The Sweet 16 of Ogle Madness begins today with the East Regional Semifinals. The games will be played at the Union High School gym in Tulsa. Here are today’s two match-ups:
(1) Gary England vs. (5) Sunni Kate Golloway
(2) Sam Bradford vs. (3) Chuck Norris
This is why Ogle Madness is so great. It’s the Sweet 16 and we have a weather deity, hot naked chick, 20-year-old quarterback, and a karate & urban legend battling it out for the two spots to the Elite 8. Vote after the jump.
(1) Gary England vs. (5) Sunni Kate Golloway
About Gary England:
Conference: Meteorologists
Who he is: The world’s foremost expert on Tornadoes, the man who brought us “Those Terrible Twisters.”
Biggest Strength: Keeping us advised.
Biggest Weakness: As of the date of this publishing, TheLostOgle has not been able to confirm any weaknesses.
Fun Fact: Gary was actually instrumental in convincing news stations to use Doppler Radar for the purpose of tracking storms. He also came up with the idea to put the stupid state map in the corner of our TV screen during any major or minor weather event.
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About Sunni Kate Golloway
Conference: Flesh
Who she is: Daughter of Oklahoma Baseball Coach Sunny Golloway
Biggest Strength: Working out “daddy issues” in a positive way.
Biggest Weakness: Adhering to the rules of selecting a porn name. The last name is supposed to be the street you grow up on, not an abbreviation of your actual name. Gosh, everybody knows that!
Fun Fact: She still hasn’t accepted our MySpace friend request.
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(2) Sam Bradford vs. (3) Chuck Norris
About Sam Bradford:
Conference: OU Quarterbacks (AKA the “People More Important Than Governors” Conference)
Who he is: The Most Popular Student At The University of Oklahoma
Biggest Strength: Looking confused and throwing to receivers who are wide open
Biggest Weakness: Road Games
Fun Fact: His kidnapping was the main plot line in an installment of the Justice League of Oklahoma.
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About Chuck Norris:
Conference: Oklahoma Badass
Who he is: Chuck Norris
Biggest Strength: Extracting souls using his perfectly white teeth
Biggest Weakness: Campaign managing
Fun Fact: Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
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Chuck can slam a revolving door, that in and od itself merits a vote. I’m hoping for the ultimate battle of the God of weather vs the God of ass kicking. Here’s a teaser Chuck Norris vs a tornado?
It’s a travesty that Gary England is not winning by a landslide. Here’s to a comeback!
Though it was hard to vote for the off-spring of a family in which the dad names his daughter after himself… but I think I voted for the good of humanity.
The whole “Chuck Norris is a bad ass” has really passed it’s 15 minutes…Please, no more of the stupid “Chuck Norris v. a tornado v. a hurricane v. earthquakes v. King Kong v. Godzilla”, etc., etc., etc.
That officially jumped the shark when he was supporting Huckabee for President…
It’s done.
Chuck Norris is never “done”. Sounds like someone needs a roundhouse kick to the face!
I voted for Sunni Kate, for two obvious reasons, but we may need Gary today.
I agree with the whole chuck norris thing. Not funny anymore. Its like the morning animals with their “man card” stuff. Seinfeld was doing that 10 years ago and it was funny then.
Sorry, I couldn’t vote for Gary, in stature with Sunni Kate, he’s only nipple high. As far as Bradford vs Norris, I’d have to say that Norris is more well known outside of Oklahoma. Bradford Lost to West Virginia and Chuck lost to Bruce Lee, but now at 68 years old, he’s still hanging out with Christie Brinkley. Dude is a champ. by the way, WTF is “Jumping a Shark?” Has to be some weird liberal pansy bathroom come-on statement.
So it takes Boobies to take down Gary, huh?
Sunni v. Gary (or Garii?) — one doesn’t wear a shirt; the other isn’t any smarter than a shirt. Once again, no “meteor hits the arena” option leaves us in the same place we were when trying to decide whether to vote for Bill Price or David Walters for gov. a few years ago — praying for death or sudden disenfranchisement.
Sam v. Chuck — although a vote for Sam would ensure that Chuck would in fact kill me and relieve me of having to pick in contest no.1, my death wish is only figurative. Chuck Norris is real.
All the “Weather Freaks” are hiding below ground, and unable to vote. Go Sunni!
“Jumped the shark” refers to something that has run its course and is headed downhill. Comes from Happy Days, which was declining rapidly when they tried to boost ratings by having Fonzie jump the sharks while waterskiing.
That said, I must agree with your assessment…its usage here in reference to Chuck Norris very likely was “some weird liberal pansy bathroom come-on statement.”
Blastphemy…I’m not even voting in this thing if Gary England is going to get beat by a pair of tits.
I demand a reseading. Anything with boobs and/or the ability to pump out a baby needs to be in a bracket of their own. For several reasons:
1- I dont want to see a boobs vs. boobs final 4.
Dumb.
Bosley must be gay. I definitly want to see boobs.
I’m voting for Sam and Sunni Kate, her dad was my PE teacher at Whitter Middle School and even then he was kissing the asses of the Larry Cochell and the Cynthia Circle crew. She’s hot, but she’s no Candy Loving (when are you going to pay tribute to her).
Poor Sam, his face looks like a deep dish pizza from Sophabella’s. With his new found fame, perhaps he can call Vanessa Williams and have a few cases of Pro-Activ sent to him.
Amen Bosley. Jesus I am so disappointed in y’all.
In reference to #14 above. Boobs vs. boobs-YES! A good initial seeding selection has as ending boobs vs boobs. NCAA final four, basket ball, has ALL #1 seedings-first time in NCAA.
Lost Ogle will have done a outstanding job if final four is boobs vs boobs. I can’t wait to vote!
Yah, or it could be that it makes this thing boring…
I like boobs as much as the next guy, but seriously…this whole contest is retarded if you know that a chick is going to win regardless. Next year should just be 64 chicks from Oklahoma, otherwise whats the point.
You could put Maggie Carlo against Jesus and she’d probly win. Just saying.
You might want to think about bringing in a female staff member at The Lost Ogle to even out the objectification. Just a thought.
Bringing on a female staff member? Only if she likes boobs.