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The 2009 “20 Hottest Women in the OKC Media,” Part I

In late 2007, we released a power poll of “The 20 Hottest Chicks in the Oklahoma City Media.”  Since there is such a high turnover in our local news media, we are going to make this Power Poll an annual tradition.  For refresher, here is the Top 20 from a little over a year ago:

20. Amanda Taylor
19. Kimberly Lohman

18. Bobbie Miller
17. Constance Jones

16. Ali Meyer
15. Courtney Coates
14. Tierney Cook

13. Audra Taylor
12. Kealey McIntire
11. Kate Godwin

10. Meg Alexander
9. Jaime Cerreta
8. Sana Syed

7. Angie Mock
6. Robin Marsh
5. Melissa Maynarich
4. Jessica Schambach
3. Maggie Carlo
2. Amy McRee
1. Lauren Richardson

Last years rankings had some problems.  First of all, we were way too socialistic.  We had 5-6 people help us determine the rankings, and half of these people were heterosexual women.  I forgot the rule that heterosexual chicks are terrible at determining the hotness of other women.  Also, my perverted and pathetic former roommate cast a high vote for Angie Mock…a vote he meant to cast for Jaime Cerreta.   Oops.  To make matters worst, our helpers based their votes upon the “about us” bios at the news channel website.  Most of those pictures on those sites are terrible.

This time around we based the rankings off our own judgment.  That’s probably the best way to go.  Seriously, who’s more qualified to determine the hotness of news chick than me and Clark Matthews.  Other than Ronnie Kaye or Gary England, I’d say nobody.

Check out 20-11 after the jump.

20. Terri Poahway
Health Reporter, KSWO Channel Whatever

Why she should be ranked higher:
Apparently, Terri Poahway was the winner of the 2001 Miss Lawton Pageant.  Granted, that title’s just about as prestigious as being an internet poker champion, but at least it gets her to take pictures like the one above.  Also, Terri has a page at IMDB.  That means she’s a hot actress, too.

Why she should be ranked lower:
Uhm…she works at some news station in Lawton, so technically she’s not even eligible to be on this list.    That’s a damn travesty, because Terri would be a success in OKC.  Channel 5 should probably just get rid of Paul Folger and hire Terri immediately.  Maybe we should start a “Hire Terri Poahway” movement.  Hopefully it will be as successful as our one to save Jaime Cerreta.

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19. Kealey McIntire
Anchor, KSBI Channel 52

Why she should be ranked higher:
You’d be surprised, but there are a bunch of A-Rod types out there that like the muscly girls. You know, everyday guys like Tony Sellars, Aaron Tuttle and Clark Matthews. Plus she has a belly button ring.  You know what they say about chicks with belly button rings. Or is it that toe rings. Or tongue rings. Oh well”¦

Why she should be ranked lower:
Sometimes a girl can be just too strong. Kealey is that type of girl. Seriously, if you looked at her the wrong way she would probably put you in a half nelson, tickle you and force you to inject her with steroids.

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18. Ali Meyer
Anchor, KFOR Channel 4

Why she should be ranked higher:
She has a charm, charisma, and also sent Clark Matthews an autographed portrait.  No woman on the list can top that.

Why she should be ranked lower:
Ali Myer is hot, but her name is kind of boring.  If her name was Alexis Diamond or Desiree Reynolds or Raven Ogle, she’d be in the top 10 for sure.

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17. Bobbie Miller
Anchor/Reporter, KFOR Channel 4

Why she should be ranked higher:
Trust us on this, Bobbie Miller is hot, but the picture on the KFOR website doesn’t do her justice.  They need to change it immediately.  You would think that the creative people at KFOR would spend more time making their female anchors look as hot as possible instead of wasting their efforts producing borderline cartoon fetish porn.

Why she should be ranked lower:
She just had a baby.  That never works out well.

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16. Lacey Lett
Gazette Contributor

Why she should be ranked higher:
As this YouTube clip shows, Lacey is hot in a very “girl next door” type of way.  She’s also obsessed with the local indie music.  As an added bonus, she doesn’t have 25 tattoos and smell like cigarettes like most girls who are obsessed with local indie music.

Why she should be ranked lower:
Before she contributed stuff for the Gazette, she had to work with Brent Skarky at OklaTravelNet.  Starring in low-budget Disney film with a mischievous Orangutan would be better for your career than working with Brent Skarky…just ask Ron Terrell.

