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Top 25 Crazy Anti-Obama comments posted by Oklahomans to KFOR’s Facebook Wall…

Last Friday, KFOR posted a story on its Facebook page about how President Obama would be using the Lincoln Bible for today’s unofficial inauguration ceremony. It’s the same Lincoln Bible that Obama used during his first inauguration four years ago.

Here’s a screenshot of their post:

obama bible

So you may be asking yourself, “Why would an Oklahoma City news channel post something like this to its Facebook wall? What’s the news value? Who cares?”

The answer to that is one word: Derplahomans.

You know who Derplahomans are. They’re those ignorant people who think Obama is Muslim communist dictator, want prayer (and guns) allowed in public schools, and think gay people are the biggest threat to the country. They live around you, work around you, and vote for all the bat-shit crazies that run this state.

Anyway, when KFOR posted the Lincoln Bible story, they did so with one intention: to rally the Derplahomans and generate “conversation” on the station’s Facebook page. And boy did it work. As of this writing, there were nearly 482 comments on the post. I’d say 70% were posted by Derplahomans who oppose the president, 15% by normal people who oppose the president, and 15% of people who support the president. I spent my Sunday afternoon highlighting the 25 best posts by the derps in that 70%. All of these posts are real, and I assume most were written by people from their Cricket wireless phone while waiting in line for cigarettes at Wal-Mart.

Anyway, let’s start with the crazies who would like to see our president assassinated.

Jared Scott Oklahoma facebook post

If you’re going to suggest that a guy be assassinated, at least have the common courtesy to spell ‘assassinated’ correctly.

Christina Nombrana huskey oklahoma facebook post

Yeah, I guess the rule above also goes for people who “pray” for assassination. Which by the way, is such a positive, Christian thing to do.

These were the only two people who openly suggested – or prayed – that our president be shot and killed. Other people went the classy route and suggested he view a play at Ford’s Theater instead:

Nick Mason oklahoma facebook post

Sheilah Harris oklahoma facebook post

wendy wright huskey oklahoma facebook post

scott beck oklahoma facebook post

Quick question. Were 19 people liking Scott Beck’s comment or his cut-off t-shirt? Also, isn’t this just more proof that Facebook needs a dislike button (or at least a moron filter)?

To be fair, most Derplahomans didn’t suggest or pray that our president be assassinated while taking an oath of office or watching a play. They just don’t want a Kenyan putting his hand on the bible:

sybil langley oklahoma facebook post thomas collins oklahoma facebook post

Or a Muslim…

Dale Murdock Oklahoma Facebook

James Nicholson Oklahoma Facebook

Henry Israel Oklahoma Facebook

Or a Kenyan Muslim…

brandy hollis oklahoma facebook post

Or a Communist Muslim…

brian bowles oklahoma facebook post

I don’t know, Brian. After looking at all the comments in the KFOR post, I think I’d rather support a Communist Muslim than a “God-fearing redneck.” Of course, that’s probably because I know how to read and have developed basic critical thinking skills like logic and reason. I can’t say the same for rednecks. Actually, not all rednecks are stupid, but Derplahomans sure are.

On the topic of Obama being a communist, that seems to rub some people the wrong way:

Christine Putnam oklahoma facebook post

James Walter McIver Oklahoma Facebook Post

Oh yeah, well, I don’t believe that a person who doesn’t comprehend the fundamental rules of spelling, capitalization and punctuation should be allowed to freely express their thoughts on Facebook. I’m sure Lenin and Obama would feel the same way. I guess that makes me a communist too. At least I’m not like a socialist dictator like Obama and Hitler:

Regina Humphreys oklahoma facebook post

Fun fact. Obama only received 51.1% of the vote. Maybe that’s why we still haven’t invaded Poland.

jennifer browne oklahoma facebook post

If Obama equaled “hitler,” wouldn’t he have grown an evil Hitler mustache by now?

Russell Reed oklahoma facebook post

For fun, I googled Hitler bible and stumbled across this:

Elimination of the Jews in Nazi Germany was not confined to the Holocaust. It also took the form of rewriting the New Testament to ‘dejudaize’ it, i.e. to remove references to Judaism and to recast Jesus as an Aryan, generating what has been called the ‘Nazi Bible’.

Considering 69% of the Jewish vote went to Obama, I don’t see that happening anytime soon.

