Not too much to say about this one, other than the fact that they may just be the best wedding photos of all time. Seriously, the only thing that could make these photographs any better is if they also captured Van Shea Iven and Paul Folger tossing the pigskin in a field of wildflowers and eating some Mazzio’s Pizza.
Anyway, to check out all the pictures click here. If you’re too lazy to do that, check out some of the other ones we’ve posted after the jump.
Also, kudos to Keep Sakez Photography for having either the confidence or ignorance to post these wedding pictures as portfolio items, and for having some talking avatar freak me out on their homepage. This may be the first photography studio that makes you want to burn or destroy your wedding photos even before you decide to get divorced.
A nice thank you to the kind reader who pointed us to this a while back, too.
I have one thing to say…wow. Along these lines, search “Waffle House Wedding” on You Tube.
I don’t what’s more tacky……the photos or the upcoming cheapshots on this thread.
The answer is both, Marco, both. That said I wish I had an 18 wheeler so I could bag me some of them hot ass ladies. Mmm mmm good!
I think the best part about that website is that they direct you to another fine service, for your convenience: Affordable Legal Docu – just in case you want to set up a prenuptial agreement so that you won’t get kicked out of your big rig or you need help with that quick divorce after they take the pictures on the happy day..they’re eager to help. Plus, you already know them since they photographed the big event and you always want to be comfortable with the person providing your legal services!
Thank goodness the internet was created so that fine, upstanding businesses could have a chance to get their word out. Otherwise, how would one know of Keep Sakez? I don’t know, but that would certainly be a travesty.
Will the honeymoon end in time to get back for the Chattanooga game?
Definitely going to suggest that last number as a mother-of-the-bride option for my mom.
The Waffle House Wedding tops it.
Wow, those are AMAZING and any company that uses a “Z” in their name is going for clazz…The Lost Oglezzz maybe??
are they drinking champagne in those pictures, or just light beer in champagne glasses?
The photos are charming. You folks are just sad.
Is it just me or does the bride appear to be showing off her baby bump exactly 15 photos before she is slamming Bud Light? The poor kid may even have trouble fitting in Stillwater.
saw beer Koozies used as wedding party favors once… said “to have and to hold and keep your beer cold”
Wow, so many folks, so many pedestals. I wish the happy couple all the best. Flow, true hilarity, insinuating that they are OU fans… I think it’s great if they are, the more the merrier.
If the truck is rockin’, don’t bother knockin’!
So, are the Ogles going to post their wedding photos so the rest of us can make fun of them as well?
Seriously, there is no such thing as “good wedding photography.” (Apologies to my friend who is a wedding photographer, but REALLY.)
Why is one of the bridesmaids wearing a cape in some of the pictures? Where are the groomsmen?
The skirt into cape idea is genius!
What a way to build your portfolio.
And I love the ‘Paparazzi Photos – We follow you and your family around’ option!
Pitiful — the comments, that is.
The photos seem to be a genuine representation of affection, and people who are at ease with themselves and their loved ones.
Grow up.
Bless Your Heart, you guys are so much better than this. We all love a cheap shot now and then, but your guys (and gals) are much too funny to skate by on “make fun of the rednecks” humor.
As Mac II says, they look like they’re crazy about each other. Would that we all felt that way about someone and had them feel that way about us.
The comments haven’t been near as bad as I expected. I don’t care how in love they are, those pictures are funny.
what is the cake supposed to be. i’ve looked at that sucker from all different angles and my best guess is a chocolate bat?
Like the best man pictured above, I thought it would add sophistication to my high school senior picture if I were to hold a cigarette in hand with a relaxed pose. Imagine my disappointment when told this would not be allowed.
Thank goodness Keep Sakez is bringing a little creativity and artistic interpretation to this wedding. I only wish I would’ve had them around at my wedding for poses like “Bride and Sister Strangle Groom” and “Groom leans on a minifridge in the kitchen.” The cake looks delicious, though!
At least the bride talked the groom into taking off his ball cap for the wedding.
Wow, I didn’t catch that the cape was being used as a skirt in some of the pics as well. The cake appears to be two chocolate hearts siamese twinned together, shellacked with canned cherries and dried chocolate sauce and topped with a bonus frozen Sara Lee white cake with more crusted on chocolate sauce. The left over Halloween candy at the cup station is also a nice touch.
This is pretty shitty of you guys.
Here’s why i (and clearly a lot of other readers) don’t like it:
It’s funny to make fun of celebrities(Toby Keith), or crazy people who want attention (Rinehart), or people who screw up (Jarboe), or newsmedia.
But this is different, like you stole someone’s wedding album and you’re making fun of their family. These people clearly don’t have much money, and aren’t in the best social condition. They had a nice family wedding, and a bunch of douchebags stole their pictures and posted them on the internet for all their buddies to make fun of.
If they were in my family, I would make fun of them nonstop…but they’re not.
Now when did I insinuate that they were OU fans?
They’re obviously alumni.
which lizard lot do you think they met? I35 and 122nd or I40 and council???????????
Right on fatpants, even Nik Richie wouldn’t be this crass.
Oh, lay off the Ogle boys. They’re just having fun. They don’t even really make fun of the wedding couple, they aimed their vitriol at keepsakez.com, which is certainly worthy of ridicule. In my opinion, the wedding party is not that redneck. I’ve been to weddings in my own family where t-shirts and jeans were considered proper attire. I’ve been to a wedding where the best man wore a Harley skull cap and aviator shades. While there is a certain redneck element to the photos, I think the bigger joke is the photography, which is no better than the average person would capture with a cheap point-and-shoot camera. Plus, that website is terrible, and “Z” names are just absurd.
We didn’t steal a wedding album. It’s used as a portfolio item to promote some photographers business and services. Also, you’re the one saying the “don’t have money” and “aren’t in the best social condition.” How would they feel if the read that?
Anyway, you’re pretty lame “Fat Pants.” Keep up the excellently bad criticism.
Flow… hilarious.
Tara… wanna go out?
Grandma. Bikini Tshirt. Nuff Said.
goodness, this site is such a good break from work.
So many questions I don’t know where to start.
Honestly, the bride and groom don’t bother me as much as the guests.
True story….I was scrolling down through these photos and my two year old son was standing next to me and he said, “oooo, pretty doggy.”
“Right on fatpants, even Nik Richie wouldn’t be this crass.”
Are you freaking kidding me? He just took down photos of a girl that had physical deformities that he was making fun of.
For the life of me, I cannot decipher the meaning behind the “newlyweds pose on each side of electric meter” photo. Any clues?
I guess it does show that the party ran out of bud light and had stooped to Miller High Life by that point.
I think it’s a woman choking her husband (on top of the wedding cake). And I think he looks like W.
W, incidentally, is an alumnus of Yale.
Even though I feel guilty about invading these folks privacy……I can’t help but comment this is the first time I’ve seen 8 aluminum pans brimming with food in a wedding portfolio.
dude! did you check out the spread in the reception photo! it was like five kinds of fried! and the rest was meat. best. buffet. ever. and i’m not even joking. now i just need to find someone to marry me.