Yesterday’s games were a bit disappointing in that there were no nailbiters, but the good news is there are some dynamite matchups coming up in the Sweet 16. Let’s hope today’s games provide for some drama. Here they are:
- (1) Kelly Ogle vs. (9) Patrick
- (4) Toby Rowland vs. (12) Brent Skarky
- (3) Jesse Jane vs. (11) Aubrey McClendon
- (7) The Morning Animals vs. (2) Lauren Richardson
After the jump, we head out to Eliza Cruce Hall Doll Museum in Ardmore to check out the action.
(1) Kelly Ogle vs. (9) Patrick
About Kelly Ogle:
Conference: AOOKCAC (Anchormen of OKC Athletic Conference)
Who he is: 6pm and 10pm Anchorman for KWTV Channel 9
Biggest Strength: He’s only the dean of all Oklahoma news anchors and comes from good news anchor pedigree. He also “blesses” all News 9 viewers with his “My 2-cents” commentary on a bunch of issues nobody really cares about.
Biggest Weakness: He also “blesses” all News 9 viewers with his “My 2-cents” commentary on a bunch of issues nobody really cares about.
Fun Fact: One of his message board aliases is “KingPin.”
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About Patrick:
Who he is: Writer for TheLostOgle.com.
Conference: The Mighty Ogles
Biggest Strength: Besides good looks and the ability to offend people, he came up with the name “The Lost Ogle,” which just barely beat “Peeing with Deano” and “Church of Gary England.”
Biggest Weakness: Alcoholism. Premature Gray. Tpyos.
Fun Fact: At this very moment, Patrick is out drinking beer while Tony is stuck typing up this post.
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(4) Toby Rowland vs. (12) Brent Skarky
About Toby Rowland
Who he is: Back-Up sports anchor for KWTV Channel 9; Morning Show host for KREF 1400am.
Conference: Sports Media of Oklahoma
Biggest Strength: He is the host of the best radio show in Oklahoma that nobody really listens to. He also apparently gets along well with Dean Blevins (i.e. brings him coffee and pain pills).
Biggest Weakness: Southern Nazarene University.
Fun Fact: Toby used to have a show on The Sports Animal called the Small College Hoops Magazine. Nobody really listened to it, either.
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About Brent Skarky
Who he is: Online anchorperson for OklaTravelNet.com.
Conference: The Great Habana Conference
Biggest Strength: Brent seems to have a good sense of humor. Plus, he gets to work with pretty girls.
Biggest Weakness: He couldn’t make it is a back-up sports anchor in Oklahoma City, and according to a reader, is shy and easily embarrassed.
Fun Fact: His MySpace page is still private. Damn.
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(11) Aubrey McClendon vs. (3) Jesse Jane
About Aubrey McClendon
Conference: Billionaire Boys Club
Who he is: Billionaire owner of Chesapeake Energy, the Seattle/Oklahoma City SuperSonics, POPS in Arcadia
Biggest Strength: He’s so rich, he could give everyone in Oklahoma $10 and he’d still be rich.
Biggest Weakness: He’s so rich he’s arrogant. Check out the interview he gave to the Journal Record regarding the Sonics. Or just check out the stupid soda pop restaurant that he came up with.
Fun Fact: A graduate of Duke, he sponsored ads across the country in support of the Duke Lacrosse team during their recent “scandal.”
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About Jesse Jane:
Conference: Flesh
Who she is: Porn Star
Biggest Strength: Uhm…her “acting” skills.
Biggest Weakness: Uhm…her acting skills.
Fun Fact: She won the 2006 AVN Award for Best All-Girl Sex Scene
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(7) The Morning Animals vs. (2) Lauren Richardson
About The Morning Animals:
Conference: Regional Radio Stars
Who they are: Morning Show hosts for the Sports Animal
Biggest Strength: On occasion, they can be funny. They also don’t take themselves too seriously.
Biggest Weakness: Stealing content from blogs.
Fun Fact: The Morning Animals are cheaters and the only reason they defeated Tony was because Mike Steely hacked into our system and changed some votes. Allegedly.
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About Lauren Richardson:
Conference: Local Media
Who she is: KOKH Reporter
Biggest Strength: Looks. Personality. Has a twin sister.
Biggest Weakness: Keeping her cherry in place. Log rolling.
Fun Fact: Lauren hails from the O.C. and is the daughter and granddaughter of professional golfers. To be clear, her father and grandfather are not the same person, sick-o!
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VOTE AUBREY!!
Hmmm… is one of the lost ogles dating Lauren or do you just have a hidden camera set up in her house?
I see the finals…Lauren vs. Jesse…catfight=big pay per view event in the works. Oh, what I’d pay for that mud-wrestling event.
In that picture, Lauren’s legs look more than twice as long as her torso. And those heels. Oh god, the heels…
Excuse me, I need a private moment.
where’s audra? did the fat guy eat her? the fat guy needs to eat fitzpatrick, too. fat guy, black does not slim you down.
Why does that Ogle guy have on a Texas shirt?
Good GOD, who is the big lardash with the wagon sheet draped over him?
Aubrey McClendon is so rich that he farts money. After eating a lunch heavy in starch at the NBA relocation meeting yesterday, every time Aubrey farted small denomonation bills and spare change clinked around on the floor. Making it very hard for David Stern to fantasize about Jeanie Buss.
Audra left the morning animals a few weeks back, I forget why she did but they posted a message on their myspace profile why she left.
Spencer…bravo! You have made my morning. Very well written. I spit water…back to boring insurance.
Betnhi says:
Good GOD, who is the big lardash with the wagon sheet draped over him?
First guess, that is Pork. I’d need to see a corkscrew tail to confirm it, tho.
“Why does that Ogle guy have on a Texas shirt?”
Because he just got his balls ripped off.
The guy that keeps voting for the Skarker over and over just cost him a bunch of votes.
SCANDAL!
I can’t believe someone is actually doing that. Even if he did happen to make it through this round, it’s a shame he won’t be up against Jack & Ron. For obvious reasons.
Hey, if someone is going to leave it open to vote in each browser, why is that against the rules? I called my mom and she said to vote for the Skark so I had to get her vote on somehow! She doesn’t have a computer!
It’s OK. We’ve got the IP address and will monitor the situation throughout the day. No douchebag will jeopardize such an important matchup as this! The implications are huge!
So let me get this straight…Skarky can’t vote for himself all day over and over to ensure glorious victory over T-Row? Say it ain’t so……
When does the voting end on this most entertaining battle of the pseudo famous in Oklahoma?
Wait! You can’t deduct Skarky’s votes!!! All voters in the office are all connected to the same server = same IP address…we’re legit!
So how come the T-Row/Skarky match-up has 50 more votes than all the others?