Tinker Red TeLinde oklahoma facebook post

Janis Greenia oklahoma facebook post

At least Tinker showed enough courtesy to call the president “Mr Obama.” Also, I fully expect Janis and Tinker to have a booth selling shitty crafts at next year’s “The Affair of the Heart.

Ray Garrett oklahoma facebook post III

Ray Garret oklahoma facebook post

Geeze, I had no clue Obama has plans to commit mass genocide. Maybe Ray can get someone from the future to send in a Terminator and stop it before it happens?

Seriously, this Ray guy seems to know his stuff. I wonder if he knows the REAL history of the Civil War?

Ray Garrett oklahoma facebook post

I guess I didn’t know the WHOLE story. Screw you, Steven Spielberg! Also, something tells me Ray is a little too obsessed with machinery.

ellen wainwright oklahoma facebook post

Other than Mitt Romney, John McCain and the fragile minds of Republican derps, what has Obama destroyed?

Terry Lauck oklahoma facebook post

According to liberal history books and, uhm, everyone, the South seceded from the Union. It wasn’t the other way around. Also, why do I get the feeling that Terry is the least intelligent of the three things pictured in his avatar?

Jeff Branum Oklahoma facebook post

You do realize that skin color is the only similarity between Abraham Lincoln and current Republicans…right?

Okay, if you’re still reading this you just scrolled through 25 Derplahoman Facebook comments. But I couldn’t resist posting a few others. Here they are:

brian dubcak oklahoma facebook post

I would try to explain this to Brian, but I don’t have the time to create a coloring book about modern economics. I think it’s the only thing on his reading level.

skylar lay oklahoma facebook post

What makes someone a bigger douche bag? Not knowing how to spell douche bag or thinking Bush was a great president?

jim richmond oklahoma facebook post

Holy America, check out that avatar! Jim Richmond looks like they type of guy who shits bald eagles and liberty torches. He probably sings the National Anthem at karaoke bars. I bet he masturbates to the 4th of July.

Here’s one final post. It got the most likes out of the nearly 500 comments. At least there’s some hope.

derplahoma

Anyway, if you have the time, energy and mental dexterity to read all 400+ posts, here’s the link to KFOR’s post. Please read it at your own risk. Also, beware of the Derps. They’re going to be on edge today.

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Comments

  1. I suggest a disclaimer at the beginning of the post saying:

    “Reading to the end of this post may cause you to not want to live on this earth anymore.”

  2. you are very dedicated….I “unliked” KFOR’s page (and Channel’s 9’s too for that matter) because it was making me too angry to read all of those comments. I think there is a reason we are the reddest state in America, and it’s not because we are so religious, it’s mostly because we are possibly the least educated state in the nation.

    • So, you’re saying just because someone is conservative they must not be educated? Typical liberal elitist worldview.

      • There’s a proven correlation between higher levels of education and liberalism. Ironically, you must not have learned that.

        • There’s certainly a correlation between liberalism and elitism. Someone who looks objectively at the facts of any issue cannot in good conscience call themselves liberal. Debt…the way to improve our debt-ridden economy is through more borrowing? Abortion…shooting a child is bad, but killing a baby before it is born is good? Guns…criminals don’t follow the laws, so we’re going to pass more laws to “prevent” gun violence? I will never be able to take a liberal seriously in anything because their thought processes are so illogical.

          • by your logic, we should just do away with all laws, since criminals won’t follow them anyway. anarchy!!!

            • So do you in fact agree that passing more restrictive laws (which criminals will ignore and which will in fact further restrict the freedoms of law abiding citizens who follow the laws we already have), is a good idea? I guess that’s more liberal “educated” logic. I’d like to hear your rationale.

          • Not all liberals are elitists, saying that puts you in the same catagory as someone saying that all conservatives are uneducated. Plus, there’s a huge difference between shooting a living, breathing child and aborting a blob of cells. You do realize that a miscarriage is also considered an abortion? That’s all it is… a miscarriage of cells in the body. Plus, who gave you the right to tell anyone what they can and can not do with their OWN bodies??? If I passed a law that said “everyone must get a tattoo”, people would freak because it’s forcing someone to do something to their BODY. It’s not governments place to tell anyone what they can or can not do to their OWN BODIES. You conservatives always want to so us Pro-Choicers are “baby killers” when nothing is further from the truth. As a person, I would not get an abortion, however, it is NOT MY RIGHT to tell someone else they can not do so. You scream for 2nd amendment rights, however, you want to take rights away from others. Geeeee.. that makes total sense to me.

