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Ogle Madness III: Final 4!

You know what, screw the sappy intro where we talk about how we started with 65 Oklahoma celebrities and things and our now down to the Final Four.  Well let the updated bracket do that.  Here are the Final Four matchups:

(1) Kristin Chenoweth, South Region Champion, vs. (1) Carrie Underwood,West Region Champion:
This is a rematch of the Ogle Madness II Championship Game.   Kristin dominated that battle by pulling down 63% of the vote.  If Carrie Underwood were to take stunning pictures of herself wearing a pink bikini, she may improve her chances.  Those pictures, Ms. Underwood, can be emailed to TheLostOgle at gmail dot com.

(2) Sam Bradford, East Region Champion, vs. (3) Kevin Durant, Midwest Region Champion:
This a great match-up. You have arguable the states two highest profile athletes battling it out to see who will probably be slaughtered by a hot blonde chick in the final.

Vote after the jump.

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(1) Kristin Chenoweth vs. (1) Carrie Underwood:

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About Kristin Chenoweth:

Last Game: Defeated (6) Rascal Racers 349 – 140

Conference:Ogle Madness Champions

Who she is: Emmy & Tony Award Winning Actress

Biggest Strength: Winning Things.  And according to her autobiography, A Little Bit Wicked, her bajango can sing and predict the weather.

Biggest Weakness: Giving an Ogle Madness championship acceptance speech like this one.

About Carrie Underwood:

Last Game: Defeated (6) Jesse Jane 320 – 173

Conference: Hot Country Singers

Who she is: American Idol Winner and Country Music Superstars

Biggest Strength: Her ring and her hair (according to Patrick’s sister-in-law)

Biggest Weakness: She whines in all of her songs (according to Patrick’s sister-in-law)

(1) Kristin Chenoweth vs. (1) Carrie Underwood

  • (1) Kristin Chenoweth (50%, 300 Votes)
  • (1) Carrie Underwood (50%, 296 Votes)

Total Voters: 595

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(2) Sam Bradford vs. (3) Kevin Durant

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About Sam Bradford:

Last Game: Defeated (4) Jessica Schambach 306 – 223

Conference: Heisman Heroes

Who he is: Former Heisman winning Quarterback at the University of Oklahoma

Biggest Strength: Impressing scouts.

Biggest Weakness: Taking hits.

About Kevin Durant:

Last Game: Defeated (1) Olivia Munn 325 – 203

Conference: Professional Athletes

Who he is: The Oklahoma Thunder’s Franchise Player

Biggest Strength: Scoring in every way imaginable (on the basketball court).

Biggest Weakness: The University of Texas

(2) Sam Bradford vs. (3) Kevin Durant

  • (3) Kevin Durant (54%, 326 Votes)
  • (2) Sam Bradford (46%, 275 Votes)

Total Voters: 601

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  1. Decisions, decisions. Too bad K.D. and Slingin’ Sammy can’t be co-champions, but then again I suppose that would be considered “sissified”. I think I’m gonna have to sleep on this one.

  2. For the first semifinal, I actually visualized the two women fighting it out. Trust me people, this helps.

    For the second, I just remembered that Sam went to OU and Durant went to UT. I’m not a ball-rippin UT hater or anything, but I did get my degree from OU.

  3. Wait a min here, Sam was born in Oklahoma, played high school in Oklahoma, played college in Oklahoma… doesn’t he get bonus points for being a good football player for OU and NOT being from Texas?
    As far as the other matchup, Carrie is hotter, but Kristin is in a bikini, what to do?!?

  4. Instead of making this a UT/OU thing, why not look at what the players have done for Oklahoma in the past twelve months.

    Bradford: Took two hits, and had a 1-2 record as a starter.

    Durant: Took to leap to becoming an NBA superstar, helped transform the Thunder from a laughing stock to an IT team, and has actually played well enough to actually make a LeBron versus KD discussion an actual debate.

    • I’m keeping it easier than that CM, what are they gonna do for me now…..K.D. still playin’, Bradford flatly played. I don’t know about underwood, she just looks bitchy though….. cheno playful little minx plus a super awesome rack. I really thought it would be more difficult, but just shows what I know!

  5. If you go by who would draw the biggest crowd of autograph seekers and flashbulbs anywhere in Oklahoma. I think the voting is EASY!! No way Kristin Chenoweth gets more than a handful of people who even recognize her on the street. (unless of course she is in the pink bikini, and I still maintain that pic is photoshopped within a inch of its life!)

    • I think once again it’s perspective. Of course the hillbilly barbie would be more recognizable in hillbilly heaven.[OK] But I think you better check CHENO resume’, British royal opera house, Radio city music hall, several plays on broadway plus I believe more than ten movies. NOW, remind me of underwoods enormous resume outside of hillbilly crooning! I’m not ripping your perspective, I’m just saying. Her pink bikini is just super rackilicious icing on the cake.

      • Chenoweth is hot, but after seeing a non photoshopped photo of her at news 9, the hotness level has subsided a bit.

        • @LG–Hillbilly Barbie or not, Ms. Underwood DOES have an international following, and I would bet that she would STILL cause a much bigger stir on the streets of London than the (very talented) Ms. Chenoweth. I am not bashing the drama faction here so please don’t go all Westside Story on me!

  6. kd isn’t from texa though, he may have played college ball there but hes from the washington d.c. area. I still hate that he went to texas so i voted for slammin sammy.

  7. Gotta vote for Sammy B.

    I would tai-bo naked through a field of thumb tacks and angry scorpions just for the chance to be Carrie’s 7th grade science partner.

  8. Thunder lost to Denver, Portland, and Golden State in the last two games after putting up considerable leads. Now we play the Lakers first round.

    KD loses my vote. Maybe that will teach him to get this team back together.

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