Another AMAZING NewsOK.com Video…

If you only do one thing this week, you have to watch this video from NewsOK. After that, you’re free to do pretty much whatever you want, like email it to your friends, play it again with your speakers turned up real loud, or grab a tissue to dry up those tears falling from your eyes.

Seriously, how in the world does this stuff make it out of the studio, much less onto the website of our state’s unofficial official newspaper. One explanation would be that Dave Morris is the Director of Video for OPUBCO, but it’s too easy to blame Dave for this. I would say that whoever let this get out just really hates their job, and has an insanely awesome sense of humor.

Also, I nominate Brandon Chatmon to be the new Public Address announcer for the Thunder. Anyone would be an upgrade over that “MONSTER TRUCK SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAY” tool they currently have doing the PA, plus he already has a catchphrase: “To the hizzaye!”

23 Comments

23 Responses to “Another AMAZING NewsOK.com Video…”


  1. 1 sterrapin

    Words fail me.

  2. 2 mongoose201

    “to the hizzieeeeee”…

    Did they hire that kid from the previous “Best video ever”? If so, that little runt should stick to filming a bottle floating in a gully.

  3. 3 Clark Matthews

    I assume this guy got the job doing video voiceovers after the one with decent annunciation and diction was downsized?

  4. 4 boz

    I wonder, when did this narrator guy first realize that he is a brilliant genius?

  5. 5 chekkie

    Holy…Effing…Shizzaye!! It’s like there’s some creepy guy with a mouthful of raspberry jam sitting next to you, whispering in your ear, while you’re trying to watch some sweetass high school football…

  6. 6 Hookarian

    At first, I wondered if there were going to be tears like “cry me a freakin’ river” tears. Now I know. This sounds like McLovin did the voice over.

  7. 7 kruxter

    Sounds like Truman Capote doing voice over from his gay world beyond the grave.

  8. 8 blythe

    NewsOK.com is the new retarded*.

    *sorry in advance.

  9. 9 OklahomaRock.com

    That might be the best thing I’ve seen all year.

  10. 10 OklahomaRock.com

    touchdn!

  11. 11 OklahomaRock.com

    I love how he’s whispering, but also overwhelmingly loud.

  12. 12 Steve Farrell

    i love the sweet video transitions too.

  13. 13 H8_Gundy_Now

    I didn’t have the cajones to watch past the first 30-seconds, and something tells me I didn’t miss a thing. I want those 30-seconds of my life back

  14. 14 okiebowl

    Dear Lord Almightee! Due to the tissue to my eyes and tears streaming down my cheeks, co-worker after co-worker approached me to inquire “Are you okay?” “What’s wrong?”. I couldn’t take it. Brilliant beyond brilliant. Where *did* this young man learn such incredible inflection? Is OPUBCO offering some special training now?

    Much too sophisticated for Mr. Morris to be involved, fo shizzaye.

  15. 15 tbag in ttown

    “To the hizzie” is the new “boom goes the dynamite.”

  16. 16 shhhh

    My favorite part is the redneck you hear in the background telling the first kid to “Go to OU!”…H8_Gundy, you gave up way too early it takes at least twice that long before our man gets comfortable behind the mic…Glad to see that hosting the halftime contest at the Big 12 Championship game isn’t that guy’s only gig…

  17. 17 goodwilldrums

    Not only is the VO terrible, but it’s only in the left channel. Plus the videography is terrible. This makes Van Shea Ivan look like ESPN…

  18. 18 goodwilldrums

    oh and maybe he can replace this guy:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W45DRy7M1no

  19. 19 funny gal

    is the song the band plays at the end of the game the same song that played at the end of dirty dancing? you know, the song before baby and Johnny got down and her mom Hoed out?

  20. 20 c-biz

    Simply stunning. We found this one to be pretty funny too http://www.kicktheanthill.com/?p=742

  21. 21 tinseltop

    to be fair, this probably didn’t come out of d.morris’ group. It was most likely done by editorial. This video does indeed fail, however. It fails hard….

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