Well, it looks like “Gladiator” from the Brent Rinehart Comic Book may actually live in the Oklahoma County jail. Unfortunately, there is no word on if he wears homoerotic costumes. From a NewsOK.com article about a Justice Department report regarding our beautiful Oklahoma County jail:
A Justice Department report rips the Oklahoma County jail as a chaotic and largely unsupervised den of “unconscionable” violence, abuse and medical neglect.
The seriousness of the report led the U.S. Marshals and Immigration and Customs Enforcement to transfer 160 federal inmates from the Oklahoma County jail over the weekend to jails in Tulsa and Grady counties until the issues are officially resolved.
The report details excessive inmate-on-inmate violence and use of force by jail staff, an unsanitary kitchen with birds and insects, lack of clothing and showers, several fire hazards and virtually no mental health treatment. There is also an inadequate investigatory process to review deaths and other serious incidents, according to the report…
“I told you so,” said a news release from District 2 Commissioner Brent Rinehart, a longtime critic of Whetsel’s jail management tactics.
Unless some gay boy scout leader holds a group of Tenderfoots hostage at Camp Kickapoo, this will hopefully be the only strange accusation from the comic book to actually come true. That being said, we should probably give Brent Rinehart a trophy or something for bringing up the bad jail conditions before the justice report was released. We should then beat him over the head with the trophy for telling us about the jail conditions in a poorly written and drawn comic book.
Anyway, there is a part of me that thinks Brent Rinehart should create a comic book series called the “The Adventures of Brent and Gladiator.” It could chronicle how Gladiator – the crazy Oklahoma County jailer – was turned to good by “inmate awaiting transfer” Brent Rinehart. The duo could then solve crimes and mysteries that take place each day in the Oklahoma County jail. It may actually be a good read.
The report is a year old, but was just finalized a week ago. We can’t give him too many points. Especially since Rinehart wants to keep overcrowding the jail.
I can’t wait to see the Village People protest come true…
this article literally made me about squirt water out of my nose. well done!
“It may actually be a good read.”
Yes, I’m staring at you with those “Mama Eyes.” DO NOT encourage him. Really. Please.
It’s a jail, who cares if convicted rapist, child molesters or meth addicted crack heads live in comfort and have Cox Cable Starz premium package. If their plumbing is backed up leave it alone for a month or so and then maybe after its fixed they won’t stuff a roll of TP in it again. As far a medical conditions unless its a bad heart or cancer screw’em, it was probably induced by their drug habit anyway and I shouldn’t have to pay for their detox (let do it cold turkey). The only problem I see with the jail is the cells are to big and there is to much free time on their hands to watch tv and think of ways to F*** with the guards so they can go to court and get mercy from some BS judge.
P.S. Reinhart is still a bigoted self-absorbed homophobic idiot who should be tared and feathered and run out of town on a rail.
chiefmech, is that a call for more anal probing?
I’m just happy to see a First Fidelity sponsorship. I am going to open a new account today! I can’t wait til my cell phone turns into a teller window.
I thought anal probing was automatic with each booking. Don’t we grant work visa’s to the Russian and German female weightlifters to perform those probes?
I just cannot wait until we reach a day that we do not hear or think about Rinehart. He might have Whetsel painted right but is that really a hard feat? Nice Blog thought, it got me crackin’ up.
I miss the big BRENT RINEHART FOR GOVERNOR sign that was hung above I-40 EAST.
The woman in the comic looks like Hillary Clinton. It appears that the two men on the bottom left are wearing codpieces sort of a combination of Batman and the TV show OZ.
The womans hair to me looks like her brain is exposed. Just glance at it.
The woman’s hair looks like the underside of my scrote.
Yeah Chiefmech, we should all love a county jail that handcuffs a woman in labor to a railing, then allows her baby to die…
Fan-f-in-tastic.
You are an idiot.