At first we weren’t sure if we should include Cardboard Jim. You see, Cardboard Jim is just a cardboard cut-out of Regular Jim Traber. Regular Jim Traber just happens to be tremendously ugly. But Carboard Jim is handsome…very handsome. See his travels here and here.
I love cardboard Jim. I hope he visits Tulsa.
I don’t know who you guys have been consulting with, but a one-dimensional penis is NOT hot.
Who is the hot guy in the photo with cj?
I would like a cardboard Paco…(or an inflatable Paco/Paco’s Twin)
Hey guys - I heard the humpman on the radio yesterday - what’s up with all the exploding colons at the Sports Animal?
You can call him handsome, you can call him ugly, but you’d better not call him a chauvinist!
Actually, Paco does have a brother. Also an Oklahoma City cop. Also lifts weights competitively. His real name is Juan Balderrama, but he goes by “Paco” to avoid being confused with his brother.
Carboard jim makes me hot. I think I’m gay, boy is my wife gonna be pissed..
The Dark Lords do not approve of the bastard known as Cardboard Jim. We are still scarred with emotional trauma after our encounter with him at the Norman Music Festival. The scent of patchouli still sends chills down our spines as it reminds us of his greasy, thunderous laugh while being violated by his “wookie cookie” near the wimgo tent.
We will be sending TLO our therapy bill for our trauma and for the violation of our naughty bits by this vile predator.
Vlade looks a little buzzd. Look at Jim’s fivehead. He does not have nightmares or dreams. He has movies. Jk I wish him no harm or embarrassment. Don’t know him well enough.
Vlade is his name? That is the best cousin Eddy impression I have seen in a long time. The bottle seals the deal.
Sissy
i think the exploding colons are the results of many factors:
1. all those guys are horrendously flaming douche bags. can’t be good for the pooper.
2. they are all humunculous crackers that get paid too much and spend too much time participating in country club “sports” like golf and as such are prone to diseases of the affluent, like exploding hershey highways.
3. take a look at their sponsors: buffalo wild wings, johnnie’s charcoal broiler, swiney mcswine’s pork rinds, etc. they get bombarded with food from those sponsors all the time. they are always eating on the air. another example of what eating that kind of shit can do to your body. i love a brat from time to time; hell, i’ll even eat some ribs when the occasion allows. but constantly stuffing your face with “man food” will kill you quicker than a bullet. honestly, i think smoking might be safer. mayor mick needs to stage an intervention or something.
how many johnsonville brats did traber consume the day his colon exploded? does anyone know?