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Ogle Madness IV: First Round, West Region (Upper Bracket)

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As we move into the final region in the first round, the match-ups are:

(1) Olivia Munn vs. (16) Tammy Banovac
(8) Kevin Ogle vs. (9) Joey and Heather
(4) Mary Fallin vs. (13) Jedi OKC X-Wing Fighter
(5) Cardboard Jim Traber vs. (12) Dan “Twit” Gordon

It seems like there has been a shortage of upsets through now, but I would suspect that there might be a couple in this batch of games. Let’s see.

(1) Olivia Munn vs. (16) Tammy Banovac

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About (1) Olivia Munn

Conference: Nerd Fantasies

Who she is: Daily Show correspondent/star of crappy NBC sitcom

Biggest Strength: Gaining a cult following of adolescent dorks

Biggest Weakness: Removing her clothes for Playboy

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About (16) Tammy Banovac

Conference: Former Dentist/Playboy bunny

Who she is: The wheelchair-bound grandma who protested airport screenings in her underwear

Biggest Strength: Taking off her clothes for Playboy

Biggest Weakness: Looking like a zombie while stroking a dog and waiting for airport security to check out her septuagenarian undergarments.

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(1) Olivia Munn vs. (16) Tammy Banovac

  • (1) Olivia Munn (82%, 498 Votes)
  • (16) Tammy Banovac (18%, 141 Votes)

Total Voters: 609

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(8) Kevin Ogle vs. (9) Joey and Heather

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About (8) Kevin Ogle:

Conference: Mighty Ogles

Who he is: KFOR anchor

Biggest Strength: Beating out Kent for second best Ogle brother

Biggest Weakness: Losing to Kelly for best Ogle brother

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About (9) Joey and Heather

Conference: Morning DJ’s

Who they are: Wild 104.9′s early morning crew

Biggest Strength: Stuffing the ballot box for The Gazette’s “Best of OKC”

Biggest Weakness: Stuffing the ballot box for Ogle Madness. Seriously, they haven’t gotten out of the first round yet.

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(8) Kevin Ogle vs. (9) Joey and Heather

  • (8) Kevin Ogle (69%, 435 Votes)
  • (9) Joey and Heather (31%, 200 Votes)

Total Voters: 629

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(4) Mary Fallin vs. (13) Jedi OKC X-Wing Fighter

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About (4) Mary Fallin

Conference: Chief Executives of Oklahoma

Who she is: Newly installed successor of Brad Henry

Biggest Strength: Taking on Washington from 1,300 miles away

Biggest Weakness: Taking on Washington as a member of Congress

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About (13) Jedi OKC X-Wing Fighter

Conference: Overly serious grown men in costumes

Who he is: Member of the OKC based Jedi fighting crew

Biggest Strength: Raising money for charitable causes

Biggest Weakness: Having a sense of humor

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(4) Mary Fallin vs. (13) Jedi OKC X-Wing Pilot

  • (13) Jedi OKC X-Wing Pilot (78%, 495 Votes)
  • (4) Mary Fallin (22%, 137 Votes)

Total Voters: 631

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(5) Cardboard Jim Traber vs. (12) Dan “Twit” Gordon

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About (5) Cardboard Jim Traber

Conference: Lifesize cutouts

Who he is: The Lost Ogle’s mascot

Biggest Strength: Not being the real Jim Traber

Biggest Weakness: Being available for outdoor events when it rains

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About (12) Dan “Twit” Gordon

Conference: Jewelry moguls

Who he is: Social media obsessed Samuel Gordon Jeweler honcho

Biggest Strength: Recognizing a good opportunity for promotion

Biggest Weakness: Turning off his iPhone

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(5) Carboard Jim Traber vs. (12) Dan "Twit" Gordon

  • (5) Cardboard Jim Traber (56%, 416 Votes)
  • (12) Dan "Twit" Gordon (44%, 331 Votes)

Total Voters: 743

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Comments

  1. T-Bone says:

    Can’t believe the Rant is destroying Joey and Heather. They are actually the only listenable morning crew in OKC radio, which isn’t saying a lot.

  2. Hookarian says:

    Pretty pretty dancing.

  3. are you kidding me says:

    Tammy Banovac is seeded way to low, a 16 really? She may be psycho and deranged and allegedly killed a kid while being a dentists, but a 16 seed?

    • JPod says:

      Agreed. I would like to check out her floss. Butt floss that is. No seriously, I would like to turn the tables on her and tell her she is going to feel a prick in her mouth for once. Hello? Is this thing on?

  4. markpark says:

    i wanna get my hair colored like joey’s hair……..

    he goes out into public looking like that??? to borrow seth myers’s snl schtick: really !!?!!!

  5. BigPopi says:

    I think it would be hard to have a sense of humor when you have modeled your fantasy alter-ego after Porkins.

  6. OMG Whatever Etc says:

    So Olivia Munn goes and gets drunk on the Today Show and she only has 82% of the vote?

    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/03/17/olivia-munn-drunk-today-hoda_n_837221.html

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