As we move into the final region in the first round, the match-ups are:
(1) Olivia Munn vs. (16) Tammy Banovac
(8) Kevin Ogle vs. (9) Joey and Heather
(4) Mary Fallin vs. (13) Jedi OKC X-Wing Fighter
(5) Cardboard Jim Traber vs. (12) Dan “Twit” Gordon
It seems like there has been a shortage of upsets through now, but I would suspect that there might be a couple in this batch of games. Let’s see.
(1) Olivia Munn vs. (16) Tammy Banovac
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About (1) Olivia Munn
Who she is: Daily Show correspondent/star of crappy NBC sitcom
Biggest Strength: Gaining a cult following of adolescent dorks
Biggest Weakness: Removing her clothes for Playboy
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About (16) Tammy Banovac
Conference: Former Dentist/Playboy bunny
Who she is: The wheelchair-bound grandma who protested airport screenings in her underwear
Biggest Strength: Taking off her clothes for Playboy
Biggest Weakness: Looking like a zombie while stroking a dog and waiting for airport security to check out her septuagenarian undergarments.
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(1) Olivia Munn vs. (16) Tammy Banovac
Total Voters: 609
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(8) Kevin Ogle vs. (9) Joey and Heather
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About (8) Kevin Ogle:
Conference: Mighty Ogles
Who he is: KFOR anchor
Biggest Strength: Beating out Kent for second best Ogle brother
Biggest Weakness: Losing to Kelly for best Ogle brother
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About (9) Joey and Heather
Conference: Morning DJ’s
Who they are: Wild 104.9′s early morning crew
Biggest Strength: Stuffing the ballot box for The Gazette’s “Best of OKC”
Biggest Weakness: Stuffing the ballot box for Ogle Madness. Seriously, they haven’t gotten out of the first round yet.
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(8) Kevin Ogle vs. (9) Joey and Heather
Total Voters: 629
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(4) Mary Fallin vs. (13) Jedi OKC X-Wing Fighter
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About (4) Mary Fallin
Conference: Chief Executives of Oklahoma
Who she is: Newly installed successor of Brad Henry
Biggest Strength: Taking on Washington from 1,300 miles away
Biggest Weakness: Taking on Washington as a member of Congress
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About (13) Jedi OKC X-Wing Fighter
Conference: Overly serious grown men in costumes
Who he is: Member of the OKC based Jedi fighting crew
Biggest Strength: Raising money for charitable causes
Biggest Weakness: Having a sense of humor
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(4) Mary Fallin vs. (13) Jedi OKC X-Wing Pilot
Total Voters: 631
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(5) Cardboard Jim Traber vs. (12) Dan “Twit” Gordon
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About (5) Cardboard Jim Traber
Conference: Lifesize cutouts
Who he is: The Lost Ogle’s mascot
Biggest Strength: Not being the real Jim Traber
Biggest Weakness: Being available for outdoor events when it rains
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About (12) Dan “Twit” Gordon
Conference: Jewelry moguls
Who he is: Social media obsessed Samuel Gordon Jeweler honcho
Biggest Strength: Recognizing a good opportunity for promotion
Biggest Weakness: Turning off his iPhone
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(5) Carboard Jim Traber vs. (12) Dan "Twit" Gordon
Total Voters: 743
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Can’t believe the Rant is destroying Joey and Heather. They are actually the only listenable morning crew in OKC radio, which isn’t saying a lot.
Pretty pretty dancing.
Tammy Banovac is seeded way to low, a 16 really? She may be psycho and deranged and allegedly killed a kid while being a dentists, but a 16 seed?
Agreed. I would like to check out her floss. Butt floss that is. No seriously, I would like to turn the tables on her and tell her she is going to feel a prick in her mouth for once. Hello? Is this thing on?
i wanna get my hair colored like joey’s hair……..
he goes out into public looking like that??? to borrow seth myers’s snl schtick: really !!?!!!
I think it would be hard to have a sense of humor when you have modeled your fantasy alter-ego after Porkins.
So Olivia Munn goes and gets drunk on the Today Show and she only has 82% of the vote?
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/03/17/olivia-munn-drunk-today-hoda_n_837221.html