A nice little reader comment pointed us to this picture over at the infamous and awesome Dirty.com.
The people in this picture are FORMER University of Oklahoma Wide Receiver Josh Jarboe and SUSPENDED University of Oklahoma Women’s Basketball player Jenna Plumley. As you probably know by now, Josh was kicked off the team for rapping about shooting people and bringing a gun to his high school, while Jenna was suspended indefinitely for shoplifting some cosmetics from Wal-Mart.
Nice, huh? I think think the only thing that could make this any better is if a YouTube clip suddenly surfaces where Jenna raps about stealing some 2-in-1 foundation/concealer and Oil-of-Olay. And maybe a little something about missed three pointers and her odd crush on Tony.
Actually, that sounds like a fun interactive-reader thing. If you feel up to it, post the hypothetically potential opening verse to a possible Jenna Plumley rap. Whoever posts the best one wins a glass of milk! Bonus points for those of you who use the words Halo, mascara and Skarky.
My name is J E N N A, I don’t give a f*** about no Wal-mart nor no Tar jay(Target in french), I was trying to be Farah, Fawcet, My wallet, i lost it. That Mascara I floss it, caught wit it. Some narcie(narc) name Skarky, made my life a little bit more darkie. *Now my arches, got different targets, named inter mural or NDN tournaments*. But don’t worry, it early, plus i never said I was no angel, wit a halo,ask Capel. I be back on them Loyd noble boards again. Fans uh be kissing this size 4 sneakers again. *eh that does not seem to good or the rest of it too.
In all seriousness I hope learns from all this. If she does not play ball for us again It’ll be ok. As long as she turns it around. Kinda was digging the NDN QB and PG at OU thing. Word is bond
I’m still trying to figure out how Jarboe can be a “former” Sooner when he never even participated in a practice… Or put on the uniform… Or even enrolled in school.
@ News Hound:
Jarboe enrolled and started attending classes at OU, like the rest of the incoming freshmen, in June.
Jeez, he’s stoned.
All you need is a policeman and one more character and you have the village people.
Ok…I think I’m going to win that milk…although it doesn’t make sense but you never said it had to…
The name is Josh Jarboe
My lady here, is Jenna da’ hoe
We’ve got our guns
But we ain’t got no funds
Listenin’ to Pantera
Why da lady jacks mascara
Skarky at home using Mayo
While my other boys are playin’ halo
Did I win? : )
Arent they a cute couple.OU should be proud!
wow Bill, is it hard to type wearing your white robe and holding a burning cross in your hand? tell your mom Sally I said What’s up
Excellent post Bill, I’m still laughing my ass off. Jarboe is so cool that he’s got his bandanna cocked to the side on his hat that is cocked to the side…Damn it feels good the be a gangster!
The coaches at OU have to stop telling these scholarship athletes that, if they come to Norman, they don’t have to pay for shit in the stores and they can “be packing” their favorite gun on campus. And the most important, absolutely no umbrellas!
My Name J. J. da thug
how you likes dis red tipped rug?
In trouble for a BS gun charge on da run
These my colors…
just a brotha from Georgia, hat cocked with my red tipped rug…
has my hot chick pimpin’ up ‘gainst my shoulder…now holla, now holla…represent, represent…
Come to Oklahoma, throw it freestyle…now one way ticket back to Georgia without a chick on my shoulder…
Where Sonya…?
DRINK MILK BIATCHES
WORD
sorry funny gal i dont listen to Oklahoma hick women nor those who drive religion down my throat.
and My mom’s name isn’t Sally.
Jenna, do I need to put you over my knee.