Emily Sutton has moved to 4:00am. What do her Facebook fans think about this? Do you agree? :(

From: Patrick Jan 31, 2013

Jan 31 2013

Emily Sutton officially started her new career today as the regular morning meteorologist for KFOR Channel 4. She’ll be on the air each weekday from 4:00am – 7:00am. We know this because Channel 4 has been playing the following promo commercial non-stop for about a week. It makes you say “awwwwwwwwwwwww” more than your friend Jessica (a.k.a. the annoying girl at a baby shower):

Uhm, is Channel 4 trying to imply that Emily Sutton’s dream in life is to wake up at 2:00am each morning to give the weather forecast in Oklahoma City? That’s a little premature isn’t it? They should have saved that clip for when Mike Morgan retires and Emily dons the bedazzled weather dress. Or are they saying that Emily is finally fulfilling her dream of being a TV meteorologist? If that’s what they’re doing, doesn’t it totally discount Emily’s contributions over the past 3 years? Was her other work not that important? Am I being too analytical? Probably so.

Anyway, Emily has been ~~promoting~~ writing about the new gig on Facebook and it’s brought out some of the creepy crawlies. And I’m not talking about the ones who post pictures of her in a bikini behind the thinly veiled pseudo-anonymity of the internet. I’m talking the creepy crawlies who live in a world where Emily Sutton is like a best friend and post awkward, sitting-too-close comments on her Facebook Page.

Here are 20 of my favorites.

To lead things off, we have anti-punctuation and -capitalization guys:

And ALL CAPS lady:

There were people who planned sleepovers:

And those who lived in Randy Norman

Some wives are totally fine with Emily Sutton being their husband’s mistress:

While others figured she was engaged:

Here’s a solid string of 9 comments. They fit and flowed together like bad pop music:

Finally, there was this lady:

After reading all those comments. maybe young Emily Sutton should have wished to be a National Weather Service meteorologist. People who watch and Ogle you on TV can be a little creepy. Just ask Gary England.

Couple of other things:

• We also wish Emily the best of luck with her morning gig. She currently hates us for posting the bikini photo, but she’ll come around. Someone wake me up when she does something silly or sings the severe weather song.

• Since we’re making fun of Facebook commenters, you guys and gals need to pick things up or this one. If you’re going to write a comment about Emily, it needs to be written in the form of a question in the voice of Regular Jim Traber or Paul Folger. That should be fun.

Comments

Not Eliot says:

January 31, 2013 at 8:16 am

Theory: Joleen and Emily need to be on opposite work shifts so they show up ready to work.
Jo&EmFan says:

January 31, 2013 at 8:29 am

Needs more bikini pics!
J says:

January 31, 2013 at 9:01 am

I like this as a follow up to the anti Obama top Facebook posts. This could develop into a regular column.
CAP1015 says:

January 31, 2013 at 9:50 am

Uh Hey Big Fella, Uh I mean Little Lady, while I’m giving it up to myself, can you tell us a little about why you hate the TLO now, and before you answer I just want you to know, I’ve been doing this radio thing over 15 years, am a former major leaguer, big time college QB and a genius in regards to gambling on sports best friends with Cal Jr………so go ahead tell us why your so mad!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Grant Longer says:

January 31, 2013 at 1:28 pm

It’s not surprising that Patrick said “Emily Sutton” and “premature” in the same paragraph.
MSA says:

January 31, 2013 at 1:32 pm

Dreams do come true: Now I get to wake up with Emily Sutton every weekday morning….Top that, fellow creepers!
Me says:

January 31, 2013 at 2:48 pm

This video almost makes me feel guilty about having naughty thoughts about Emily. Almost.
Chris says:

January 31, 2013 at 5:34 pm

I love to watch Emily report the weather any time, she makes me feel kinda funny.
Taterballs says:

January 31, 2013 at 10:50 pm

“U make me happy with ur pekiness”
-Cindy Talley-Andrulonis-

Awesome
Trim Jaber says:

February 1, 2013 at 6:01 am

Taco Bell after midnight, #EmilySutton before dawn!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
B. A. Baracus says:

February 1, 2013 at 9:26 am

Well congrat’s and all Emily. I’m really happy for you. Workin’ mornings for KFOR is great and all, but did you play in the Bigs? I was huge in Japan. Once I was invited to Cal Ripken’s wedding. We ate lobster’s the size of a kia’s and had cuban cigars.
OgleCousinTraber says:

February 1, 2013 at 6:27 pm

Lemme ask you somethin. Do you SERIOUSLY believe this was a good move? Look, what I’m sayin is it’s very early. And who cares what Skip Bayless says. NEVER MIND That. Just listen … LISTEN, people. You know what I’m sayin? You people, some of you people out there … it’s just sad. LET’S GET BACK TO DA FONES!!
Heat Seaters says:

February 2, 2013 at 3:39 pm

I REALLY GOTTA GIVE IT UP TO MYSELF BECAUSE NO ONE ELSE WILL. I’VE GOT A LITTLE BET GOING WITH CRAIG THAT EMILY SUTTON WILL NEVER REPLACE MIKE MORGAN AND SO FAR I’M RIGHT.