Sadly, this is our last installment of Hot Guy a Day in the Month After May. Since that’s the case, I figured we should honor the hottest man in Oklahoma City: Cardboard Jim Traber.
The main reason we are ending the series is that neither our male or female readers seem to enjoy it very much. Apparently, I don’t have the best taste in hot guys. Oh well, unlike my inability to whistle, I guess that’s a good fault to have.
Another reason we are ending the series is because it takes too much time. Writing about hot guys each day for a month means I have less time to write about things like:
“¢ A girl getting arrested for beating another girl with her shoe. Not surprisingly, this happened at a bar in Bricktown. Even less surprisingly is that this happened at City Walk. I think the big question though is which of the eight clubs in one did this event take place. I’m guessing Club Ghetto.
“¢ Randy Terrill and a couple of other local goofball politicians are being investigated for doing something illegal. Remember that scene towards the end The Shawshank Redemption when the mean prison captain ended up naked in the line with new prisoners while the current convicts whistled and yelled at him? I bet Randy Terrill sure does.
“¢ Enid is going Green. And they want to let you know by producing really high quality commercials.
“¢ The Credit Jewelry Cowboy also sold insurance. I still want that guy to be my grandpa.
“¢ This guy’s name is Billy Coyle. He is a Democrat running for US Congress. I guess he has decided that a cheesy song would get people to vote for him. Hell, it worked for Brad Henry. Now he just needs to get Barry Switzer to do the voice-over.
“¢ If you want to see a girl’s attempt to write about a hot guy a day for an entire month, check this out. I think we may have lasted longer than her. I guess that means we have stamina. That’s probably not a fault.
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To paraphrase John Goodman, on the high heel shoe assault, “You gotta pay extra to see that at the Kit-Kat club back down home.”
And, the City of Enid managed to get the entire City of Enid together for that commercial. Dang.
As for Billy Coyle’s song, maybe he should have gotten noted Democrat and war profiteer Toby Keith to do it, so he’d at least break the standard for success set by “Beer for My Horses.”
As for Randy Terrill: heheheh
I know somebody who got wacked with a shoe that one woman threw at another woman at City Walk. Not sure why, but that incident didn’t go all front page. I’m actually pretty impressed that a person can stand on one high heel shoe and maintain balance enough to hit with/throw the other. Must be some down and out former gymnasts.
How do you know Billy Coyle is a democrat? He doesnt mention it on his yard signs or his website? http://billycoyle2010.com/
i think traber is on suicide watch after sunny galloways sooners are headed to the super regional and his cowboys are headed to oblivion.
Does every pompous proclamation Cardboard Traber makes turn out to be wrong like the real Traber?