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It kind of feels weird to ogle Abigail Ogle…
Nov 26
2012
I’m still not too sure what to think about Abigail Ogle.
Sure, she’s nice, tall and attractive in a girl superhero type of way, but then again, she also has some of the features of an Ogle brother. I know that’s because her dad and uncles are Ogle brothers, but still, it makes me feel uncomfortable. It’s like dating a girl, meeting her parents, and then realizing that she kind of looks like her dad. Is it a deal breaker? Probably not. Does it haunt you for a few weeks? Probably so.
In addition to all that, I feel a little bit awkward ogling (sorry) Abigail Ogle. Something about it is incestuous. My helicopter blogger instincts are to nurture and protect her, not gawk. Hell, in a perfect world, we wouldn’t even acknowledge her existence. But this world isn’t perfect, and Abigail Ogle goes out and tweets pictures like this from Edna’s:
See what I’m saying?! Yeah, she has a large eyes, and yeah, she looks like a viking seductress, but you can’t look at that photo without seeing an Ogle staring right back at you. It’s an odd feeling. It kind of reminds me of watching some of Gretchen Mol’s scenes from Boardwalk Empire.
All that being said, I guess we better get comfortable with this. Abigail’s an Ogle and she isn’t going anywhere. In five years, I bet she’ll have her own nightly opinion piece on Channel 5. She’ll also probably make Paul Folger her little bitch. That just seems like the thing to do at Channel 5.
Also, I expect Kevin Ogle to crash through my window at any moment and smash me into oblivion with Thor’s hammer. That will suck for me, but it will make an interesting news story. Best of luck to you all.
Revealing that she’s an Ogle is kind of a downer……………buuuuuuuuuut her rack more than makes up for that!
Mmmmmm…it makes me start to think…what would Kevin Olge look like in drag?
I’m going to have to DVR channel 4 every night this week just so I can catch him fuming about this on the Rant.
Trust me.. She LOVES the attention. And probably loves even more that this story was written about her. Just look at how many self portrait photos she takes of herself and posts online! Ran into her once within a group of mutual friends, and she definitely acts like she is better than everyone else.
Maybe she’ll post some topless shots! Nice hooters!
She can have my 5 1/2 cents anytime she wants….
I don’t even own A gun Rack
Just think how many kids in China have no silicone at all.
I quote a line from Bad Bosses and it gets deleted and all these other comments get to stay up? What gives?
Horrible Bosses that is. (I gotta quit drinking this early in the morning.)
There are times I look at her and think “damn damn damn, so hot”, then there’s most of the time I look at her like “wtf…”
I’m glad you wrote this to quanitfy my inner-most thoughts.