Tony On April - 25 - 2008
YouTube Preview Image

The votes have been tallied, and the first annual Ogle Madness is in the books. The winner, by a margin of anywhere between 2 and 16 votes** is KOKH morning show reporter (?) Lauren Richardson.

**The exact count is a bit hazy. There were more than a couple enterprising people attempting to stuff the ballot box for both of the candidates (Amy McRee, for instance, has a big fan at the Oklahoma State Regents for Higher Education, Richardson at the United States Postal Service). In any event, we are fortunate that this is Clark Matthews’ specialty (surprisingly, he has one) and Lauren is the winner by a slim but clear margin.

Richardson’s rise to the top has been meteoric, as she wasn’t even known to any of us when we started this blog eleven months ago. Patrick in particular is proud of Richardson’s achievement, as he first brought her to the public consciousness last August. When informed of the results, Pat broke down into tears of pride. He also ate a burrito. But that was just because he was hungry. It didn’t have anything to do with Ogle Madness.

In recognition of Lauren Richardson’s victory, The Lost Ogle is excited to present her with these three prizes:

1. One free Lost Ogle t-shirt
2. One free pink bikini
3. Enshrinement in The Lost Ogle Hall of Fame

If you are Lauren Richardson and would like to collect these prizes, just shoot us an e-mail (thelostogle at gmail dot com) or a MySpace message. If you are not Lauren Richardson, better luck next year.

18 Responses

  1. Miller says:

    Amy went down a notch or two when she started surgically altering her face. She should have stopped with the twins, because that was perfection and nobody was looking at her face. ;)

  2. chekkie says:

    Unfortunately for Ms. Richardson, Lost Ogle t-shirts are only available [to her] in X-Small/X-Thin…

  3. stevo says:

    all you guys look at are tits

    (and if that’s the case, I would like to put my name in the ring for contestant next year)

  4. Bosley says:

    You have tits stevo?

    I mean….thats cool if you do.

    I think…

  5. stevo says:

    I’m a girl, Bosley.

  6. TDaddy says:

    Wow…Stevo being a girl is kindof cool…especially a girl with a rack…

    CONGRATS! LAUREN!!! Ever since my kids were in two segments with you in 2007, I have been captivated.

    Between you and Jamie, I watch Fox25 all the time now!

  7. Philip says:

    Is it too early for me to go ahead and place my vote for stevo’s tits?

  8. Grendel says:

    I’d have to see them to be swayed to vote for them.

  9. Okie Chris says:

    Next on Fox 25 morning news, Stevo exposed… Only on Fox…

  10. boksooner says:

    I’ve seen them. They’re not that great

  11. NinjaMonkeyBobo says:

    So I just found out some amazing news on Lauren’s MySpace: She has an identical twin sister! Seriously. She is just as hot if not hotter (did I actually just say that?!). How sweet would it be to see both of them walk in the room at the same time…you’d have to do a quadruple take just to take it all in! (Yeah I know, that was both a question and exclamation at the same time. Sue me. No actually, don’t, I don’t have all that much money.) Where’s my banana or Lost Ogle T-Shirt for finding this tit..er tidbit of info out?

  12. Patrick says:

    If you just found that out, you should read the site more often

  13. Jimmy says:

    You know guys..you could really do Lauren some justice and put some new pics up here.. any thoughts on that?????

  1. [...] a special day it is for Oklahoma City!  According to her MySpace Page, June 28th is Ogle Madness champion Lauren Richardson’s birthday. Because of this, we are going to go ahead and designate today [...]

  2. [...] pretty safe to say that we like Lauren Richardson. She won Ogle Madness. We have a day named after her. And Sarah would even go gay for her. We even heard from a good [...]

Leave a Reply

You must be logged in to post a comment.