The votes have been tallied, and the first annual Ogle Madness is in the books. The winner, by a margin of anywhere between 2 and 16 votes** is KOKH morning show reporter (?) Lauren Richardson.
**The exact count is a bit hazy. There were more than a couple enterprising people attempting to stuff the ballot box for both of the candidates (Amy McRee, for instance, has a big fan at the Oklahoma State Regents for Higher Education, Richardson at the United States Postal Service). In any event, we are fortunate that this is Clark Matthews’ specialty (surprisingly, he has one) and Lauren is the winner by a slim but clear margin.
Richardson’s rise to the top has been meteoric, as she wasn’t even known to any of us when we started this blog eleven months ago. Patrick in particular is proud of Richardson’s achievement, as he first brought her to the public consciousness last August. When informed of the results, Pat broke down into tears of pride. He also ate a burrito. But that was just because he was hungry. It didn’t have anything to do with Ogle Madness.
In recognition of Lauren Richardson’s victory, The Lost Ogle is excited to present her with these three prizes:
1. One free Lost Ogle t-shirt
2. One free pink bikini
3. Enshrinement in The Lost Ogle Hall of Fame
If you are Lauren Richardson and would like to collect these prizes, just shoot us an e-mail (thelostogle at gmail dot com) or a MySpace message. If you are not Lauren Richardson, better luck next year.
Yah!
Amy went down a notch or two when she started surgically altering her face. She should have stopped with the twins, because that was perfection and nobody was looking at her face.
Unfortunately for Ms. Richardson, Lost Ogle t-shirts are only available [to her] in X-Small/X-Thin…
all you guys look at are tits
(and if that’s the case, I would like to put my name in the ring for contestant next year)
You have tits stevo?
I mean….thats cool if you do.
I think…
I’m a girl, Bosley.
…
Wow…Stevo being a girl is kindof cool…especially a girl with a rack…
CONGRATS! LAUREN!!! Ever since my kids were in two segments with you in 2007, I have been captivated.
Between you and Jamie, I watch Fox25 all the time now!
Is it too early for me to go ahead and place my vote for stevo’s tits?
I’d have to see them to be swayed to vote for them.
Next on Fox 25 morning news, Stevo exposed… Only on Fox…
i doubt i would…
I’ve seen them. They’re not that great
So I just found out some amazing news on Lauren’s MySpace: She has an identical twin sister! Seriously. She is just as hot if not hotter (did I actually just say that?!). How sweet would it be to see both of them walk in the room at the same time…you’d have to do a quadruple take just to take it all in! (Yeah I know, that was both a question and exclamation at the same time. Sue me. No actually, don’t, I don’t have all that much money.) Where’s my banana or Lost Ogle T-Shirt for finding this tit..er tidbit of info out?
If you just found that out, you should read the site more often
You know guys..you could really do Lauren some justice and put some new pics up here.. any thoughts on that?????