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Have you seen this man???

Oklahoma City Police are seeking the public’s help in identifying the guy pictured above. He died 31 years ago. If you’ve seen him, please call the police and then run for your life.

Seriously, that’s the creepiest thing I’ve seen in a while. Who knew that the original California Raisin died in Oklahoma City in 1981. It’s like Mr. Hanky came to life as a lonely middle-aged male.

Anyway, I guess we’re supposed to mention that man’s death was not ruled a homicide. I’m not sure why that matters. It’s not like I’m going to sleep any better. I expect chronic zombie nightmares for the next few weeks.

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  1. I wonder how many police officers shaved their balls to make the hair? His mouth looks “glazed”….but I won’t go there.

    • Jesus Tits… poor bastard… either he just climbed out of the ground or the OSBI was too damn lazy to put a clean shirt on him!!! WHY THE LONG FACE DR. HUXTABLE?

  2. I am not a racist in any way, BUT…is it just me or do you think the facial reconstructionist might be a little racist? I mean the guy looks like an ape!!??

    • Died? I would have sworn that was the guy who served me at the late night drive thru at the golden arches

  3. I would make that into a ventriloquist dummy and head to Vegas for a new lounge act. I could insult all races and creeds, but it wouldn’t really be me….it would be the dummy. I would call him Lionel.

  4. I think there is a real lack of talent in our state’s facial reconstruction department..I think I could do better with microsoft paint.

  5. Actually the guy that reconstructed this is pretty amazing. Its kind of a long video but this tells about the guy and what he has to work with when he gets a skull.

  6. maybe using eyeglasses that we in style 31 years ago would have helped some… yeah, prolly not

  7. He looks like Pat, from SNL. Except, you know, more petrified… and more scary-looking… and with really gnarly eyebrows… but yeah, Pat!

  8. Yes, I believe I have seen this man. It was in the Neandertal Valley about 100,000 years ago.

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