Today we start action in the Midwest Region. Here are today's participants:
(1) Blake Griffin vs. (16) Byron Mullens
(8) Patrick vs. (9) Mayor Mick
(4) Thunder Girls vs. (13) Brian Maughn
(5) Jesse Jane vs. (12) Janet Barresi
To break it down, we have an NBA superstar who can dunk versus an NBA bench warmer with a weird mustache, a supporter of lingerie football versus a detractor of lingerie football, girls who wear less than girls who play lingerie football versus an internet dater, and a porn star versus a soon to be school board dictator. Should be fun. Vote after the jump.
(1) Blake Griffin vs. (16) Byron Mullens
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About (1) Blake Griffin:
Conference: Superstar Basketball Players
Who he is: Soon to be NBA Rookie of the Year and Slam Dunk Champ
Biggest Strength: Dunking over Kias.
Biggest Weakness: Pink Halter Tops
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Conference: Bad Thunder Players
Who he is: Bench warmer for the Oklahoma City Thunder
Biggest Strength: Passing drinks and towels to teammates.
Biggest Weakness: Playing in games.
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(8) Patrick vs. (9) Mayor Mick
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About (8) Patrick
Conference: Lingerie Football Supporters
Who he is: Founder and Editor in Chief of The Lost Ogle
Biggest Strength: Shoulder rubs, romantics dinners and bubble baths.
Biggest Weakness: Bar fights.
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About (9) Mayor Mick
Conference: Lingerie Football Discriminators
Who he is: Mayor of Oklahoma City
Biggest Strength: Public Speaking.
Biggest Weakness: Handily defeating Steve Hunt in elections.
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(4) Thunder Girls vs. (13) Brian Maughn
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About (4) Thunder Girls
Conference: Hot Girls
Who they are: Dance team for the Oklahoma City Thunder
Biggest Strength: Wearing skimpy outfits.
Biggest Weakness: Returning our phone calls.
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About (13) Brian Maughan
Conference: Oklahoma Politicians
Who he is: Oklahoma County District 2 Commissioner
Biggest Strength: Meeting women on the internet.
Biggest Weakness: Taking them to Red Lobster.
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(5) Jesse Jane vs. (12) Janet Barresi
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About (5) Jesse Jane
Conference: Oklahoma Confederation of Adult Film Actresses
Who she is: Porn Star
Biggest Strength: Representing Oklahoma.
Biggest Weakness: Once again, returning our phone calls.
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About (12) Janet Barresi:
Conference: Power mad bureaucrats
Who she is: Dictator of Public Schools
Biggest Strength: Being able to get good test scores out of hand selected academically gifted students.
Biggest Weakness: Respecting the value of education (i.e. suggesting someone whose degree is in Spanish is qualified to manage 1/3 of the State's appropriations budget.)
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