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Ogle Madness II: Sweet Sixteen South and West Regions

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Today we have the Sweet Sixteen games from the South and West Regions.  The South match-ups will be played in Lawton, while the battles from the West region will take place in Woodward.   The South Region has followed along pretty close with the seedings, while the West Region has been upset city.

South Region:
(1) Mayor Mick vs. (5) Clay Bennett
(2) Wayne Coyne vs. (3) Thunder Girls

West Region:
(4) Lauren Richardson vs. (9) Kristen Chenoweth
(3) Kevin Durant vs. (7) Ashlynn Brooke

Voting will last until midnight tomorrow.  Vote after the jump.

(1) Mayor Mick vs. (5) Clay Bennett

About Mayor Mick:

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Conference: Mayors of Oklahoma City

Who he is: Mayor of Oklahoma City

Biggest Strength: Getting the NBA to come to Oklahoma City

Biggest Weakness: Getting us a Cardboard Mick to play with Cardboard Jim

About Clay Bennett:

SuperSonics Seattle Trial Basketball

Conference: Oklahoma City Business Leaders

Who he is: Managing partner of the Oklahoma City Thunder

Biggest Strength: Sticking it to the city of Seattle.

Biggest Weakness: Communicating on Facebook

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(1) Mayor Mick vs. (5) Clay Bennett

  • (1) Mayor Mick (65%, 290 Votes)
  • (5) Clay Bennett (35%, 155 Votes)

Total Voters: 443

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(2) Wayne Coyne vs. (3) Thunder Girls

About Wayne Coyne:

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Conference: Flaming Weirdos

Who he is: Front man of the Flaming Lips

Biggest Strength: Writing lyrics

Biggest Weakness: Criticizing other musicians

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About Thunder Girls:

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Conference: Honey Bee replacements

Who they are: The dance team for the Oklahoma City Thunder

Biggest Strength: Dressing sluttily and gyrating to music in front of thousands of people

Biggest Weakness: Having the audacity to destroy Clark Matthews in round 1 of Ogle Madness

(2) Wayne Coyne vs. (3) Thunder Girls

  • (3) Thunder Girls (55%, 249 Votes)
  • (2) Wayne Coyne (45%, 205 Votes)

Total Voters: 452

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(4) Lauren Richardson vs. (9) Kristen Chenoweth

About Lauren Richardson:

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Conference: Hot News Chicks

Who she is: Ogle Madness

Biggest Strength: Quality news reporting

Biggest Weakness: Getting engaged

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About Kristin Chenoweth:

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Conference: Underrated Actors

Who she is: Olive Snook on Pushing Daisies, G’linda the “Good Witch” in the musical Wicked

Biggest Strength: For our lady readers, we’ll say her singing voice, great line delivery, and smile.  For our male readers, we’re going to go with her giant rack.

Biggest Weakness: She is not quite a midget, but it’s close.

(4) Lauren Richardson vs. (9) Kristen Chenoweth

  • (9) Kristen Chenoweth (83%, 366 Votes)
  • (4) Lauren Richardson (17%, 78 Votes)

Total Voters: 443

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(3) Kevin Durant vs. (7) Ashlynn Brooke

About Kevin Durant:

Warriors Thunder Basketball

Conference: NBA in OKC

Who he is: Basketball Robot

Biggest Strength: Lighting up opposing defenses on a nightly basis.

Biggest Weakness: We’d say defending, but he generally goes up against the worst offensive player on the other team.  So instead, we’ll say showing a personality of any kind.

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About Ashlynn Brooke:

Conference: Oklahoma Porn Stars

Who she is: The first Oklahoma Adult entertainer to grant TheLostOgle.com a Q&A

Biggest Strength: She Likes It Big #2, Double Play #5, Busty College Co-Eds P.O.V. #3

Biggest Weakness: Completing Q&A’s

(3) Kevin Durant vs. (7) Ashlynn Brooke

  • (3) Kevin Durant (53%, 233 Votes)
  • (7) Ashlynn Brooke (47%, 209 Votes)

Total Voters: 441

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Comments

  1. whats up with Facebook saying this thing has been ended?

    I can’t believe I just said that.. these are dark times..

  2. If the porn star beats Kevin Durant, I am not reading your blog for a month! (So there!)

  3. Picture? What picture?

    My vote is based on objective well-reasoned criteria and cannot be swayed by any appeal to baser instincts.

  4. Still WAY too close on the porn star vs. KD thing….. I sure will miss Chad for a month though (sighs)

  5. I do not understand the Kristen love, sure she has a nice rack but she is a butter face.
    Also Mick over Bennett?
    Bennett stealing the Thunder is much more important then anything Mick has done since he was on the Sports Animal.

  6. @VI–I chalk that Mayor Mick/Bennett score to reflect the diverse nature of the TLO readership. In other words, the voters are not ALL sports obsessed arm-chair coaches and GMs.

    (However the rest of the voting reveals that they ARE breast-obsessed 13 year old boys!)

  7. I don’t know Clark, I just like to repeat the stuff that my hero Bill Simmons says about hijack city.

    Girl, but here is the thing the listing of Mick’s biggest strength on here only came about because of Bennett, so what comes first the Chicken or the Egg?
    Or did Mick play a big roll in the Hornets coming here? I honestly don’t know cause I didn’t follow the OKC political landscape as much when I lived in Tulsa.

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