
Biggest Weakness: Everything not mentioned in “Biggest Strength.”
Fun Fact: Toby Keith once recorded an awful song including the lyrics, “We’ll put a boot up your ass / It’s the American way” and claimed a liberal conspiracy was behind him not being asked to perform it at a telethon designed to raise money for the victims.
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Where do you apply to get to be the jelly in that Lohman-Schambach Sandwich?
if only you knew…
Toby Keith did all that and still managed to campaign for Brad Henry for governor.
mark rodgers is in it to win it
That must have been a channel 5 party, because Jessica and Tyler Suiters are both in pictures with that douchebag in the black shirt and receding hairline.
Also looked like Kevin Sims managed to get himself into a picture, wearing a hat! I barely even recognized him…
Gilman is going down in flames! Is it true that Rusty is is leading the anti-Andrew campaign, merely because he has to work an extra hour?
I wasn’t aware TK campaigned for Brad Henry. Apparently, Toby’s more loyal to Barry Switzer than his politics.
Toby Keith is a Democrat, if not very partisan and very conservative. He has recently campaigned for Dan Boren and IIRC Bill Richardson as well.
I’m a fan of the Lost Ogle, at least when the liberal pansy side doesn’t shine through.
Barry Switzer is still a democrat because they’re more loyal to his payday loan operations. If a guy can’t give a loan with 240% interest to a poor person in one of the poorest states, how can a guy make any money? I don’t know if Toby Keith is also involved in these ventures, but I’m pretty sure he is partnered with Barry Switzer in other banking industries.
glad to see rodgers is easily taking big dog daddy
Eddie Sutton going down? I had him picked in my office pool pulling off the upset to advance to the Sweet 16.
Rodgers over Toby???
strategery, dustin…strategery…
Who’s the old lady with Jessica Schambach on the far right? Her body and clothes suggest mid 20’s. Her face suggests late 30’s.
something smells. Rogers beating Toby smells like 3 day old fish.
Lord help me, I want to punch the Diffee kids in their little faces. I’d settle for kicking the autistic one on the left in the kidney.
Does Dave Morris still work out at the Northside YMCA? I used to see him there back when I gave a rat’s ass about my appearance.
does writing for central oklahoma high school sports the magazine (glad they threw that in there so i wouldn’t confuse it with central oklahoma high school sports THE NETWORK) qualify you as a member of the media? quit stroking andrew’s ego…
Rogers beating Toby? I think it had something to do with that poodle mullet TK sported on his album cover.
16: bosley, kimberly lohman is blonde with schambach. lohman is married to pretty boy tyler suitors.