On holiday weekends the Internet becomes a ghost town, just like “Cheeseburger in Paradise” does on a Saturday Night when Dave Morris (on the right) is playing the keyboards. From a reader submitted email:
Sorry about the bad picture, but the place was empty and I didn’t want to seem to obvious. My girl and I went to Cheeseburger and Paradise a few weeks ago and Dave Morris was playing the keyboards. I know you give the guy a hard time, and now I see that he gets what he deserves. He and his buddy butchered a bunch of cover songs from bands like Tom Petty and Coldplay. I don’t think Dave sang anything, but trust me, the songs were terrible.
For a guy with a hot girlfriend/fiancee, Dave Morris is getting pretty good about making popular restaurants seem depressing as hell. First he and Angie made McNellie’s seem like a morgue, and now he and his sidekick are playing before a empty chairs at the once popular Cheeseburger in Paradise.
Seriously, if I was a restaurant owner and saw Dave Morris pull into the parking lot, I’d nail the door shut and hire Terri Watkins to pretend she was doing some sort of investigative report on food contamination. If that didn’t keep him out I’d bring out Craig Humphreys to read USA Today columns over the PA system. That would hopefully work.
Anyway, to all Lost Ogle readers, sorry about the Dave Morris overload, and have a safe and happy 4th of July weekend. And to all Dave Morris fans who are about to send me an email, you have a great weekend, too.
Y’know you guys give Dave Morris so much crap, but you’re just three chubby dudes without hot girlfriends. Sadly, no one would pay attention to you three at all if you didn’t spend your time belittling others. Happy 4th though. One day I hope you’ll see there’s more to life than calling people you don’t like a douche bag just because you think you can get away with it…because you think no one knows who you are.
Nicely slid-in Humphries dig. Old Craigo seems like a really nice guy, but between the voice, the fetish for my least favorite “sport,” and the ultra-bland goody-goody-ness, I can’t really stand more than a few minutes at a time. Especially when his own bosses put him up against Tirico & Van Pelt on 930. It’s no contest, the poor guy.
“Think you can get away with it.”
I think we have gotten away with it.
Methinks “patrick duffy” takes the internets a wee bit too seriously.
How many Patricks are we going to have here and why is Patrick Duffy reading this website if he doesn’t see the humor in it?
You’re right, I don’t have a hot girlfriend. The guy pretending to be the actor who plays McDreamy (and lecturing us about our anonymity) has just pointed out a hollowness to my life. I guess I will just have to live with the fact that I only have a hot wife.
Patrick Duffy and Dave Morris sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G
Well, at least Dave didn’t wake up and find Patrick Duffy in the shower …
I just hope that Suzanne Somers, Staci Keanan and Sasha Mitchell read TLO too.
Poor guy. He has an office that is way too big, a hot girlfriend, and is really overpaid. Man, that’s a tough life.
However, dude is pretty good at basketball.