Clark Matthews On November - 24 - 2009

Before the season, this was anticipated to be the biggest Bedlam game, perhaps ever.  Then, Sam Bradford got hurt because the offensive line did not gel together as Sooner fans hoped and every other Sooner player followed in his footsteps.  Now the team is sporting the worst record the student body of OU has watched since John Blake was calling the shots.

And while OSU followed though with their part by having one of the best seasons in school history, they too managed to drop a winnable game to Houston and get smashed by Texas at home.

So, instead, this week is mainly about Turkey Day…but I didn’t want to waste all the pictures I gathered to show the doppelgangers of players important to the teams, so here they are:

OU QB Landry Jones & Kip Dynamite

landry jones stacheKip Dynamite

OSU CB/KR Perrish Cox & Illinois State Rep Jesse Jackson, Jr.

perrish coxjesse jackson jr

OU CB Dominique Franks & Media Mogul P. Diddy

dominique franksdiddy

OSU RB Kendall Hunter & Rapper Bushwick Bill

kendall hunterbushwick bill

OU WR Ryan Broyles & Musician Lenny Kravitz

ryan broyleslenny kravitz

OSU WR Dez Bryant & Pinocchio

dez bryantpinocchio

OSU QB Zac Robinson & The Dude from Desperate Housewives

zacrobinson jesse-metcalf

OU QB Sam Bradford and “Sloth” from Goonies

Sam Bradfordsloth-goonies

OU QB Landry Jones & The Great Gazoo

landry jones stachegreat gazoo

8 Responses

  1. PoochyCor says:

    The fuzzstache screams ‘Vote for Pedro’.

  2. Absintheur says:

    See, here I always thought Landry looked like Adam Goldberg, guess I was wrong.

  3. grahamby says:

    Broyles and Kravitz is a bit of a stretch, even for you guys.

  4. I love that Kravitz for Broyles is too much, but Sam Bradford and Sloth from Goonies gets a pass.

  5. girlballer says:

    @Clark– I(heart)Sam Bradford, but there is no denying he looks just like Sloth in that picture…

  6. Jeff in Tulsa says:

    The Sam Bradford/Sloth pic had me rolling! :) Poor Sam… great guy and everything, but BOY is he u-g-l-y. Good thing for him he’ll be a millionaire starting QB in the NFL. ;)

  7. T-Bone says:

    Broyles looks more like D.L. Hughley with dreads.

  8. doug says:

    this corroborates my theory that you can’t throw a good football for stoops and be pretty. the uglier the better, has been the trend. if landry ends up being a decent qb at ou this will be a shocker for me, that is unless he’s horribly mutilated in some freak accident. it also scares me that we have ZERO facially deformed qbs coming to norman any time soon to compete for the job… i weep for the future.

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