We’re half way done with the Sweet 16 and only four games remain. Two of them are from today’s South Regional that are taking place at the old monkey park in Ada. They are:
(1) Kelly Ogle vs. (12) Brent Skarky
(2) Lauren Richardson vs. (3) Jesse Jane
What a great Sweet 16! We have the dominant number one seed. The surprise Cinderella. And on paper, the most anticipated match-up to date with Richardson and Jane battling it out in an epic battle of blonds. Who will win? You decide! Will Steve Hunt call us emos and threaten to beat us up. Read the comments! Do it all after the jump.
(1) Kelly Ogle vs. (12) Brent Skarky
About Kelly Ogle:
Conference: AOOKCAC (Anchormen of OKC Athletic Conference)
Who he is: 6pm and 10pm Anchorman for KWTV Channel 9
Biggest Strength: He’s only the dean of all Oklahoma news anchors and comes from good news anchor pedigree. He also “blesses” all News 9 viewers with his “My 2-cents” commentary on a bunch of issues nobody really cares about.
Biggest Weakness: He also “blesses” all News 9 viewers with his “My 2-cents” commentary on a bunch of issues nobody really cares about.
Fun Fact: One of his message board aliases is “KingPin.”
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About Brent Skarky
Who he is: Online anchorperson for OklaTravelNet.com.
Conference: The Great Habana Conference
Biggest Strength: Brent seems to have a good sense of humor. Plus, he gets to work with pretty girls.
Biggest Weakness: He couldn’t make it is a back-up sports anchor in Oklahoma City, and according to a reader, is shy and easily embarrassed.
Fun Fact: His MySpace page is still private. Damn.
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(1) Kelly Ogle vs. (12) Brent Skarky
- Brent Skarky (55%, 177 Votes)
- Kelly Ogle (45%, 145 Votes)
Total Voters: 322
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(2) Lauren Richardson vs. (3) Jesse Jane
About Lauren Richardson:
Conference: Local Media
Who she is: KOKH Reporter
Biggest Strength: Looks. Personality. Has a twin sister.
Biggest Weakness: Keeping her cherry in place. Log rolling.
Fun Fact: Lauren hails from the O.C. and is the daughter and granddaughter of professional golfers. To be clear, her father and grandfather are not the same person, sick-o!
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About Jesse Jane:
Conference: Flesh
Who she is: Porn Star
Biggest Strength: Uhm…her “acting” skills.
Biggest Weakness: Uhm…her acting skills.
Fun Fact: She won the 2006 AVN Award for Best All-Girl Sex Scene
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(2) Lauren Richardson vs. (3) Jesse Jane
- Lauren Richardson (65%, 184 Votes)
- Jesse Jane (35%, 98 Votes)
Total Voters: 282
Skarky? Please…..your mother can only vote once. Let’s see; sweet, wholesome Lauren vs. Porn Star Jesse. Well, gotta go porn. Seems our friend is back again in the pic at the top. He must have a key to the roofie cabinet.
Okay, I wake up witha queasy stomach anyway and the first thing I see when I come here is “Mike Hunt’s” brother? Come on! If that doesn’t make you vomit nothing will. Second, there is a clear lack of proper scheduling - neither Ogle nor Sharky would go to the next round had they been pitted against these two women - it’s a sham and I DEMAND A RECOUNT!
i had jesse jane and lauren richardson. don’t tell brad though.
Is it just me or does the guy in the picture with the large breasted woman appear to be going bald?
That guy makes me laugh,he’s that guy that just before getting into a fight gets into some kind of karate stance just before taking a right hook that knocks him out. Or randomly takes pictures with hot girls he kind of knows from class then posts all of themon myspace so people will think he’s cooler than he actualy is. At the end of the day he’s just another sad soul will low self esteem and a phantom case of “tennis elbow” that just wont go away.
Still don’t understand why you call center employees have such a hard-on for me.
Actually you all are big time now, I discussed you on the radio show last week
http://www.theomaa.org/uploads/1140.mp3
How can a pizza delivery driver bust on a call center employee? That’s not a valid comment, Stevie..
Ogle Madness bracketology:
1) Vote for person least likely to make you want to dig your own brain out of your skull.
2) Vote either a) for person whom Lost Ogle dislikes the most, or b) against person Lost Ogle likes the most, except where this would cause you to violate guideline 1.
3) Realize votes will not affect outcome, as Lost Ogle readers seemingly mesmerized by boobs, either as possessed and/or displayed by attractive women or as employed by local news and media organizations and in the field of coaching.
As studly as i think i am i think i would actualy have a better chance with lauren i don’t think i could hang with jesse. Quality gentelmen Quality.
A question for Stevie “Mike” Hunt: What’s the difference between you and the corn kernels on a piece of Poop? Answer: Nothing, absolutely nothing.
Look at Skarky go! He must have some automatic voting bot cranking out votes for him. Manboob power!
Lauren is spanking Jessie.
Thank you, TLO!
Look at the odd angle of Douche’s shoulder? Did he photoshop himself in with the chick with snaggley teeth?
Steve, I have news for you…you are boring, your cause is boring and that is why you were not on the “big” radio stations in Oklahoma City. Listening to 3 minutes of that interview you posted is like listening to paint dry. I could actually here the sound of dials turning and preset buttons being pushed. Steely was telling you what you want to hear, he’s a DJ, that’s his job. My advice, find something better to do with you time…like finding big breasted women to take pictures with.
I’d hardly call a radio station with 8 listeners “big time”.
my bracket has pretty much gone to hell.
*dejected*
Skarky if you win you better take us all out for drinks!
Hey Skarky…Did the Chiefs win?