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Ms. Sweet Brown may be the OKC version of Antoine Dodson (video)

Oklahoma has had it’s fair share of viral video stars. Off the top off my head, we’ve had Mike Gundy tell us he’s a man and he’s 40, Elyse Downs make it snow and Greyson Chance become an overnight pop sensation after singing a Lady Gaga song. Hell, even the original Thriller wedding dance couple is from the Sooner state.

Now there’s another Oklahoman threatening to take YouTube by storm. Her name is Sweet Brown, and what started as just a typical morning in search of a cold pop turned into a large ordeal for the Oklahoma City woman. Here’s the video:

I don’t know about you, but I’d like to hire Sweet Brown to just set around my house and either tell me old stories or recite the entire apartment scene from Pulp Fiction. Better yet, maybe I could get her to provide a play-by-play of my daily life. It would probably go something like this:

“Oh Jesus, Patrick is getting up from the couch and walking into his kitchen. That boy’s only wearing a t-shirt and his underpants. Amen Jesus, he’s opened the refrigerator door and grabbed a cold pop! It’s a Grape Soda! Man alive, will Patrick share or will I have to get my own?

Uh oh, it looks like Ms. Joleen and Ms. Emily are walking out of Patrick’s bedroom. I don’t have time for that! I’m outta here.”

Okay, maybe the whole play-by-play thing would be a little over the top, but you have to admit that having her recite lines from Pulp Fiction would be cool. Maybe she’d be up for it.

Link: OKC apartment complex catches fire, 5 units damaged (KFOR)

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  1. KFOR couldn’t find anyone who’s not a caricature to interview? How about the apartment manager?

      • Haha, far from a racist. After all, we are all black when the lights go out. You and I both know that at some point someone was going to pop that awkward elephant cherry and point out that it was grape soda you chose to share. Or not share. And for the record, “Pulp Fiction” is the best movie ever made! Ms. Sweet Brown would do a great reciting of the Ezekiel 25:17.

  2. As I watched this last night I wondered aloud to my wife how long it would take to get the video up on your site. She put the over-under at 12 hours. Glad to see you did not disappoint.

  3. Sweet Brown has made my day today and quite possibly the next and the next and the next…..

  4. In a complete non sequitur, Ms. Brown later went on to tell the reporter that she, quote, “don’t know nothin’ ’bout birthin’ no babies.”

  5. It is nice to see that KFOR is diversifying from its usual collection of white trash, meth addled country fucks and narcissistic half-wits it normally employs as eyewitnesses. Ms. Brown’s next appearance will be from a local car dealership where she will tell us all about the great deal she received for just 99 cents down. Is there a contest among the local stations to see who can interview the most bewildered person in Oklahoma City?

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