Our initial reaction was to go with Maggie, but then we realized that she does not allow comments on her blog, which probably explains why she never replied to Clark Matthews' love letters. Jenni Carlson lost her chance when she mentioned in TheGazette article that she had only been here a few times.
Eliminating those two left us with Blythe and Elizabeth. After much deliberation, we chose Blythe. What was the deciding factor? It appears that Blythe likes to drink. And I when I say drink, I mean she really likes to drink. She probably drinks as much as Brent Skarky looks in the mirror and masturbates. That's probably a lot.