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In the weeks leading up to the NCAA tournament, seeds are the primary focus of attention.  Would Oklahoma State’s bubble be strong enough to get them in the dance?  Could the Cowboys win over Kansas propel them into the upper half of seeds?  Did OU fans realize that basketball season was going on?  Once the tournament brackets were announced on Sunday, discussion of how teams matched up against one another was the obvious next topic.

Of course, matching up is not a topic that many Cowboy fans want to talk about.  While the CBS analysts were wondering what OSU would do if they survived round one in order to face Ohio State and their 6’7″ point guard, people who follow the Cowboys were already wondering how Oklahoma State would match up against Georgia Tech’s normal sized floor general.

I don’t have the statistics at my fingertips, but I’m going to wager that Travis Ford’s Cowboys have the shortest team in the NCAA tournament.  Basically, with the exception of whomever the under-appreciated James Anderson is guarding (Anderson is a typical height for his position), the guy from the opposition is likely going to have a serious height advantage.  The lollipop guild didn’t give up as many inches to Dorothy and the Tin Man as the Cowboys do to whatever team laces up against them.

It probably starts with OSU’s coach.  Travis Ford was listed at 5’9″ when he played for Rick Pitino at Kentucky.  Since that is “basketball height” he’s probably closer to 5’7″, and even back in Ford’s day before Magic Johnson convinced every guy who should have been a power forward that they could run the team, that was tiny.  Ford ate up his underdog status, and apparently has transitioned his belief about dogs and size and fight into a philosophy of winning basketball.

No one is too short to play for Travis Ford, which makes me wish he’d been the Cowboy basketball coach back when I wanted to be a 6′ 1/2″ center.  He might have let me have a shot.  Early in the season, the Cowboy line up boasted (remember these are “basketball heights”) 5’9″ point guard Ray Penn, 5’9″ shooting guard Keiton Page, 6’6″ small forward James Anderson, 6’4″ power forward Obi Muonelo, and 6’6″ center Marshall Moses.

Considering that Ohio State’s shortest starter is 6’7″, Oklahoma State couldn’t have matched that with their tallest starter.  Yet somehow, this Lollipop Guild of college basketball actually made some waves.  The top team in the country, Kansas, lost only two games, and their formidable front line looked lost against the agile munchkins in their loss against the Cowboys.  Future NBA lottery goliath, Cole Aldrich, played a season low in minutes for the Jayhawks because he was absolutely ineffective when in the game.

Prior to that, the Cowboys also shocked the number two seed (and trendy Final Four pick) Kansas State Wildcats in their own arena.  The Wildcats, who thought they could annihilate OSU by pounding it inside to their trio of skilled big men, but were flustered when those big guys were unable to take advantage of their height, then couldn’t guard Muonelo on the defensive end.

So, can the Pokes make a Cinderella run in the tournament?  Perhaps.  Ford’s style of shifting defenses and pressuring the ball tends to be a recipe for tournament success.  And any team with Napoleonic confidence these Cowboys has could make a splash.

On my bracket, though, I have them losing to Ohio State.


  1. the K-State game was in a good spot for OSU, being that KSU just came off a huge win at home against Texas who was top 5 team at the time. This was a trap game for KSU. Bill Self, on the other hand, has had issues playing in GIA, that was a great game to watch being how i hate Kansas. but the more accurate depiction of OSU was their game against KSU in the big 12 tourny. I hope the Pokes make some noise in the tourny and i have them losing to Ohio St. as well, but i’m not overlooking Ga. Tech. Tech is a very talented team that hasn’t put it all the way together just yet.

  2. There is no accurate picture of Oklahoma State. They live by the three and die by the three. When the outside shot is falling, they can beat anyone, and when it isn’t they lose to OU. There was no in between for the Cowboys this season. The K-State loss was no more indicative of how good OSU was than the win because the Cowboys, a jump shooting team, had played the previous day. Obviously, their legs were tired after the whooping they gave the Sooners.

  3. Wow, the comments on this, or lack thereof, are surprising. Usually anytime Clark writes an OSU post the result is a tsunami of comments from OU fans letting everyone know that OSU sucks and that OU is great and that buying officially licensed Longhorn merchandise to turn upside down is way cool.

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