We try not to get too political here at The Lost Ogle, but after watching Dana Murphy’s most recent campaign ad, we figured the time was right to endorse her for Corporation Commision. Granted, we don’t know what a “commisioner” does, but as long as spelling isn’t a prerequisite, we figure Murphy is well qualified.
Seriously, how do you misspell the office you are running for in your own campaign ad? Instead of harassing Jim Roth with questions at some rally, maybe this boring sad girl should go ask Dana that question. She should also ask if Dana would hire someone if they misspelled “corporation commission” on their resume.
Anyway, since a corporation commision doesn’t exist, we’ll go ahead and endorse Jim Roth over Murphy to be the real Corporation Commissioner. We like Jim for a bunch of reasons. He posed for a picture with Cardboard Jim Traber at a gay pride festival. He was the topic of our third post. He counts paper clips.
And we bet he knows how to spell his job title.
p.s.– Considering how well they spell stuff, I guess it’s no surprise that Murphy graduated from Oklahoma State. She also went to the OCU law school. I doubt she would have been able to get into our proposed “College of Advanced Law.”
One Oklahoma political blog reported from the Roth/Murphy Debate at OCU
They said Sally Kern was overheard saying. “The ends justify the means… we will do what ever it takes to make sure that man is not elected. ” pointing at Roth. She is known to pack heat…
I heard she is has dreams of a being a Senator so she and Sarah Palin can start a shooting range, the targets– Polar Bears, Wolf cubs, and “Commie Liberals!”
Well, she knew how to spell her father-in-law’s name when she signed it and then notarized the signature….Bless Her Heart
According to friends of mine who know her, she’s stuck on stupid.
this post made me go read the third post about Roth. so yea, i’m going to comment on a post posted over a year ago. it’s rare that i agree with OPUBCO, but i’m glad they didn’t lead with Roth is gay in that story. and if they would have, i’m sure the post would have said, look at OPoopCo pointing out gayness.
sexuality isn’t a news angle, not unless you are Little Richard and you come out at straight.
ok, i’m done.
I love the ad with the lady in the cheesy fringe jacket saying “If Dana Murphy tries to be your friend, run!” I think just because the old hag said that, i’ll vote for Dana a-thank you!