I’m good at about 37 things and great at pretty much everything else. Out of that everything else, the thing that I might be the greatest at is losing my cars keys. Thankfully, when I do lose them they are usually on the kitchen table under some old junk mail, or for some reason on an end table in the living room masked by an empty beer bottle. Rarely - if ever - do I lose them anywhere else, and thank god not at any of the places listed in this “Worst Of…”
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OKC Blazers Game
Usually the best part about going to a Blazer’s game is leaving a Blazer’s game. That can be pretty difficult when you lose your car keys. At least you could probably afford to pay the players to help hunt down the keys for you.
Brent Rinehart’s House
This would be creepy. Imagine digging through Brent’s sofa cushions. The only thing you’d probably find would be beer bottle caps, comic book drafts and Rainbow charm bracelets. I was going to mention condoms, but I doubt you would find condoms. If you did, they were probably left by “Shane Suiters.”
Friend’s:
Friend’s is a weird bar near Memorial and Portland. I’m pretty sure it’s a place where old swingers go to meet other old swingers and then dance to cheesy cover songs. Oddly enough, it’s also where Clark Matthews had his last birthday party.
OETA Studios
The only good thing about losing your car keys at the OETA studios is that it would be the most interesting thing to actually take place at the OETA studios. Seriously, that place is so boring that you could have a baby, a litter of puppies and Audrey Esther locked in your car in the middle of August and you’d still have trouble staying alert and focusing while hunting for the keys.
Remington Park:
When you go to Remington Park, sometimes the keys to your car are the only thing you leave with, so it would really suck if you lost them. It would also really really suck if you lost them in one of the suites of a multi-suite holder.
Worst Place to Lose your Car Keys
- Brent Rinehart's House (53%, 130 Votes)
- Friends (15%, 37 Votes)
- Blazers Game (15%, 36 Votes)
- Remington Park (11%, 26 Votes)
- OETA Studios (6%, 14 Votes)
Total Voters: 243
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I have had nightmares of being stuck at the Omniplex overnight. Nothing has changed there since the building opened. The same tired exhibits, most of them not working, are probably very creepy at night. The dresses of the former first ladies were morbid in the daylight with kids running around. Do not make me sit through another Plantarium show.
If you go to the Omniplex, take an extra set of keys.
XXXtasy Ranch. But only if it’s true that the strippers turn into blood-thirsty succubuses after last call. You can’t get away on foot. If you run west, across I-35, you run right into gangland. If you run east, into Trosper Park, you’re likely to run into Brent Rinehart and the devil.
Succubi.
1) Doesn’t matter to anyone, but November 14th just happens to be my favorite day. And my birthday. And apparently the day that Patrick chose to stalk B.R.
2) Regarding the Omniplex: I don’t know if they still do it, but when I was in elementary school, they would have LOCK-INS there for 4-Hers. As the only person in my local 4-H chapter who was member purely for the writing and embroidery arts, I experienced this. And YES, it is just as creepy as you imagine. That huge plastic maze? Not fun in the dark with 20 other 4th graders.
I didn’t realize that Brent Rinehart was a Log Cabin Republican. He does live in a log cabin judging by the pictures from the county assesor.
Don’t you guys mean “Science Museum Oklahoma”?
How could they take away the name Omniplex?!! They didn’t take away the Echo Tube did they?
Of course by comic book, you mean “cartoon book”. Brent is very particular about that.
noooooooo theeeee echoooooo tuuuuuube iiiiiiis stiiiiiilllll theeeeeerrrrreeee
If you did happen to lose your keys at Remington Park, they shouldn’t be too hard to find since you would probably be the only person there.
Will Rogers park. That’s where Brent Rinehart’s real friends can be found.
I refuse to call it Science Museum Oklahoma. How can they get a new name if they can’t even get new exhibits. half of them are the same ones i was playing with in 1986: hello earthquake house (complete with 1985 video)
i digress
Ahh, the “Festivals” on OETA…BJ in a tux..Free copies of Lawrence Welk when you donate…who needs keys? Stick around and answer a phone, take a pledge. That’s August entertainment.
It seems like every time I cruise by OETA they are having a beg-a-thon, not just August. But seeing B. J. in a tux makes it all worthwhile. I think the worst place to lose keys would be the proctologist. Having to sit (or try to sit) in a waiting room with a bunch of people who KNOW why you are there is bad enough, but to go back IN after your appointment to look for your keys just smells bad and makes you look like you are coming back for seconds. By the way, why would anyone WANT to be a proctologist? Or a urologist? Is it the big bucks? Did they really enjoy their potty training phase? Burning questions for knowledgeable readers.
Remmington racetrack five miles long doo-daa-doo-daa, lost my key there then wrote this song doo-daa-doo-daa-day!
And the winner’s ticket in the 8th race pays $2.20 and here’s your keys!
I had my birthday party at the Omniplex in about 1983…I don’t think they’ve cleaned that large clear plastic jungle gym type apparatus since…thats what kids played in before ball pits…large clear plastic jungle gym type apparatuses
Thanks for the “Friends” tip. I’m there, dude.