I've done many dorky and dumb things in my life. I've gotten married, sang Devo at karaoke and even created and an obscure local social blog. But none of those things compare to this amazing achievement: I wrote some song lyrics about a sad football game. It's called "A Day in the Life of the OU - Miami Game." If you have nothing better to do today, check it out after the jump.
*Before we go any farther, if you're not familiar with the Beatles, stop reading. Instead, go look at this ridiculously hot picture of Joleen Chaney from her Twitter account.