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Ogle Madness V: Southeast Region, Second Round

Today we featuring game from the Southeast Region. This has been, by far, been the most unpredictable region in Ogle Madness V with three double-digit seeds advancing to the second round. Here are the match-ups:

(1) Gary England vs (8) Oklahoma Earthquake
(4) Blake Griffin vs. (5) Lauren Nelson
(11) Devon Tower vs. (14) BJ Wexler
(3) Good Russell Westbrook vs. (10) Naked Woodward Golf Chick

p.s. – We heard a rumor that if BJ Wexler wins he’ll show the always edgy Cinderella next Friday. Granted, the rumor came from Clark Matthews, but maybe it’s worth something.

(1) Gary England vs (8) Oklahoma Earthquake 

(1) Gary England

Conference: People Who Might Be Or Probably Are God

Who He Is: KWTV 9 Weather Legend

Biggest Strengths: Has managed to protect all in harm’s way by way of Val, the Gentner and divine intervention

Biggest Weakness: N/A

Last Game: Defeated (16) Milk on Milk 429 – 80

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(8) Oklahoma Earthquake

Conference: Reasons People Fear Oklahoma

What It Is: A fucking earthquake.

Biggest Strength: 5.6

Biggest Weakness: Shattered my Star Trek plate collection.

Last Game: Defeated (9) Al Eschbach 363 – 146

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(1) Gary England vs (8) Oklahoma Earthquake

  • (1) Gary England (56%, 367 Votes)
  • (8) Oklahoma Earthquake (44%, 286 Votes)

Total Voters: 653

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(4) Blake Griffin vs. (5) Lauren Nelson

(4) Blake Griffin

Conference:  NBA Bad Asses With Oklahoma Ties

Who He Is: L.A. Clippers Power Forward

Biggest Strengths: Kia Leaper

Biggest Weakness: Isn’t wearing a Thunder jersey

Last Game: Defeated the (16) OKC Chamber Commercial Singers 400 – 109

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(5) Lauren Nelson

Conference: Former Miss Americas Doing Local News

Who She Is: Former Miss America and KWTV 9 reporter.

Biggest Strengths: Her hard hitting investigative journalism. Nah. Her looks!

Biggest Weaknesses: Her newscast is not the greatest.

Last Game: Defeated (12) Aubrey McClendon 382 – 125

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(4) Blake Griffin vs. (5) Lauren Nelson

  • (5) Lauren Nelson (52%, 345 Votes)
  • (4) Blake Griffin (48%, 313 Votes)

Total Voters: 658

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(11) Devon Tower vs. (14) BJ Wexler

(11) Devon Tower

Conference: Huge Ass Towers

What It Is: A huge ass tower. 

Biggest Strengths: Is a huge ass tower.

Biggest Weakness: Looks like the world’s largest beard trimmer.

Last Game: Defeated (6) Matt Kemp 463 – 188

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(14) BJ Wexler

Conference: People On OETA Who Aren’t Lawrence Welk 

Who He Is: Host Of OETA’s Movie Club

Biggest Strengths: Happiest person standing next to a popcorn machine in history.

Biggest Weakness: Does not have his own movie channel.

Last Game: Defeated (3) Mary Fallin 520 – 140

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(11) Devon Tower vs. (13) BJ Wexler

  • (11) Devon Tower (51%, 334 Votes)
  • (13) BJ Wexler (49%, 322 Votes)

Total Voters: 656

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(2) Good Russell Westbrook vs. (10) Naked Woodward Golf Chick

(2) Good Russell Westbrook

Conference: OKC Thunder Players 

Who He Is: Guard for the OKC Thunder 

Biggest Strengths: Athletic ability 

Biggest Weakness: Passing to the team’s best player.

Last Game: Defeated (15) Banned Jenni Carlson T-Shirt Coffee Mugs 438 – 204

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(10) Naked Woodward Golf Chick

Conference: Women Who Should Stay Dressed 

Who She Is: Some woman who got naked at a golf course.

Biggest StrengthsTaking clothes off. 

Biggest Weakness: Blinding strangers.

Last Game: Defeated Dean Blevins 505 – 152

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(3) Good Russell Westbrook vs. (10) Naked Woodward Golf Chick

  • (3) Good Russell Westbrook (52%, 339 Votes)
  • (10) Naked Woodward Golf Chick (48%, 315 Votes)

Total Voters: 654

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Comments

  1. I voted for the Earthquake, because Gary England couldn’t keep me advised when the ground was shaking.
    I also continued my pledge to not vote for any basketball players this year.

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