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Ogle Madness: West Region – Lower Bracket

With today’s voting, the first round of Ogle Madness will conclude.  The actual tournament known as “March Madness” is only getting started just today…with March more than half over.  Slackers.

(6) Jesse Jane vs. (11) Clark Matthews

About Jesse Jane:

Conference: Flesh

Who she is: Porn Star

Biggest Strength: Hot fans.

Biggest Weakness: Uhm”¦her acting skills.

About Clark Matthews:

Conference: Lost Ogles

Who he is: Perpetual candidate for world’s greatest human being

Biggest Strength: Modesty

Biggest Weakness: Recognizing his own weaknesses

Who should advance in Ogle Madness?

  • (6) Jesse Jane (69%, 275 Votes)
  • (11) Clark Matthews (31%, 121 Votes)

Total Voters: 396

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(3) Kelly Ogle vs. (14) Larry Jones

About Kelly Ogle:

Conference: Actual Ogles

Who he is: The Ogle who most embraces the nepotism he benefitted from.

Biggest Strength: Ripping off his dad’s segment.

Biggest Weakness: Being hip.

About Larry Jones:

Conference: Disgraced Philanthropists

Who he is: Founder and long time leader of Feed the Children

Biggest Strength: Feeding children

Biggest Weakness: Explaining his cache of pornography

Who should advance in Ogle Madness?

  • (3) Kelly Ogle (79%, 305 Votes)
  • (14) Larry Jones (21%, 80 Votes)

Total Voters: 385

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(7) Regular Jim Traber vs. (10) Dave Morris

About Regular Jim Traber:

Conference: Fans of TheLostOgle.com

Who he is: Loudmouthed jerk and purveyor of recycled insults

Biggest Strength: Breaking in baseball mitts

Biggest Weakness: Realizing when he’s being made to look a fool on Twitter

About Dave Morris:

Conference: Douchebags with Hot Chicks

Who he is: The face of NewsOK.com

Biggest Strength: Fooling 28% of our readers

Biggest Weakness: Hanging out with hobbits

Who should advance in Ogle Madness?

  • (7) Regular Jim Traber (72%, 279 Votes)
  • (10) Dave Morris (28%, 109 Votes)

Total Voters: 388

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(2) Mayor Mick vs. (15) FOGzie

About Mayor Mick:

Conference: Mayoral Demigods

Who he is: The man behind Oklahoma City now being “Big League”

Biggest Strength: Long term planning/Vision

Biggest Weakness: Blowing out chump competition/FOGzie

About FOGzie:

Conference: Lame marketing gimmicks

Who he is: A friend of sewer pipes all over the city

Biggest Strength: Raising awareness for some cause or something

Biggest Weakness: Originality

Who should advance in Ogle Madness?

  • (2) Mayor Mick (79%, 302 Votes)
  • (15) Fogzie (21%, 81 Votes)

Total Voters: 383

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  1. Vote for Traber in the 7/10 I guess. He has bigger tits.

    Actually it reminds me of the douche vs. the turd election on South Park.

  2. the 6/11 bracket…..no brainer. (sorry Patrick, try showing your breasticle cleavage next year). The 3/14 backet is pretty much a toss-up. There was less effort involved with clicking the bottom one. I think the 7/10 bracket should both be just labelled douchebags. I actually did make a conscious choice in this one as I was gagging….I once saw the douchebag waiting at the doors of the Outback Steakhouse and had to listen to him bitch about having to wait to his wife. (I wonder what her story is? What kind of freakin bet did she lose? She’s somewhat hot, apparently intelligent, yet just like the rest of us, sometimes listens to his tirades and just rolls her eyes – That was classic stuff to observe). You guys start a poll on what kind of mental illness will make a normal person marry a douchebag

  3. So far, I’m terribly disappointed that regular jim traber will advance further than cardboard jim traber. If there were any collection of people who could have done this the right way, I would have thought it would be the collection of TLO readers.

  4. Is Dave Morris the “munching on lunch” guy? THAT GUY MAKES ME CRAZY! If I hear that guy say “munching on lunch” one more time I’m going to shoot my TV like Elvis.

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