Way back when, before I got an idea for something called “The Lost Ogle,” I got the idea for something called “OKCHornetsCentral.” One of my favorite posts over there was an open letter to the “skinny black dude who was wearing a sports jacket with jeans and dancing with Honeybee Talor.” I wrote it after going to a game one night during the second season. Somehow, Honeybee Talor’s mom found out about the post and wrote me the following comment:
You deserve way more curssing out than I can give you on this site!!! You must have a very boring life than to just try and start things!! Grow up and get a life! I am Honeybee Talors MOM and first off-She was at the game to enjoying her Spring Break and hasnt had a game off all year, she was with her BLONDE HONEYBEE friend LEAH and a MODEL FRIENDl from NEW YORK (Orig OKC), who happened to be in town and wanted to enjoy a game! So I dont understand what the”Black or Skinny or You Such! Comment really comes from and doesnt deserve your RUDE comments, I truely, really do not understand where you are coming from!
That post and comment has always stuck with me. For one, it featured über hot Honeybee Talor. Second, it made me realize how fun it is to obnoxiously irritate people who take things way too seriously. Third, the comment made me feel like a polished, educated writer.
Anyway, when the Sonics move here, they better bring back Honeybee Talor and make her Sonicette Talor or Thunderbird Talor or Bison Talor. They just need to keep away her douchebag black skinny model friend who could pull off the sports jacket and jeans look. Why? Because that guy still sucks.
….Why you gotta go startin this all up again? I dont understand what the”Black or Skinny or You Such!
Bastard.
This may be the best day so far in the month of May.
She is also on this site: http://www.johndrowvineyards.com/
“when the sonics move here,” ummm, i hate to be the bearer of bad news, that may not happen for a while. clay bennet and aubrey mclendon have almost screwed it up with their big mouths.
the NBA is a joke anyway, full of over-paid, cry-baby pituitary cases that want a foul called if someone breathes on them. example: this year, we’ve got the “unbeatable” celtics that can’t win a pick-up game on the road against a high school team. but if the NBA gets us this chick back, that’s one good thing…i guess.
Oddly, this is one of my favorite TLO post of all time. It comes complete with a hot blonde who weighs about 105; a borderline illiterate, irate mother; an overuse of exclamation points; unfathomable uses of capitalization; and a blatant attempt at name-dropping and big-timing (both of which failed).
Kudos, friends.
I’m always tickled shartless to read public comments by people who just learned to type and use “the emails” on “the intraweb”.
I just discovered this site, and this excellent thread, and I’m digging it.
Great work men.
i thought the missing “y” in talor was a typo until i read the mother’s letter. then it all made sense.
Her mother is perfect material to be in a national news byte after a tornado devastates their home….
“It a sounded jest like a frait trane, but thanks to Gary England on the picture radio, ours lives wuz saved”
How about a “Hot Guy of the Day” for the female readers????? i vote for Paco Balderamma of the OCPD for the first subject.
Dean Blevins doesn’t count??? What is he then? I thought he was a guy.
Johnnyincog just left the most insanely hilarious comment I have ever seen on TLO. Nicely done friend.
What Phyllis Diller said.
i didn’t know gymboree made sports bras. you learn something new everyday!
You can just feel the love in here!
You know, with all these gorgeous women, Amy McRee’s abs still reign supreme. I’d love to have her workout routine.
I unfortunately had the “joy” of growing up in the same town (Mooreland, Oklahoma) as Talor Reazin. She’s about four years younger than me. As a guy, yes I think she’s hot, but knowing her personality makes me want to hit her hard.
She starred in an episode of “Unsolved Mysteries” when she was five or so (I can’t remember the exact age). After that her mom entered her in tons of beauty pageants and paraded her around like she was the best thing around.
When Talor was 12 or 13, she tried to steal a 16 year old girl’s boyfriend by putting near-pornographic photos of herself in the guy’s locker at school. The photos were of Talor in bikinis in sexy poses. The photos were taken when she was somewhere between 11 and 13. The photos are still in existence, and I know who has them.
As Talor got older, she just got trashier. She’s more or less just turned into her mother.
who the hell would want to have pics of a girl at the age of 11? Sickos.
I should say that I am extreme disepointed in you misrepresnting the hornets. they hornets is about the games and the ball. no the eyecandy honiebees. I should know, I am a Hornet! Does the name THE Birdman mean anything to you. I think you should be cussed for not making the point ABOUT THE PLAYERS. Except for BIRDMAN is not playing lots right now. Way tomuch CRANK in OKC. OKC SUX! The best parts of the Honrets is REAlly the players, not teh womens.
here’s talor’s myspace page for anyone interested:
http://www.myspace.com/talorr
here’s talor’s myspace page: http://www.myspace.com/talorr
The Leah ya’ll referred to is Leah Parker who was the dumb blonde gf of OU’s all-time favorite quarterback Rhett Bomar. I met her once and let’s just say she makes Kelly Bundy look like Ken Jennings.
Oh yah Bill, I met her too in miami before the orange bowl rape. She caught me drunk and exposed, I wasn’t about to wait an hour to pee in a porta potty. I punished an azalia bush with my liquid fury out in the open. I then had a short conversation with her and her boyfriend Rhett. I didn’t put it together until I got on the greyhound bus home.
So Mr. Moorelandite buck up and put your name out there if you know so well!!! Pretty sure Talor is my best friend and has been since she was 11 or so and your just a jealous ass who is probably still stuck in mooreland!!! Don’t be a hater!! grow up if your so much older than her!!! But anyways LOVE YOU TALOR!!!!
Well, I happen to know both Talor and her mother and think they are both classy outstanding woman. Just because Talor is blonde and beautiful she has to be critisized for everything she does. She is very successful and is making something of herself and I happen to be very proud of her. And as for her mom, she is AWESOME! Who in their right mind wouldn’t write in and defend their daughter! She is just doing what she is supposed to do! Any mother around would agree when some stupid so called “polished educated writer” has to make things up about someone just to write a story…
If you actually knew Talor then you would not be portraying her, or her mother, in this way. I have known her my entire life and she is like my sister; her mother is like my mother.
You need to analyze your intentions before you make comments about someone you know so little about.
I love you, Talor!
Vanity is a bitch, huh girls and ‘model friends’?
Only on the internet do you have the audacity to speak about someone in that way. I think it is sad that Talor has been attacked by some random creep who is probably just mad that this supermodel of a girl never gave him the time of day. As for her model friend, Josh Holland, he was a friend of mine back in college at NWOSU. He is a stand-up guy who you’re trashing and know nothing about! Why don’t you look up his youtube videos of him on the Rachel Ray Show or SNL or one of his comericals, or you could pull out a Men’s Health magazine and find him in there. Neither Talor or Josh deserve this type of criticism but since it’s the internet, I bet you don’t care. You should be proud when a fellow Oklahoman is in the limelight and just get over your jealousy.
I think all of Talor’s friends are uptight. This is the entirety of Patricks attack on Talor’s friend (Josh, I guess):
Dear skinny black dude who was dancing with Honeybee Talor and her friend at the Celtics game,
You suck.
Sincerely yours,
Patrick Nelson
Not exactly a major attack, if you ask me, and the lead in to that blistering commentary made it clear that it was out of jealousy (along with his douch-y outfit) that it was mentioned at all. In fact, everything ever written about Talor has been positive. But, by all means, complain.
clark, i think they’re pissed at the guy who commented that claimed to know her and said she was a bad person. i don’t think anyone’s angry about patrick’s post.
I guess I’m too uptight.
This whole thread is not terribly funny. Whiny, yes. Funny, no.