People are always asking us: “All three of you are dashingly handsome, witty, and smart. So, why is Clark the only one who is married?”
That’s a good question with a simple answer. Only I have found a woman who not only fails to get upset when I abandon her on a Saturday afternoon to go play golf with a bunch of dudes, but during that time takes our kid to the Zoo and comes back with this video for me:
Yep, she’s a keeper.
Either that turtle is a playa, or she was at the exact same time as me!
Or I’m dating your wife…..
Wow. Was that a tornado siren in the background? Or some sort of warning about the turtles?
If like that, you will love hotturtlesex.com and whatsinyourshell.com.
Flow this turtle is a playa because I have seen him in action last year. As for the siren that is the turtle delight call.