Over the past year, the one question that we’re most often asked is “What do you all look like? Why haven’t you revealed yourselves?” In fact, one very very very persistent hair stylist in the Dave Morris Fan Club has asked us some form of this question many times. The question usually contains the words “acne,” “losers” and “jobless”, and to be honest with you, it isn’t really nice.
Anyway, in conjunction with our anniversary week, and to prove to everyone how handsome we are and that we are not scared to reveal our secret identities, we have posted four possible pictures of us. We’ll leave it up to you all, our readers, to determine which picture you think is of us. Take a look after the jump…
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Picture 2:
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Okay. So those pictures may or may not actually be of us. They may or may not just be some pictures of “cool” people that we grabbed from Look at OKC. And the girl in the green dress may or may not have green eyes. Regardless, If you got this far, you should still vote.
Where is the I don’t care option?
Jezus….picture one looks like some sort of vulcan support group. Is that real?
Wow, Patrick has nice breasts!
How ‘you’ doin?
Wait, wha….?
How was that Trekkie convention, fellas?
“And the girl in the green dress may or may not have green eyes.”
Wait…she has eyes?
is that the guy from Rascal Flats in picture 3?
The most important question is how did that goofy bastard in the last picture get that girl???
Well, it can’t be pic #2. Look at the guy on the right. Goofy hair, “I’m too cool” facial expression, and WTF is up with the shoulder crosses? Is he on a crusade to the Holy Land?
No one who looks like that has any right to call Dave Morris a douchebag. At least Morris poses with a hot chick.
You really have to look for the right level of smartass in the facial expressions. So #3 definitely.
Sigh…i truly hope that none of these “dudes” are you. I actually sort of hope none of them are even REAL. I’d hate to learn that my favorite local ‘bag bashers were actually working from the INSIDE!!
wow. I am good friends with two of the guys in #3. worlds…colliding…
Did you swipe four “bro” pictures from folk’s Myspace pages, or just go out to the Sidecar? Oh wait, no popped collars so it couldn’t have been the Sidecar.
i bet 1000 bucks the guy on the right in pic #1 works at a car dealership. also, i think he’s wearing a women’s shirt.
Fear of running into jokers pictured above keeps me in my mom’s basement.
It the dude on the left in pic 1 David Koechner from Anchor man. ha, crusade to holy land. also the dude in the green shirt in #2 is handcuffing his bf. Blocking him from hairy arm. Is the guy in 3 a Professor or meteorologist? Pic 4 that yellow top is struggling. And the other girl practically has her head on her boobs
Fatpants: The guy to the right in Pic #1 works under the bridge controlling billy goats crossing
Which ever one of you it is, I am guessing it isn’t the girl with the built in life preservers. I am guessing none of them are you…none of them look like the South Park characters above. Can I have my freakin’ banana now?!
The guy on the right can’t work at a dealership. He can’t pass the height requirements. And, who cares what color her eyes OR dress are..
Ahhaa, the old right click and “properties” check reveals the answer. Can I revote?
Damn I sure do love fake breast, the guy who ends up marrying her is going to save a fortune on all the pillows he never has to buy.
This is easy, picture 2.
look real close at the holy-land guy in pic 2. kinda looks like heisman trophy winner jason white. focus on the eyes, brow, and nose……..
pic 1 was for the dumbo look-alike contest of May 3rd at the walt disney store in quail springs mall………
the life preservers in pic 4 gotta be fake…………
MORE GREEN DRESS! I MEAN LESS GREEN DRESS!
Hahaha, picture one. That’s defiantly my head in the background over the guy in the black shirt. The guy in the background, poking his head over the guy in the pink shirt. That my friend scott. That was at rok bar like 3 weeks ago.
that’s a lot of hair gel. and printed tees. and metrosexualness.
also, holy tits those are some big jugs! jesus. her parents must be rich.
Guys, for those that aren’t as informed as those of us in the business, right Rosser? This is a situation that I’ve been studying for a long time. Having put pen to pencil, I’ve deduced that this situation is a bit scratchy on the noggin, what with the situation in Seattle with Shultz and Stern and Bennett. The deal is, guys, with the Hornets now 2 and 2, that Shinn is itching to sell with Tiger on the rehab. Look for Serj to fall apart at the U.S. Open when the comforts of the Players long in his rearview mirror. Up next, Bush goes for another win on the Indy circuit. Back after this.
People who look and dress like that really live in OKC?
Maybe it is a worse place than Chernobyl.
I think it will be whomever Brent Skarky wants it to be.
Not sure if I believe it’s actually you guys, but I’d guess #3. I think.
Where’s the green dress?
Out of 11 men in these photos, only one of these jagoffs is wearing a belt. Please say that you guys aren’t pictured here.
THOSE BOOBS IN PIC 4 A REAL RIGHT???
Please guys- If they’re there, they’re real. Those are….well, custom. Sort of like putting big tires on your truck. They’re still tires.
Well none of you will ever be in OKC FRIDAY thats for sure!
so…what was the point of this post? Are you going to reveal yourselves or what?
OMG! I swa those boyz at skybar. There were with a cute medschool student, I wish that blonde haired med school student would take me by my petite frame and carry me home. Oh to be such a lucky boy!
I hate the shirts with all the designs on them. its today’s equivalent of two polo’s with popped collars.