Fact: This girl is Jennifer from Oklahoma City. Jennifer was a 2005 Maxim Hometown Hottie back in 2005.
Fun Fact: I played in some weird Texas Hold Em tournament at this girl’s house in February. At the time, I had no clue she was a former Maxim Hometown Hottie. I just thought she was a big breasted blond girl that liked to give lap dances to chubby doctors.
Funner Fact: Everyone who entered got a free green t-shirt.
Funnest Fact: I finished second. Hooray.
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Did you drown a burrito in her bathroom? That’s how I get back at hot chicks who let me in their homes.
Fun fact: This girl is flippin hot, and a hot ER nurse to top it off!
Funner fact: Not to often can you find brains and beauty. Way for Oklahoma to show what we’ve got to offer!
Funnest fact: That picture has a copyright for Maxim…
This girl is one of the most intelligent, sincere, vibrant, beautiful women in the entire state of Oklahoma.
Yeah, I’m the gal in the pic. Just wanted to inform everyone of that, yes, there was mass consumptions at my party, and yes, I was highly inebriated myself. There was, however, in no way any lap dances given. Sorry to inform you of this, but there is a difference between sitting on a lap and an actual “lap dance.” Other than the massive public flaw to my character, I appreciate the nomination.
Thanks-
Jennifer
PS. I’m charging you a double entry fee next year….
Courtney Metscher is hotter.
I finished first, but sadly no lap dance.