Clark Matthews On February - 5 - 2009

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If scoring 29 points and hitting the game winning shot on a left handed layup is not enough to make your name known to The Oklahoman, what would Byron Eaton have to do?

8 Responses

  1. Red Rocket says:

    Perhaps play for a team with a winning record in conference play?

    Or maybe accomplish something other than losing 50 pounds in the offseason? Was he on the McDonald’s All-America team because he was good at basketball or because of the number of Big Macs he’s eaten? Seriously, he was like 5′10″ and 250 lbs.

  2. Shamp says:

    Is this GoPokes.com? Good God Clark Matthews, you need to get a grip on reality. You’re crying about a wrong first name? Is this another example of the vast Daily Oklahoman conspiracy against the Cow Pokes? Why don’t you cry about it some more? You’re a grown man, worry about something that matters rather than a simple typo.

  3. Dirt Monkey says:

    I heard Eaton was calling out Wimgo on an OSU message board. This is their payback.

    (I still don’t know why that site exists.)

  4. Mannequin says:

    Probably the best thing about TLO is that when I come to read the comments, there is not a debate over the superiority of OU to OSU or vise versa…

  5. Blogging Dirty says:

    Change his name to Dan Cocannouer.. those perverts at Daily Oklahoman..

  6. Hey, Shump, go back to the innerwebs if you want to get into Bedlam message boarding. Around here we just like to point out the mistake of The Oklahoman.

    Besides, I agree that Blayne Griffin is a far better player than Eaton.

  7. Shamp says:

    Hey Clark, I love you. If it wasn’t for having a three hundred pound man as my boyfriend already, I’d be looking you up.

  8. VI says:

    Maybe Brian should make a NCAA tournament and that fatass could get some respect.

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