May 22, 2013
- Join us at the Help Moore Benefit Concert this Saturday
- Something About Yesterday…May 21, 2013
- 10 Thunder Playoff Observations Paired With Depressing Grunge Songs From The 1990s…May 16, 2013
- 33 totally awesome story ideas for the NewsOK Digital Desk…May 15, 2013
- An open letter to the cry baby known as Macklemore…May 14, 2013
- Why does Abigail Ogle have so many fake Twitter followers?May 13, 2013
- A News 9 reporter is going to be on the ABC reality show “Whodunnit?”May 9, 2013
- Oklahoma’s scariest white rapper has released another music video…May 7, 2013
- Mission Chinese could be coming to Oklahoma City…May 6, 2013
24 Bold Predictions for 2013 (2 of 2)
Jan 4
2013
Yesterday we counted down our first 12 predictions for the year. Here’s the second half of the list. There’s a good chance some of them will come true.
13. Christina Fallin DOES NOT get married this year.
(Remember, these are supposed to be bold predictions. The rest are after jump. And yes, that’s some girl with pink hair whose name rhymes with Latina Howlin’ partying at Saints in the Plaza District. Thank you, Ogle Mole Network.)
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14. Meg Alexander openly admits that she has been trying to “Single White Female” Joleen Chaney for over a year now.
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15. Nike unveils “Russell Westbrook Is One Angry Bitch” marketing campaign.
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16. Some person from Tulsa does something stupid involving meth.
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17. Amanda Taylor launches Consumer Watch report on her own hair dresser.
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18. Oklahoma named finalist for controversial “High School Teachers Who Sleep With Students Hall of Fame and Western Heritage Center.”
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19. Marisa finishes her novel “50 Shades of Ginger.” Spencer is cast as the lead in the Hollywood adaptation.
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20. Landry Jones creates a Pinterest page.
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21. OKC leaders and Friends for a Better Boulevard eventually realize they’ve been fighting over a fucking road.
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22. Wayne Coyne attempts to pass 19th century naval mine through OKC airport TSA checkpoint.
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23. Lucy Sparkles found living in a trailer park in Choctaw.
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24. Lon Kruger forgets about his own press conference.
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That’s it. Pretty simple. To view the 1-12, click here. Remember, a couple of our predictions always come true. Mark it down.
16 & 18 are safety nets to make sure you get something right… Mike Gundy getting coming out of the closet with his hispanic gardener/OU fan would be much more interesting.
Congratulations on an extremely strong second half and a bold start to 2013.
“They’re gonna find the Queen is a man. But that Philip don’t care. I predict…”
Rhymes with This Queen’s a prowlin’
Osteen’s a foul man
This means a plow, man
Pretty sure I know that dude Christina Fallin is making out with.
I’m pretty that same dude later was wondering about that taste in his mouth that reminded him of PF WANGER. And I’m also pretty sure some guy (maybe the one taking the pic) was telling someone nearby, “hey ask that dude kissing C. Fallin how my Wang tastes?”
hahahahahahahaha
I predict Meg Alexander will soon be working for Channel 9 now that she’s contracted “Newsreader Opinion Diarrhea of the Mouth” disease. After a story one day last week about car windows being shot out in Edmond, she had to toss her two cents in. Can’t remember the exact phrasing but it was along the lines of “Come on, people. It’s not a video game out there.” As Peter Griffin would say: “SHUT UP, MEG”.
+1
Gross