Today’s match-ups come from the lower half of the East Region. They will be played at the Mountain Vista Cabin near Beavers Bend State Park.
• (6) Al Eschbach vs. (11) Ree Drummond
• (3) Jessica Schambach vs. (14) Boomer and Sooner
• (7) Glenn Coffee vs. (10) David Cook
• (2) Cardboard Jim Traber vs. (15) Custer County Sheriff
Find out a little bit about each person or terrible mascot and vote after the jump. Voting ends at midnight tonight.
(6) Al Eschbach vs. (11) Ree Drummond
About Al Eschbach:
Conference: Height Challenged Sports Junkies
Who he is: Longtime sports talk host and alleged journalist.
Biggest Strength: Making University of Oklahoma coaches happy with his biased reporting.
Biggest Weakness: NBA basketball knowledge and tendency to use swim trunks as gym shorts.
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About Ree Drummond:
Conference: Mommy Bloggers of Oklahoma
Who she is: The Pioneer Woman
Biggest Strength: Lasagna recipes.
Biggest Weakness: She has none.*
*This is to keep all the mommy bloggers from crashing our site.
(6) Al Eschbach vs. (11) Ree Drummond
- (6) Al Eschbach (65%, 263 Votes)
- (11) Ree Drummond (35%, 141 Votes)
Total Voters: 403
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(3) Jessica Schambach vs. (14) Boomer and Sooner
About Jessica Schambach:
Conference: Hot News Chicks
Who she is: Evening anchorwomen for Channel 5
Biggest Strength: Distracting Paul Folger.
Biggest Weakness: Answering our love letters.
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About Boomer and Sooner:
Conference: Atrocious Mascots
Who they are: The ambiguously gay ponies who entertain Sooner football crowds and are better known as The Horse Pigs.
Biggest Strength: Scaring small children and the elderly.
Biggest Weakness: Giving OSU fans endless fodder.
(3) Jessica Schambach vs. (14) Boomer and Sooner
- (3) Jessica Schambach (79%, 313 Votes)
- (14) Boomer and Sooner (21%, 85 Votes)
Total Voters: 398
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(7) Glenn Coffee vs. (10) David Cook
About Glenn Coffee:
Conference: Republican Guard
Who he is: President Pro Temp of the Oklahoma Senate.
Biggest Strength: Charming constituents, friends and even enemies!
Biggest Weakness: Herpes Simplex II
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About David Cook:
Conference: American Idol Alumni
Who he is: Ghey rock superstar and winner of American Idol
Biggest Strength: Appearing on the cover of Oklahoma Magazine…
Biggest Weakness: Bumping us from the cover of Oklahoma Magazine…
(7) Glenn Coffee Vs. (10) David Cook
- (10) David Cook (69%, 270 Votes)
- (7) Glenn Coffee (31%, 120 Votes)
Total Voters: 390
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(2) Cardboard Jim Traber vs. (15) The Custer County Sheriff
About Cardboard Jim Traber:
Conference: The Total Dominance League
Who he is: The ultimate cardboard cut out.
Biggest Strength: Sports knowledge and ability to charm the masses.
Biggest Weakness: The cardboard colon.
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About The Custer County Sheriff:
Conference: Alleged jailhouse sex-slave masters
Who he is: Mike Burgess
Biggest Strength: Living and acting out scenes from late night Cinemax prison flicks.
Biggest Weakness: Keeping it quiet.
(2) Cardboard Jim Traber vs. (15) Custer County Sheriff Total Voters: 404
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Please get the voting options up soon, I need to support the great Al Eschbach and vote against the evil Horse Pigs.
Thank you in advance.
Also shouldn’t Cardboard’s Jim’s greatest weakness be the cardboard gout and not colon, just my idiotic ramblings here.
It should be working now. It looks like our poll plug-in is slightly conflicting with our auto-cache plag-in. Hope that make sense…
Boomer and Sooner are the crappiest mascot’s of all time. The Stanford Tree blows them out of the water. Bring back Top Dawg damn it.
I am immediately stealing your “ambiguously gay ponies” line – it’s the perfect description for those ridiculous costumes.
People who spell gay as ghey are so gaye
pretty sure both are acceptable:
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=ghey
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=gaye
david cooks’ weakness is the fact that he is not an okie, yet is a beloved okie. wait, maybe that’s a strength. i’ve just always found okies’ love affair with him odd, but i guess all it takes to be an “Oklahoma Idol” is to have lived in Oklahoma for at least 5 seconds. maybe i’m just jealous cus i’m a born and bred and get no love — or magazine covers.
I was once threaten to be ejected for bumping into a horsepig during a basketball game, I also think my repeated calls for the return of Top Daug played a factor in it as well.
Seems like Top Dawg should make an appearance in next year’s tournament.