While picking up some dinner this evening, I heard the following phrases in commercials. If you can correctly match the scripted lines to the proper advertiser, expect a free copy of the Metro Buyer’s Guide in your mailbox:
1. Let us service your unit for you.
a. One of the massage parlors in the back of The Gazette
b. Elite Mechanical
2. I’ve walked through sewage.
a. Andrew Rice’s campaign
b. Promo for Sana Syed’s segment on Fox 25
You can get your unit serviced by one of the massage parlors in the back of The Gazette??? I never knew …
But I know where I’LL be spending my “stimulus” check!
2. has to be b., because Rice hasn’t really started his campaign against Jim “I Love Big Oil” Inhoffe.
The idea of Sana Syed trudging through that Okie stinkwater barely diminishes her gloriously hotterthanhell attractitude…
What?! You editing slackers need a category for Sana Syed. What, did it skip your mind as to making a cat. for the hotness that is Sana Syed? You got one for Amy, Sana needs one too. Share the love fellas..
And after careful research for seeing what she actually looks like, never mind. Go with the no category route.