Patrick On July - 10 - 2009

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Remember Ernest Istook?  Well, one of his sons got in trouble.  From NewsOK:

The son of former U.S. Rep. Ernest Istook has been arrested by bounty hunters trying to serve an arrest warrant.

Bounty hunters Chris Black and Les Riggs, known as the Bounty Boys, went to the Norman home of Chad Istook on Tuesday night. For about 20 minutes the bounty hunters knocked on the front door and demanded to enter.

They say Istook pretended there was no one home. Black and Riggs eventually burst in and searched the house, eventually locating Istook hiding in the corner of the closet of the master bathroom.

I’ll tell you what, who cares what heinous act Istook’s kid committed?  The fact that he was hunted down by bounty hunters is probably the coolest thing I’ve heard this week.  Granted, hiding in the corner of a closet is pretty weak, but if you’re going to go to jail, this has to be the coolest way to go.

That being said, the Bounty Boys has to be the gheyest name ever chosen for a group of renegade bounty hunters.   They should have their bounty license revoked for having a name like that.  If I were a bounty hunter, I’d call my business something cool like “Hiding in Space Junk” or “He’s no Good to me Dead.” I would also totally dress like Boba Fett and bring along a bunch of midgets dressed like pigs and drive a van with the words “Patrick’s Carbon Freezing” painted on the side.  For fun, I’d terrorize Brent Skarky.  It would be funny to see him hiding in a closet.

Categories: Unusual

16 Responses

  1. Closet_Atheist says:

    The down and dirty on Chad Istook (at least in Cleveland County) is at http://bit.ly/Jt4Jw (thank you Bit.ly, that original URL was like 150-200 characters long).

    The first case is a civil case, but a Contempt of Court was issued (withdrawn yes, but still!). The second case speaks for itself: “Issue: FORCIBLE ENTRY & DETAINER >$1500. (FED2) Filed by: Istook Jr, Ernest J Filed Date: 03/10/2009″. The third case is a DUI and DUS from 4/3/09. Chad was supposed to go to trial on Tuesday, but apparently (OSCN not yet updated) did something that warranted bail being revoked.

    OSCN.Net is awesome. Search ANYONE, if they’ve had anything worse than a basic traffic ticket, it’s there.

  2. cashion says:

    Basic traffic tickets are there, too.

  3. Did I read that right…one of his cases was a complaint breaking and entering reported by his dad?

  4. tbag in ttown says:

    This may be the first time that a parent has sued a child for forcible entry. Usually, it’s the child suing the parent for unlawful entry…or a priest.

  5. ArtMonk80 says:

    My brother sat by Ernest Istook on a plane once. He played war games on his laptop the entire flight.

  6. jordosbaloney says:

    Oh, I’d say Skarky’s been in the closet for years.

  7. I LOOOVE OSCN! I’ve been using it for years to try and get dirt on fellow co-workers and bosses…

  8. jddoctorwho says:

    I KNOW THIS guy! We went to college together. NO WONDER I haven’t heard from him in months! OMG, i can’t believe this!

  9. karenb says:

    The Bounty Boys sounds like a cheesy wrasslin duo. Maybe they could dress up like Dog Chapman and give little children nightmares.

  10. Ronin says:

    The mug shot is perfect. You can almost hear him saying “Do you KNOW who my dad is?”

  11. Jax Raging Bile Duct says:

    I was disappointed with the Bounty Boys as well. First, one of the guy’s last name is Riggs. I don’t know about you, but I’m immediately thinking of a bad ass Mel Gibson from Lethal Weapon. But they couldn’t play off that at all. No… they had to go and name themselves something that I immediately associate with paper towels.

  12. Chet says:

    OSCN ROCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  13. cards81fan says:

    http://www.youtube.com/user/dewitt1015

    This is the Bounty Boy’s YouTube page…. lots of classy videos. You can tell thesse guys watch “Dog” late at night and fondle themselves.

    To heck with their small mention in this Istook quip, The Lost Ogle needs a full feature story on these entertainers!

  14. Chris says:

    Forcible entry and detainer just means eviction. It’s what a landlord files against someone (renter or whomever) to get them out of the dwelling.

    It doesn’t mean anybody broke in, although that would make for a much better story.

  1. [...] week, we joked around that Ernest Istook’s son, Chad Istook, was possibly frozen in carbonite.  We made this assumption because he was arrested by some bounty hunters called the Bounty Boys.  [...]

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