When we first started this site over a year ago, this was our mission statement:
We are a group of young, amazing and strikingly attractive Oklahoma City residents that offer our “2-cents”, “rants” and “morning news styled opinions” on a variety of topics concerning Oklahoma City and the rest of the world. It’s a daunting task. In fact, it’s a task so daunting that only an Ogle brother could do it. That’s why we’re TheLostOgle.com. And that’s our two cents.
Well, the mission statement is (kind of) remaining the same, but we have more help to keep it running. Effective today, we are happy to announce the addition of three new contributors to The Lost Ogle “we write for free” team. They are:
• Sarah (top left)
• Sam (top right)
• Wendy (bottom right)
For the hell of it, we also decided to include Jerry (bottom left), The Irritated Tulsan, as a new contributor, too. You can read all about these people at the contributors page at the top.
Also, with the addition of these new (and I pray to God talented) writers, we have sad news: Tony has decided to take a (hopefully temporary) hiatus from writing at The Lost Ogle. We’re not sure why he has decided to leave, but here are three ideas:
• He was kidnapped by Dave Morris and forced to help him plan his bachelor party
• He was kidnapped by Steve Hunt and forced to watch hardcore midget porn
• He was kidnapped by Clark Matthews and forced to clean the Matthews’ garage
Once again, these are just ideas. Hopefully, Tony will stop by one last time and write a kindhearted farewell post to everyone. Hopefully, he’ll also bring cookies.
All of these little guys look vaguely Backstreet Boyish to me. Backstreet Ogles are back, nah nah.
Jumping the shark by adding new kids, are we? Let’s hope not.
An they are all cute and cuddly…
I don’t care who South to Stilly is, as long as he/she loves me.
Even if this is just a ploy to bring in some cute kids and up the ratings, I promise not to age five years over the summer à la Chrissy Seaver in Growing Pains.
Sarah likes …….. pina coladas …. She dislikes ……fruity frozen alcoholic beverages.
Hmmmm, I always thought pinal coladas were fruity frozen alcoholic beverages?
I kidnapped Tony. My bad.
Is there some sort of writing test to become a contributor to The Lost Ogle? I want to apply! I have my own box of crayons and a big pad of paper.
Me likes wordZ. Someday I write gooder.
Sarah, would you like some bacon and eggs? I can see you eyeing them.
Tony is being like the “other” chick from Sugarland. Once the band got popular she left…same goes for Tony. See you soon!!!
The new people, the girls, have to include pics. I am ok with reading what dudes say without seeing them but since Jenni Carlson is in the area, I have learned that I need to see a woman before I read a woman.
Tony = David Caruso
Good luck.
TDaddy…they are pictured above. They really look like that.
I think the two boys look cute, maybe me and cardboard Jim could have them over for lemonade sometime
src- “pina coladas and getting caught in the rain” is my tribute to the greatest songwriter of the 1970s, Rupert Holmes.
Wendy- I’m actually coveting your luscious dark pigtails.