As we chronicled in the month of May, Oklahoma is home to many, many hot chicks. However, for every Honeybee Talor, Sunni Kate Galloway, and girl in the yellow/green dress (above), there are also many not-so-hot chicks. We have compiled the places we think are the worst for meeting hot chicks. Check them out and vote.
Braum’s
This is a toss-up. You might run into Lauren Richardson, or you may find a slow, rude chick in an apron and hat picking her nose. Now, if the girls at Braum’s were smart enough to get your order right, you may be able to forgive their less than stellar hotness.
Café Nova
Sure, Nova has it’s fair share of hot chicks, but it’s a bad place to meet them because it’s also filled with Heritage Hall trust fund douche bags. Seriously, I think you have to pay $10 just to ogle (pun! HaHa!) the chicks at Café Nova.
Oklahoma State Fair
If fat women in tube tops, short shorts, and fanny packs eating funnel cakes and corn dogs is what turns you on, the State Fair just might be your heaven. But who knows, you just may find someone to ride the tilt-a-whirl with.
Red Dog Cafe
It was rumored that back in 1995 that The Red Dog employed a hot chick. According to Clark Matthews, there hasn’t been one working there since…
South Oklahoma City
Science has proven that there is a 62% chance that women who venture into South Oklahoma City gain 20 pounds, develop an overbite, and lose at least a cup size. There is also that street called Robinson, which the Google street picture above seems to show, is filled with not-so-hot chicks.
Worst Place to Meet Hot Chicks:
- South Oklahoma City (29%, 101 Votes)
- Oklahoma State Fair (28%, 97 Votes)
- Café Nova (20%, 69 Votes)
- Red Dog Cafe (12%, 42 Votes)
- Braum's (10%, 35 Votes)
Total Voters: 343
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come on guys….we dont care about boobs hanging out of a yellow dress. lets talk about the randy terril bankruptcy!
How dare you bastards at the Lost Ogle lump in my beloved Robinson street with those “real” whores at cafe nova? At least the chicks on Robinson get paid for their time and know how to hold their liquor. No but really my vote went to the state fair cause if you meet a woman at the fair chances are your getting married in a tuxedo t-shirt. And come on don’t be so rough on the dog, I mean what other strip club in the metro (or the world for that matter) has coin beer nights? How bad ass is that?
As a Southsider myself, I dare someone to go to The Cross Eyed Moose on a Friday or Saturday and not find alot of hot chicks. That said, they’re probably there with a biker or a roided up Westmoore grad who is just about to start a new HGH cycle.
Damn I miss that side of town.
So Patrick is the only one who makes posts anymore?
This is no joke… I know a guy (used to be in my rock band) that met wife #2 when he went for a shake at Braum’s. She made the shake, he fell in love and the rest is history. Of course he’s on wife #4 now. Let’s see where did he meet #4…
Who can resist the short brim hat and the smell of Aqua net. Think of the those old, purple veined hands and mint chocolate chip. Yum!
“Heritage Hall trust fund douche bags”: cannot…stop…laughing…the whole post is hilarious and so true. Makes me miss the old hometown…have you noticed that two types of people run Oklahoma? Heritage Hall trust fund douche bags and farmers. Which is the more enlightened? You be the judge.
Have you ever used a “random” picture of a person, and that said person see it and get mad? In this post I am talking about the State Fair pic.
Remember a bar on South Robinson called “True Love’s?”
I seem to recall wandering in there with some of my fellow sheltered, suburban white dude friends (when we were OU students in the 80’s) and asking, as the entire place fell silent, if “anyone knew where we could find some action?”
gingela, tell me that’s not you in the photo?
I’ve only been to Nova three times and this new stereotype is very applicable. VERY APPLICABLE.
Y’know, “girl in the yellow/green dress” kind of puts Jaime Cerreta into context . . .
hahaha…YES the one in the green dress! no, I’m kidding! I have yet to see my picture on here but if I do I’ll let you know. Plus, I would never wear a choker like the state fair lady…
Speak for yourself, MB. Keep up the good work and great pics, Ogles.
I never could bring myself to even step into Cafe Nova since it was affiliated with that tool from The Bachelorette. Russell’s should be on this list. As much as I hated that place it seemed like we always ended up there. It was always crowded with skanky women and overly aggressive dudes. To this day I still swear that I was slipped a Mickey there by a chick.
I’ve seen the woman in the State Fair pic at an OU game. Last fall. She was wearing cut-off denim shorts, rolled up way too high. Her legs are incredibly muscular.
If someone is a trust fund douche bag, what happens when they are used up?
Here’s a new category–Worst Idea Ever Thought Of In the History of Roads in OKC…and the winner would have to be this construction that started on Memorial/Broadway. And this is supposed to last for 2 years?!
lord help anyone who finds themself at a southside braum’s.
also, i keep staring at that chick’s dress as if it will slip off through the power of my eyes. hasn’t happened yet.
You guys really need to do some more research. This is about not meeting hot chicks, right? Ever heard of Grahams, Club Rodeo on a Weds night, Sherlocks, Covergirls, The End Zone, Crossroads Mall, la Palacio, The Alley Club, Mike’s, Blazer games, etc, etc???? There are some very healthy women on the reservation.
Does anyone know the phone number of the girl in the yellow/green dress? I had it when she asked me out a couple of weeks ago. But I lost it. I know she is just waiting for me to call.
[quote]The One
Jul 22nd, 2008 at 9:42 pm
Does anyone know the phone number of the girl in the yellow/green dress? I had it when she asked me out a couple of weeks ago. But I lost it. I know she is just waiting for me to call. :)[/quote]
It is over there . . . right next to your car keys.
carefull on the 27th of july,2008 a woman was kidnapped and raped from red dog parking lot by gun point,staff did not care,the following day it happened again,staff still does not care