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Warning: Del City is cracking down on massage parlors
Jan 9
2013
If I were ever to create a Match.com profile like this guy (and hopefully I’m never that desperate), my headline would read:
Handsome pseudoanonymous Internet celebrity and trivia host with the immune system of a newborn
Yeah, in case you care, I’m sick…again. This time I apparently have the flu, which is different than the cold / sinus infection / bronchial infection I came down with in November, and different than the cold / sinus infection / bronchitis I’m probably going to get in mid-March to early April.
Seriously, I get sick at least three times a year. Usually a cold around Halloween, some sort of flu in the winter, and then a cold again in the Spring. Is this normal? I know I could prevent the flu by getting a shot, but why screw with tradition.
Anyway, because I’m sick I really don’t feel like writing anything important today, here’s a News 9 report on a massage parlor crackdown in Del City. I thought this was pretty funny when I watched it last night.
News9.com – Oklahoma City, OK – News, Weather, Video and Sports |
I had never seen or heard of Steve Shaw before today but his mannerisms suggest he may be related to, or coached by, Stan Miller.
I can’t believe that was the best person they could find to interview about the daycare center.
you’re telling me. She looks like she has some sort of substance abuse problem.
In Del City…she’s hot!
+ 1 hell yes, she’s my baby.
I went to Mutt’s for the first time today…I almost threw up my delicious Dyn-o-mite Dog after watching this story. Lucky man, the one(s) who impregnated that Venus in Blue Jeans.
Are we sure this wasn’t an audition for the Daily Show?
Always figure reporters of that caliber must be attached to a news director or some shit. Hell, that’s how brad Edwards kept his job all those years.
I was glad when Reagan deregulated the Del City massage parlors. Guess it’s back to Gazette ads.
TV idiocy at it’s finest. Stay sick, Patrick.
I didn’t see this, did it have a HAPPY ENDING?
No one goes to a massage parlor to get a massage.
Really? What do they get there? I’m pretty naive.
my cousin’s brother’s uncle’s son says they’re pretty good at ironing out wrinkles
That’s what I heard and if ironing the wrinkles out doesn’t work, they will go full hands-on and yank’em out! No one is leaving their massage parlor stiff!
Well, there goes my daily after-work plans before heading to church.
LOL! Thanks for the beer, Bourbon and meth from “my baby” on TV, wasted, all over my keyboard, SofaKings.
I’m fairly certain Steve Shaw is moonlighting for KFOR, posting their social media questions on their FB page.
I’ve got a stiff muscle that needs a good massage. Thanks Steve Shaw for letting me know which ones are not in compliance. I know Steve is really pissed off that his producer would not let him go undercover and get the inside scoop on these places.