From Marzia Prince’s website:
The longest place I ever lived as a kid was Zaragoza, Spain. The longest place I have ever lived as an adult is Oklahoma City, OK.
Uhm…I’m honestly not sure how long Oklahoma City is, but since apparently Marzia lived here for awhile, we’ll claim her as our own. Of course it doesn’t hurt to know (according to this RIDICULOUSLY not safe for work video from “Playboy’s Sexy Wives”) that Marzia is “attracted to very very smart men” and is “very sexually attracted to women.” I’m a very very very very smart man and I am also very attracted to women. I think we may be compatible.
The Dark Lords approve of TLO’s recent onslaught of eye candy in their recent “Hot Girl of a Day in May” posts. This showcase of barely clothed human cattle in subjective poses puts warmth back into our cold hearts.
Kudos to TLO for showcasing some of the finest bred beef in Oklahoman. This, however, still doesn’t change our ultimate plans for your demise. Although we do appreciate your photos of some of Oklahoma’s finest livestock.
All hail the Dark Tower.
I’m confused. Why would the Oklahoman approve of “eye candy”? How does that reconcile with the stated morals of publisher? This is the same paper that employs Jenni Carlson, for pete’s sake.
Yah I definatly told my boss he should check out this site yesterday, because its funny and informative. I even sent him the link.
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While this new campaign will no doubt prove popular, News Nine’s “Dear God campaign will sadly draw much higher ratings.
Perhaps a “Dear Gary” campaign is in order?
I am Sally Kern, and I approve this message…
Can I send the picture that I have of Jenni Carlson, naked and draped in an American flag as one of your month of May pics. Maybe on that day that requires fasting for some religion or cult, just to help them out.
Keep it up Ogles..
Q
Can I send the picture I have of Wava from New Sound naked, draped in the loving embraces of Jerry Park and Jack Bowen?
Since I’m used to seeing the vastly overweight housewives at WalMart most days, I had forgotten just how gorgeous a woman could be. Put this woman into the next Ogle Madness contest!