Wayne Pettigrew is dreamy and intense

Posted on Thursday, February 23rd, 2012 under Oklahoma Politics, Uncategorized by Patrick

There is a crowded field of Republicans vying for the 2nd US Congressional District seat that’s being vacated by Dan Boren. One of them is former State Rep Wayne Pettigrew. Here’s a picture of him:

As you can probably tell from looking at that picture, Wayne is your typical Oklahoma Republican. He worships Ronald Reagan, thinks government spending is out of control, and wants freedom and liberty for everyone…just as long as that freedom and liberty conforms to his overly moralistic, conservative and very white Judeo-Christian values.

In addition to that stuff (and bad haircuts), Pettigrew likes to stoically gaze off into the brilliance of beautiful Oklahoma sunsets. Or at least that’s the impression that he gives off in this photo located on the front page of his website:

I’m not an astronomer or anything, but someone should probably tell Mr. Pettigrew that gazing deep into the sunset is not very good for your eyes. They should also tell him that Jack Handy wants his background back.

How can anyone take this guys seriously with something like that on his website? I got the “Battle Hymn of the Republic” stuck in my head just from looking at that thing. Even God thinks it’s overly dramatic and cheesy. The only public office he should be running for is the mayor of bad decisions.

 

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18 Responses to Wayne Pettigrew is dreamy and intense

  1. Greg says:

    Wayne’s lost every other election he can enter, I don’t see why he can’t get in there and lose the hell out of this one. (And the grey hair may look weird, but you should’ve seen it when it was jet black. Creeeeeepy.)

  2. Jason says:

    A “Christian job creator” with hair that doesn’t move? He’ll win for sure.

  3. jay says:

    He is actually from Edmond. nuff said

  4. jonathan says:

    That sticker is not a sticker. It’s been photoshopped in.

  5. Dim-Bob says:

    I wonder whether Pettigrew is secretly gay? Not that there’s anything wrong with that.

  6. J-dub says:

    Deep Thoughts….

  7. notmyname says:

    Ol’ Wayne is definitely not gay. Weird. Used to keep a picture of a baby with a giant penis in his wallet as something to make people laugh (this was my interpretation at the time, it was a silly-looking pic/vs. creepy looking).
    Have fun with that one.

  8. onlineloser says:

    nice hair

  9. Vic Harris says:

    Wayne is a great guy with a lot of energy. I am supporting him and hope he wins the 2nd congressional seat. Then, he can work with other members of congress to
    “get the Feds off our back” and quit stealing our money and giving it to people that did not earn it.

  10. Josh says:

    Just curious, but why would his campaign send “Vic Harris” to a Lost Ogle blog post to post the above comment? Do you really think that is going to get people to vote for him?

  11. Dee Scott says:

    Patrick, I doubt that you know what God is thinking! And as for the “Battle Hymn of the Republic,” I would be proud to have that song associated with me and any “battle” I was trying to win. What is going to get people to vote for Wayne is that he is the best candidate for the people of eastern Oklahoma.

  12. Dr Gun says:

    The comment from Patrick is indicative of a person without class and has no value of substance. It appears that Patrick is ignorant.Wayne Pettigrew was in the House of Representives of Oklahoma and I never heard negative attacks from him. The NRA has endorsed him several times in the past so they must recognize that his background is impeccable or they wouldn’t have endorsed him.

    • that guy says:

      Yep, an NRA endorsement and being a former Oklahoma Legislator means you have an “impeccable background”…mmmmmhhhmmmm, dem taters are good.

  13. Jethro says:

    When did Air Supply go political?

  14. T-bone says:

    Hey, Scott Pruitt kept running for shit until he found an office low enough to win. Watch out for sensitive Wayne.

  15. Jane Citizen says:

    Geez! It took me 10 minutes to figure out where Patrick had posted classless comments about what God thinks so I could tell Jethro.
    OMG – some of these guys have no sense of – well, no sense. At least when I was putting out fires or justifying sunsets for a candidate I could come up with something appropriate for the venue.

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