Fun fact: Did you know that a douche bag can live for one week without its head? Seriously. The average douche bag has six brains throughout its body, so it can fully function after its head is removed. It just will eventually dehydrate and starve to death after about 5 -7 days.
Actually, I'm totally joking about that. If you cut the head off a Douche Bag, they will die instantly. So if you plan on doing that, I would recommend that you go to one of the five places after the jump.
Aspen Athletic Club This gym has a location at Penn Square Mall. Yes, Penn Square Mall. I guess this is convenient for the d-bags, because after pumping iron they can go buy those cheesy Affliction tshirts.
Duncan Brothers To be a Douche Bag, you have to pay a lot of money for an average hair cut. You also have to be able to get the finest, stickiest hair products available. Duncan Brothers offers all of this and more.
Rok Bar Any club in Bricktown can qualify as a douche bag hang out, but by judging its MySpace page photo galleries, Rok Bar seems to be the most popular destination. :
Russell's Russell's features all the 40-year-old Douche Bags who buy young girls and old women drinks and brag about the time they got "so wasted" at the Yucatan Liquor Stand in 1992.