            • First, miscarriages are not abortions, nor have I ever heard anyone refer to miscarriages as abortions. The problem with pro-abortion advocates is that they support their position by saying they have the right to choose what happens to their own bodies, yet they don’t give the child in their womb that same choice (if you don’t believe that “blob of cells” is alive, then tell me when is it considered alive?). I do believe someone has the right to make their own choices about their bodies, but my concern is for the child who was never given that choice. I doubt you’ll take the time to read it, but just in case, I would recommend you take a few minutes to read this woman’s story. http://www.conversiondiary.com/2008/01/how-i-became-pro-life.html

      • No, no, no–it’s not conservative Republicans that are uneducated, it’s the Bible-thumping, anti-gay, anti-feminist, super-conservatives that keep comparing Obama to Hitler (or Satan) that are uneducated. (Although, I will say that I don’t know how any self-respecting human beings can call themselves Republicans at this point.)

  3. I’m just waiting for all of those “assissanation” people to have a visit from the Secret Service. I mean my god, they used their Facebook profile to post that.

  4. I think Oklahoma should take the lead and implement the following:
    1.) A license to reproduce (ya gotta have one to drive a car, own a gun)
    2.) A test of the most basic communication skills prior to posting comments on Facebook, Twitter, or stapeling things to the light pole in the trailer park.
    3.) Those who fail the first two are prevented from holding public office. ( would have immediate impact on federal, state and local government in Oklahoma)

  5. There’s a lot of delusional, ill-informed, angry people in Oklahoma. Praying for an assassination? Calling him a “Hypocrite”? Supposed “Christians” calling Obama a “hypocrite” and “praying for his assassination”? Hello, irony. Thy name is hatred.

  6. I don’t know, I think that Mr. Lay’s spelling was not only an attempted slur to the President, but a subtle slam on the French as well. Well played, sir. Well played. I hereby request that we use the spelling deuche henceforth.

    • I think we should at least give him props for using “deuche” and “bush” in the same post without intending to create such a reference…….regardless of the spelling. Just think how great that post would have been if he could’ve snuck in “camel toe” and “tea bag”…..

  7. Reading these sure can make a rational person sad, except Christina’s ‘pray for assination” comment. You cant help but laugh at the word assination.

  8. As someone who’s associated with the Republican party these are appalling. Not supporting the president is ridiculous. I don’t care if he’s a democrat or republican, if he can better our country isn’t that the point?

  9. I do so hope you tipped off the Secret Service to those death threat-type posts. Threatening the life of the POTUS is illegal.

  10. I agree that these are without a doubt some very special people, but just remember that the Democrats have grown to be the party of “the least among us” (so they claim). You can be assured, that includes the least educated. So if you think you’ll go a “blue” state and not find this , and more, in support of Democrats, you’re kidding yourself.

  11. I think this article can be very effective in showing the the need to increase funding for the states educational system as a whole.

  12. I read a handful of the comments when they posted this update but stopped because I didn’t want to spend my weekend in a Facebook fight with idiots. Reading this post made me realize I made the right decision! There’s too much stupidity in one thread to combat!!!

  13. Although I had to force myself not to let out an anguished scream while reading them, I made it all the way through these postings. Why? Because I wanted to make sure that I knew none of these idiots. Thank God I do not!! (forgive the Jim Traberish double exclamation marks, but I think they’re justified in this case)

  14. OMG. I scrolled through quickly to see if I knew any of the people highlighted. Surprised that I didn’t. Glad I was able to escape Oklahoma; my thoughts are with those of you still living there ;)

  15. So the Obamas sent their puppy on vacation on it’s own private jet? Lol how do derps come up with these things?

  16. It is funny that KFOR even posted that, and obviously strictly for controversy . Linda Cavanaugh just now said on the news that President Obama used MLK’s family bible to take the oath today.

  17. Do you think Josh COCKroft (R-Tecumseh) is a Derplahoman? That crackerjack young Republican is sure trying to make a name for himself with HB1895 (gutting funding from the commies at the OK Arts Council until it disappears).

  18. I didn’t vote for Obama and I am so embarrassed that these people exist and are supporters of my party. Wow…….

  19. Lets see pics of Abby Broyles! Who gives a turtles turd about the Swearin’ in of the Prez….hell we can see that every 4 years

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