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Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh….
Sep 26
2008
Remember a while back when we posted that picture of Ron Williams violating Jason White on a pool table? We are not sure which is worse: this picture, that picture, or never announcing a winner to the caption contest. Maybe we should just have Ron Williams’ son interview us to find out the answer. That would be neat.
Anyway, for fun, why don’t you go ahead and give us a caption for this picture. We’ll probably never announce a winner, but that’s what makes it so fun. My entry: “Always a bridesmaid, never a bride.”
p.s- The winner of the original caption contest was choice number 3. If that’s you, send us an email.
UPDATE: Apparently the girl in the picture is a grade school teacher. Because I have somewhat of a spine, we put the cool black bar over her eyes. That’s cool and everything, but we still wonder if she teaches sex ed.
I can’t believe we got “Get a local celebrity to sever a co-worker’s penis”, but couldn’t find anyone with a mullet. So random.
And one time, in band camp……..
I’ll be the catcher like always honey….
Introducing the all new Jacklyn and Ron morning show – congrats Jack on that surgery…you look great..no need to bring the dick back to work now though.
Pictured L to R: Ron Williams, Bride, Jack Elliott on a Stick.
After visiting the Tulsa State Fair, Ron was captivated by the new “on a stick” item that this carnie was happy to show him.
The one is her hand is nice but the one in her OTHER hand is the one Ron likes…
That girl looks JUST like a girl I went to college with…I’m going to get a second opinion.
Ron’s got a big grin on his face cause he knows he is going to win this contest.
I have two entries:
“Now you see it….”
and
“Can you pick out the dick in this picture?”
The transplant is half-complete.
You can always tell when it’s State Fair time in Oklahoma….everything fried on a stick…
The black Ron Jeremy. All he needs to do is legally change his last name.
“The mind is the biggest erogenous zone”
“On you maybe”