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15. Lisa Monahan
Reporter, KOKH Fox 25

Why she should be ranked higher:
According to our sources, Lisa went on the infamous lake trip that resulted in Amy McRee donning a pink bikini.  We wish we had a picture of Lisa at the lake, because her KOKH picture sucks.  That’s why we used a tiny picture of her and Kermit the Frog.

Why she should be ranked lower:
According to her MySpace Page, Lisa is “engaged.. to the most amazing man!.”  She also had “an amazing weekend.”  Since she’s never played checkers with Clark Matthews or that guy from Evans & Davis Attorneys, I’m going to assume she has no clue what “amazing” really means.

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14b. Van Shea Iven
High School Sports Wizard, KFOR Channel 4 and KAUT Channel 43

Well, we really wanted on include a girl who liked sports on the list, and until recently, we didn’t have any.  That meant that this spot was reserved for the undoubtedly heterosexual Van Shea Iven and his high pitched voice.  Fortunately, this girl came along:

14a. Kelly Crull
Sports Reporter, KOCO Channel 5

Why she should be ranked higher:
As I said, we want a girl who likes sports on this list because girls who like sports are hot.  They are also fun to take to football games”¦or at least meet up with at football games.

Why she should be ranked lower:
Kelly went to Missouri and loves Chase Daniels.  That means she probably eats her own boogers.  Not so hot.

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13. Heather Warlick
Reporter, The Oklahoman

Why she should be ranked higher:
Who doesn’t like a good hot news reporter?  They are about as common as an attractive blogger.

Why she should be ranked lower:
She’s a reporter for OPUBCO.  That means she probably makes $7 an hour and is in constant jeopardy of losing her job.  That means that if you take her on a date, you’re always going to have to pay.  When I go on a date, either the girl or her friend always pays.  And that’s because I’m so charming and strikingly attractive.

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12. Darrielle Snipes
Reporter, KOCO Channel 5

Why she should be ranked higher:
Apparently, Darrielle is a fan of vodka tonics.  Girls who drink vodka tonics are like girls who smoke.  That works for us.

Why she should be ranked lower:
There has yet to be any video surface of Paul Folger checking out her chest.  I’m not sure if that’s good or bad.

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11. Meg Alexander
Anchor, KFOR Channel 4

Why she should be ranked higher:
Trust us on this, Meg Alexander is hot, but the picture on the KFOR website doesn’t do her justice.  They need to change it immediately.  You would think that the creative people at KFOR would spend more time making their female anchors look as hot as possible instead of wasting their efforts producing borderline cartoon fetish porn.

Why she should be ranked lower:
We still think her voice is a bit annoying, plus she is tiny.  Seriously, if she mated with Al Eschbach their children would be hobbits.

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Comments

  1. Lacey Lett needs to be on the first page of the leaderboard for sure.

    If Schambach ain’t #1, there is no Santa Claus.

  2. Too true Bless Your Heart. Ali Meyer is currently. I think the only woman at KFOR who’s not either pregos or just had one would be dusty crotch herself Linda Cavanaugh. One side note, please don’t have the creative folks at KFOR take Meg’s picture today. On last nights 6:30 broadcast, she’s got some kinda funky fake tan thing going on with her face. I think she’s trying something different, but it is going to require more makeup to cover it up until it goes away.

  3. I 100% agree with the whole “Get Terri Poahway out of the proverbial Hell Hole that is Lawton, Oklahoma” campaign.

    Can we get a write-in vote for Erin Andrews? I know she doesn’t live in OKC or could even point it out on the Rand-McNally (or even know who/what Rand-McNally is), but she was in Norman for a football game, does that count?

    Meg Alexander should switch spots with Ali Meyer IMO. She’d be in the MotherOfCildren top 10, for sure (even preggers), not that anyone cares ;).

    Then again, you can’t go wrong with the Blue Hen Linda Cavenaugh either! w00t! If this was People magazean’s Top 20 (I got this bad flashback of the bag of bones that was in Titanic and also in the top 100 beautiful people in People’s magazean years ago), she’s be like 4…..why People why!!??

  4. how about a follow-up called 20 that got away with maggie carlo, shon gables, and others that have moved on to bigger and better markets? you could even make it a 2 parter with a second 20 that got away that we wouldn’t want back like that terry guy that used to report on channel 5 and looked like he’d been awake for 72 hours straight and never smiled. that guy was rough.

  5. Lauren Richardson’s wet t-shirt…err, log rolling demonstration at the State Fair FTW!

  6. You guys need to check out KTEN out of Ardmore Sherman Denison. Some serious talent down around Lake Texhoma.

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