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Today we have the Sweet Sixteen games from the South and West Regions. The South match-ups will be played in Lawton, while the battles from the West region will take place in Woodward. The South Region has followed along pretty close with the seedings, while the West Region has been upset city.
South Region:
(1) Mayor Mick vs. (5) Clay Bennett
(2) Wayne Coyne vs. (3) Thunder Girls
West Region:
(4) Lauren Richardson vs. (9) Kristen Chenoweth
(3) Kevin Durant vs. (7) Ashlynn Brooke
Voting will last until midnight tomorrow. Vote after the jump.
(1) Mayor Mick vs. (5) Clay Bennett
About Mayor Mick:
Conference: Mayors of Oklahoma City
Who he is: Mayor of Oklahoma City
Biggest Strength: Getting the NBA to come to Oklahoma City
Biggest Weakness: Getting us a Cardboard Mick to play with Cardboard Jim
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About Clay Bennett:
Conference: Oklahoma City Business Leaders
Who he is: Managing partner of the Oklahoma City Thunder
Biggest Strength: Sticking it to the city of Seattle.
Biggest Weakness: Communicating on Facebook
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(1) Mayor Mick vs. (5) Clay Bennett
Total Voters: 443
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(2) Wayne Coyne vs. (3) Thunder Girls
About Wayne Coyne:
Conference: Flaming Weirdos
Who he is: Front man of the Flaming Lips
Biggest Strength: Writing lyrics
Biggest Weakness: Criticizing other musicians
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About Thunder Girls:
Conference: Honey Bee replacements
Who they are: The dance team for the Oklahoma City Thunder
Biggest Strength: Dressing sluttily and gyrating to music in front of thousands of people
Biggest Weakness: Having the audacity to destroy Clark Matthews in round 1 of Ogle Madness
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(2) Wayne Coyne vs. (3) Thunder Girls
Total Voters: 452
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(4) Lauren Richardson vs. (9) Kristen Chenoweth
About Lauren Richardson:
Conference: Hot News Chicks
Who she is: Ogle Madness
Biggest Strength: Quality news reporting
Biggest Weakness: Getting engaged
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About Kristin Chenoweth:
Conference: Underrated Actors
Who she is: Olive Snook on Pushing Daisies, G’linda the “Good Witch” in the musical Wicked
Biggest Strength: For our lady readers, we’ll say her singing voice, great line delivery, and smile. For our male readers, we’re going to go with her giant rack.
Biggest Weakness: She is not quite a midget, but it’s close.
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(4) Lauren Richardson vs. (9) Kristen Chenoweth
Total Voters: 443
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(3) Kevin Durant vs. (7) Ashlynn Brooke
About Kevin Durant:
Conference: NBA in OKC
Who he is: Basketball Robot
Biggest Strength: Lighting up opposing defenses on a nightly basis.
Biggest Weakness: We’d say defending, but he generally goes up against the worst offensive player on the other team. So instead, we’ll say showing a personality of any kind.
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About Ashlynn Brooke:

Conference: Oklahoma Porn Stars
Who she is: The first Oklahoma Adult entertainer to grant TheLostOgle.com a Q&A
Biggest Strength: She Likes It Big #2, Double Play #5, Busty College Co-Eds P.O.V. #3
Biggest Weakness: Completing Q&A’s
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(3) Kevin Durant vs. (7) Ashlynn Brooke
Total Voters: 441
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That Chenowith picture is rigging it. Totally unrepresentative of her “body of work”.
And Amy McRee does every broadcast from Lake Arcadia? The picture exists, so it is fair game.
whats up with Facebook saying this thing has been ended?
I can’t believe I just said that.. these are dark times..
If the porn star beats Kevin Durant, I am not reading your blog for a month! (So there!)
[...] told via Twitter that The Lost Ogle Madness was canceled. Not cool. I need my fix of coaches, porn stars and athletes battling for Oklahoma [...]
You’d miss four PL&T’s to prove a point?
the thunder girls vs durant would be good. would be a good chicken or the egg battle…
Picture? What picture?
My vote is based on objective well-reasoned criteria and cannot be swayed by any appeal to baser instincts.
You’ve lost your mind, Soonerken. SKIN TO WIN.
What will Clark Matthews do without his biggest fan!
Still WAY too close on the porn star vs. KD thing….. I sure will miss Chad for a month though (sighs)
I do not understand the Kristen love, sure she has a nice rack but she is a butter face.
Also Mick over Bennett?
Bennett stealing the Thunder is much more important then anything Mick has done since he was on the Sports Animal.
Again, I’m going to ask the question, “is it stealing when you pay $400 million for something?”
@VI–I chalk that Mayor Mick/Bennett score to reflect the diverse nature of the TLO readership. In other words, the voters are not ALL sports obsessed arm-chair coaches and GMs.
(However the rest of the voting reveals that they ARE breast-obsessed 13 year old boys!)
I don’t know Clark, I just like to repeat the stuff that my hero Bill Simmons says about hijack city.
Girl, but here is the thing the listing of Mick’s biggest strength on here only came about because of Bennett, so what comes first the Chicken or the Egg?
Or did Mick play a big roll in the Hornets coming here? I honestly don’t know cause I didn’t follow the OKC political landscape as much when I lived in Tulsa.
how the hell did the porn star lose?
Because blogs attract women and women like basketball robots over porn stars.