Ogle Madness V: Midwest Region, Second Round

Here’s the second round match-ups for the Midwest Region.

(1) Joleen Chaney vs. (9) Patrick’s Dog Rowdy
(4) Wayne Coyne vs. (5) Blake Shelton
(3) Emily Sutton vs. (6) OU Tramp Stamp Girl
(2) Olivia Munn vs. (7) Bob Barry Jr.

Have fun and vote after the jumpity jump.

(1) Joleen Chaney vs. (9) Patrick’s Dog Rowdy

(1) Joleen Chaney

Conference: Super Hot News Vixens

Who She Is: KFOR Reporter

Biggest Strength: Her tenacious local news veracity. Kidding. Looks.

Biggest Weakness: No longer within hugging distance of Bobbie Miller

Last Game: Defeated the Diffee Kids 531 – 39

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(9) Patrick’s Dog Rowdy

Conference: Adorable Canines

Who He Is: Patrick’s Best Friend

Biggest Strength: Knows who every Ogle mole is.

Biggest Weakness: Scared of thunder

Last Game: Defeated Linda Cavanaugh 379 – 178

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(4) Wayne Coyne vs. (5) Blake Shelton

(4) Wayne Coyne

Conference: Psychedelic Band Leaders

Who He Is: Lead Singer For the Flaming Lips

Biggest Strengths: Awesome Music / Hair / Human Hamster Ball Aficionado

Biggest Weakness: We get it. You guys are crazy. Uh oh! More Glitter! So artistic!

Last Game: Defeated Chris Harrison 382 – 188

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(5) Blake Shelton

Conference: Large Piles of Handsome Married To Miranda Lambert

Who He Is: Country Star / Judge on The Voice

Biggest Strengths: Looks / Handles Chair Spinning With Ease

Biggest Weakness: Vest Heavy Wardrobe / From Ada

Last Game: Defeated the Pioneer Woman 409 -161

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(3) Emily Sutton vs. (6) OU Tramp Stamp Girl

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(3) Emily Sutton

Conference: Super Hot Weather Vixens. 

Who She Is: KFOR Weather Girl / Thunder Anthem Singer / Girl Next Door 

Biggest Strength: Avoiding Bob Barry Jr.’s dressing room “Parties” 

Biggest Weakness: Not my wife

Last Game: Defeated Ralph Shortey 622 – 34

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(6) OU Tramp Stamp Girl

Conference: Fair Going Hotties 

Who She Is: The classiest lady on planet Earth. 

Biggest Strength: That stool. 

Biggest Weakness: Tattoo choices.

Last Game: Beat Tom Coburn 384 – 258

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(2) Olivia Munn vs. (7) Bob Barry Jr.

(2) Olivia Munn

Conference: Super Hot And Unattainable Women 

Who She Is: Actress / Author / Spencer Hick’s Favorite Person 

Biggest Strength: Princess Leia bikini 

Biggest Weakness: Instant nerd arousal

Last Game: Defeated Steve Lackmeyer 523 – 157

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(7) Bob Barry Jr.

Conference: Sportscasters Who Are Flattop Enthusiasts 

Who He Is: KFOR Sports Fella

Biggest Strength: I don’t know buddy, why don’t you tell me?

Biggest Weakness: Not allowed within 300 feet of Emily Sutton

Last Game: Defeated Jim Inhofe 469 – 170

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