Berry Tramel is a f*cktard…

The Red Dirt Kings have some good rants on Berry Trammel’s and Bob Barry Jr.’s opinions of Internet message boards. They also mention us in a post and have a picture of a skeleton as their Hot Girl of the Week.

I love those Red Dirt Kings.

However, I also can’t stand message boards. And I used to own one. The thing is, I also can’t stand guys who talk like they have a mouth full of marbles, have the hairstyle of a progressive monk, and think they are better than everybody else. I think it’s about time Berry Tramel gives up the video and sport talk and sticks to writing Berry Tramel columns. This guy used to be (and still probably is) my favorite columnist at The Oklahoman, but now I can’t stand him. I’d rather watch Jenni Carlson eat barbecue than watch one of his videos.

24 Responses to “Berry Tramel is a f*cktard…”


  1. 1 Raller

    Patick, this post is Bull Feathers!

  2. 2 sofa king

    Berwy Twammel is a wump wanger.

    By the way, I kinda dig Jaime Pressly’s skeleton.

  3. 3 ghoqpwenaklnfakl;

    bwarry twammel is an idiot wiff who is twwying to twear down two of my favowit twhings in life……….message boards and porn.

    its time we all spam the hell out of this retards in box, toilet paper his house and write horrible things on message boards about him. he is public enemy #1 at this point. who goes around trying to take away porn and message boards? what a douche

  4. 4 tbag in ttown

    Uh, he’s a sports “writer” for the Oklahoman & it took this opinion piece for y’all to discover his prowess? C’mon. He makes Rick Reilly look like Dostoevsky.

  5. 5 Dirt Monkey

    Glad I’m not the only one bothered by that skeleton lady. I’ve had enough of her. She’s coming done in 2 minutes.

  6. 6 mrmonday

    Wow.
    Mr. Monday never thought he’d have to go to Jimtraber.com for access to fewer bitter jerks.
    Nice knowing ya.

  7. 7 Boone

    Shocking that a relic sportswriter is threatened by internet boards…..note to the AARP journalists, we don’t want to wait 24 hours to read about something that happened 5 minutes ago….unless it involves Jenni eating BBQ.

  8. 8 Big P

    I’m surprised he didn’t tell us to grab our pitchforks and torches and hunt down the leader of the Internet. How out of touch with the technological generation is Barry Trammel? Apparently enough to where he can’t tell boobs apart from a discussion forum. Bullfeathers!

  9. 9 The One

    If we didn’t have message boards than Jenni Carlson would have nothing to write about (Bobby Reid story that caused the Gundy rant). Because the message boards are her “sources” and “stories on the fly” and her “rumblings.” THat’s probably why it was Berry Tramel talking about these things instead of JC.

  10. 10 Geoff

    Good to know they have crack detectives at the DOK.

    I’ll know who to call when i lose my crack.

  11. 11 Hipsterdoofus

    I’ll have you know that the innerwebs is the only Berry Tramel approved message board…

  12. 12 Bosley

    I swear to buddha, he always looks like he just rolled out of a dumpster and talks like he just finished half a liter of kentucky deluxe. This guy represents Oklahoma folks, can we get a petition together to get this babbling drunk off newsok.com? Him mummbling over a month old dog rape video that’s still the sites top story shows us all just how far our fair embarrassing national media hub has come…..*sigh*

  13. 13 Common Sense

    This site has become a parody of itself. Congratulations on becoming what you used to hate.

  14. 14 hunter

    i literally just saw this on newsok.com, copied the link, and intended to give it to you. i’m so glad you were way ahead of me. this guy is crazy.

  15. 15 Some Guy

    This is how i feel every time i read one of his pathetic stories in the Oklahoman. I’m not sure if anyone knows about this, but that is a horrible newspaper.

  16. 16 Port-O-Potty Picasso

    if you’re on a message board, chances are you aren’t buying newspapers. that’s the problem.

  17. 17 Sooner Living in Austin

    @ Bosley - I’m glad I am not the only person to notice that he always looks either drunk or hungover. He even sort of slurs his words.

  18. 18 David

    How convenient and self-serving for Berry. I guess if we all leave message boards, the only place we can get our sports information is from people like him.

    Of course, Tramel became columnist non grata with me when he penned that Bob Colon tribute column after his death. Went on and on about how Colon’s legacy at the Oklahoman would be built on the people Bob hired to work there. And the only such person mentioned by name in that column was — surprise! — Berry Tramel.

    So in other words, Colon would have gone down in history as just another average, crusty old writer schmuck had he not — after an extensive nationwide search — plucked Berry Tramel out of obscurity in Norman to join the Oklahoman staff.

    It just doesn’t get much more pompous than that.

  19. 19 Davey

    Berry does it live! He will write it and he will do it Live!

  20. 20 Bill

    Berry and Jenni sitting in a tree….

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  21. 21 Clark Matthews

    Yesterday during the Total Dominance Hour, Berry apologized for calling message boards worse than porn, but said that was as far as he would go. Then, Traber–without any hint of irony–said the problem with message boards is: “There are a lot of guys out there who used to be on the field, but guess what–they aren’t there now. They are hiding behind their computers commenting on what’s going on out there.”

  22. 22 Hellbound

    Thank God that, The Voice of Reason, injected much needed wisdom by framing this “message board” situation in its proper perspective. And doing it while hiding behind a radio microphone.
    We have Aristotle, Kant, Russell, and now Jim Trabor.
    Was that Cardboard Jim? Is he still on the field?

  23. 23 Marco

    Where are Berry’s sew on arm patches?

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